~A Shoujo Story~
There once was a guy named Alfred, and another guy named Ivan.
Alfred was all, "I LOVE YOU! KAWAII DESU~!"
Ivan was all, "NO!" and walked away from him, but got stabbed through the gut by a purple unicorn.
Alfred cried tears of kawaii sadness1!1! "NO! My one and only true love, that I knew for only like 5 seconds!"
Suddenly, he was shoved over by some British guy. "Get out of my way, bloody wanker!"
Alfred looked up from his puddle of tears and saw a guy with gi-friggin-normous eyebrows and blonde hair. "I am suddenly attracted to you for some reason."
"So am I. Let's get married~!" The Britsh guy pulled out a ring.
So, they got married and had a bunch of babies (because they totally can break the laws of physics multiple times) and Ivan was forever stuck on the unicorn's horn and traveled to a land of rainbows and vodka.
The End.
O_o Why did I even write this?