Rather then types about stuff you don't care about, We are going to get right into the story. But first I do have to disclaim a bunch of stuff.
I do not own My little pony: Friendship is Magic, it is owned by Hasbro and created by Laura Faust. I also do not own Nazi zombies. Treyarch is the proud owner. I do not own the mentioned characters in this chapter. I will accept OC's but none on the zombie side of things.
I meant for this to be published along side The new chapter of Mecha & Logan, but time got the better of me so I have to publish today.
"Damnit da- I mean girl thing, get over here!" Yelled Dempsy over to Sam. Plenty of strange shit had happened in the last 90 hours, from getting teleported into that damn frozen cell with Takio sub coming to food poisoning, to Ending up on the moon where the earth was fucked by some missiles.
Dempsy had spent so much time dealing with this stuff that all this shouldn't even surprise him. Everything is so messed that Dempsey did not even care what was going to happen. He just does what he did best. Kick ass and making names for the freaks he killed.
He had even come up with a new name for them, but he was keeping it for when the zombies get really fucked up.
"Vat iz it you American?" Said the Sam. If you got through the grueling Easter eggs in Black ops. You'd know that Sam, The controller of the zombies- Soul had been swapped with Rictofons and that Doctor Maxus had launched the missiles in hopes to end the zombies before Rictofen could cause anymore damage. IF YOU WANT THE SHORT VERSION, Sam is in Rictofons body, Rictofon controls the zombies and earth is completely destroyed.
"I need you to throw that black hole thing over to Nikoli." Dempsey and everyone else had been holding out in the biodome. Takio had been trying to kill the zombies with PHD flopper by jumping around on the pads. But because of the fact I was killing a lot of them at once. He wasn't killing a lot of them. Dempsey had an HK21 in his hands and was mowing the zombies down with it. Each and every shot was bursting skulls and making kills. Unfortunately for Nikoli, he was having some bad luck with his aim. Due to the fact that he was drunk as hell thanks to those floating crates of ammo filling up his bottle of vodka. "Vy don't you help him? I'm busy vith zese puppets." The amount of zombies she was getting was minuscule compared to Dempsey's. "You got a lot less then I do. SO FUCKING THROW THE THING!" He yelled out. "Stop da yelling, you're giving me a hang over. Or is that the Vodka?" Said Nikoli. He paused for a moment to think. "Wow, I didn't think you could think! Why don't you amaze us even more, by fucking kicking there rotting asses!" Yelled Dempsey. "Fine! But only if you stop yelling at me!" Said Nikoli. Nikoli then took out a QED (Quantum Entanglement Device) and threw it at the horde of zombies approaching him.
The QED In stead of causing a fluctuation of gravity or even acting as a teleported actually opened up as a black hole. And begun to suck up the gigantic horde of zombies that were in the biodome. "At last, the smell was getting unbearable." Said Takio who had finally landed. Most of the zombies were sucked into the black hole when Rictofen started to talk. "Oooh, vundabar! You're still alive. I really thought zat little brat wouldn't last for ten mintues out side of za vrill machine." "Doc, what the fuck are you doing? We helped you get here." Yelled Dempsey pissed off. He figured out just after the souls swapped that his intentions were much worse then Sams. "Oh yes, I know zat and I appreciate vat you have done for me. But you are helping her live, und since I can only tell zem vat to do and mess vith your equipment, I'm afraid zis iz vere ve separate Tank." "Rictofen! I'm going to do the worst things possible to you whence I get my body back!" Rictofen laughed hysterically and uncontrollably. "Und how do you suppose jour going to do zat Sam, hmmm? Are you going to command you're dead friends? Oh I'm petrified! Oh vait, you can't!" He laughed even more now. "Doc, why do you sound so strange? It'z like you is a ghost or something." Said Nikoli very drunkly. "Poor Nikoli, Can't even figure out za complexity of za situation. He won't even remember the next five seconds. But it matters not, it's time to set my plan into motion." "What in the name of god are you talking about Ric?" Said Dempsey who was becoming agitated to the point of utter vexation. "I'm going to send jou all to a different place so I don't have to deal vith you no more. Good bye my old allies und may you live the longest."
The QED portal started to get bigger and actually started to suck Tank and everyone else up. Tank grabbed onto the side of the landing cushion. Nikoli was to drunk to hold onto anything other then his vodka and his pistol so he started to get dragged forward. Takio was trying his best to hold onto the PHD flopper machine. Sam was holding onto Tank's legs. "Vait, I don't vant to die yet!" Yelled Sam. "Wow, I can hear the air going by my ears going so fast! Weeeee!" Said Nikoli. Then Nikoli was lifted into the air by the suction and pulled directly into the black hole. "Wooooooow!" He yelled like it was some sort of amusement park and he was on a water slide. He disappeared. "God damnit!" Swore Dempsey. That's when the perk machine Takio was holding onto finally gave way to the black hole. As Takio was flying towards the portal. He toke the samurai sword that he never uses out. "I'd rather die by my own hands, then yours." And he positioned the blade. But the machine smacked him in the head. Not only did the skin break but he was knocked out immediately. "Takio!" Yelled Dempsey crying out to his battle partner. Takio got sucked directly to the center. "Tic, tok, tic, tok. You're going to have to let go soon. VERY SOOOOON!" Said Rictofen. He was right Dempsey was in fact slipping and did not have long before he and Sam would be sucked in. "Damnit Rictofen! I'm going to blow your head off!" "Let me know how zat von works out for you." He said back. "Please don't let go mister. I was only trying to get rid of him." "I heard the damn recordings Sam! I know what's happened, and I can't keep my grip for much longer!" He yelled out to her.
He finally lost his grip and was now being sucked into towards the portal. Sam, (Who I will remind is in control of Rictofens body) had wrapped her arms around Dempsey waist. Dempsey just took out his CZ75 and tried shooting the portal. But that didn't work. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" He yelled. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled out Sam who was more scared. Rictofen laughed again. Then they were all sucked in and the black hole finally closed. "Now I can begin my plans. Vundabar!" Rictofen laughed evilly for a good 5 seconds.
Unknown location.
Dempsey was laying on the grass under a tree. Birds could be heard in the distance. Dempsey was slowly regaining consciousness. He felt numb from neck to toe. His eyes fluttered open and saw that they he had been teleported to some sort of forest. It also looked extremely toony. Like he was in a cartoon. He looked down to his body. There was a weird colored creature down by his waist. It was white colored and its hair was black. This creature was also very cartoonish as the forest they were in. The creature appeared to be sleeping. Its head was side ways laying it just below his belly button. It was sleeping really peacefully.
Dempsey then remembered the scenario that he had been through, and then remembered that Ric had sent him and his partners through a black hole to 'somewhere else.' "Dahh, shit." He said to himself. He remembered that the earth was now destroyed by the bombs, which meant that where ever he was. He was probably not on earth. Thought he may have gone back in time before any of the stuff happened. But when it comes to Rictofen, you really don't know what he's going to do next.
The creature started to shift itself around. When it turned its head around, Dempsey saw that it was some sort of four legged creature. Huh, funny. It almost looks like a horse. Then he saw something else. There was a pointy object protruding out of its head. It was a horn. This made there be one solution to what this odd creature might be.
"What the fuck? A Unicorn? Where the hell did you send me Rictofen!?" He yelled at the sky. When he did yell instead of being greeted by Rictofen saying something back, the Unicorn creature talked in its sleep. "Daddy, I want to pet fluffy." Sam? "What the hell?" The voice had in fact come from the horse thing at his waist. The thing was small enough that he could pick it up. But instead he tried to get up. In doing so he also woke up the tiny horse. "Wha..? What's going on?" Now Dempsey was sure that Sam's voice was coming from the small horse. But how is that even possible?
"Great, of all the things that could happen. This is got to be the most fucked up shit ever!" He screamed out once again. A bunch of birds flew out of the trees at Dempsey latest shout "Why are you yelling?" Said the half awake half asleep young Unicorn. "Look at you're self." Dempsey said. Sam did so and saw what had happened to her. At this she woke up even more and her girly instincts kicked in. "Ohhh, I'm a pony, vundabar!" She tried to stand up on her hind legs put instead fell backwards. "Oof." She huffed out when she landed on her back. "Oh, right." She rolled onto her legs then stood up like a pony would. Her eyes were yellow. But not like the zombie's were there eyes only consisted of yellow. Here pupils were yellow and her iris was Black as any ones would. (Or any pony for that matter). She was very skinny and looked like she was very malnutritioned, Dempsey could care less about her physical stature. He started to look around. They were in some sort of clearing in the forest. The forest looked really old and untouched, a lot like the jungle he and all the others were in when they were in that temple with the huge rock. Shangri-la if it's not obvious enough. But the clearing appeared to be natural and not the result of clearing for any civilization. Speaking of Civilization. "I wonder if anyone's around." He started to use his skills he learned in the marines to figure out what was the most likely direction to civilization. Unfortunately because this was not earth, the winds were probably different from earth which meant he probably could not even find north. But he thought its better then nothing, so he felt the wind and looked at the surroundings. "What are jou doing?" Said Sam who was trying to adjust to her new body.
She was walking around, trying to figure it out. She stumbled a few times her and there but was figuring it out. "I'm finding a way to a town." She was still a young girl, so Dempsey was sure she didn't understand what he was doing so it was no surprise to him when she said. "How are you doing that by stick you're hand out?" "I'm going to use the wind to determine which direction might be north." The wind blew from behind him. If this place was anything like earth, the wind would blow from the east. This meant… "North is that way." He said pointing at the direction he thought it would be so. "You must be velly smart to know zat just from nature." She stated. Dempsey laughed a ha. Never in his entire time with his group had any of them called him smart, or anything good for that matter. "Its standard American marine training when you don't know where you are." Dempsey thought if there were any inhabitations in this place. They would have probably build things due north. He started to walk toward's his north. "Vait, don't leave me here!" Said Sam trying to follow him. She tripped half way onto her front legs. Dempsey disappeared into the bushes, leaving Sam behind. Sam was too naïve and too girly like to even responded to this with anything other then crying. Dempsey stopped when he heard the crying. What am I doing? It's not a fucking man Dempsey, or a horse thing. It's still that little girl. Dempsey turned back around and back over to the clearing. For the first time in quite a while he actually felt something he had never felt in all his years on both the battle front and fighting the zombies, pity and regret. "Stop crying! I… I got ya." She still sobbed softly as he picked her up.
Dempsey's hands her very rough and hard from the callas he developed from griping the guns he had used. But were still warm on Sam's coat. "I… *sniff* I thought you were going to leave me here." She said. "No, I can't do that. It just wouldn't feel right." He said. Dempsey was speaking of the truth. He couldn't bare the thought of leaving her behind for some reason. Maybe it was because of the recordings he heard of her, she was just an innocent girl caught in the middle of all this and all she wanted was her father. Or maybe he was just becoming soft and wanted a change in mood. Which ever one it was he wasn't going to abandon Sam. He felt a sense of responsibility for the young girl. Like he was a legal guardian or something. "Just, don't cry anymore okay?" He said. She didn't respond. She just pushed her head up against his chest. She sniffed occasional as they moved thought the forest.
She was light and almost weighted nothing compared to the guns he was used to carrying. They had been walking for about 20 minutes when Dempsey spotted a trail. It did appear to be man made and that meant it must at least lead to a home or a lodge of some sort. "Hey Sam." He looked down to her. She was sleeping again in his arms. He stood still for a moment looking at her. She looked very happy as she slept, she must have felt very safe in his arms in order to sleep in them. He felt very odd, he felt something he hadn't ever felt before. It made him tingle inside but it was a good feeling. He could not figure out what it was. Then she rolled around in his arms. It brought a smile onto his hardened face. "Awww." He said without any control to his voice. He thought it was adorable. Of all the things he had felt, this was a new feeling to him. He remembered when he was a child. His neighbor's cat had kittens, when he saw them a face similar to the one he had now was put on his face. Wait, what the fuck? He noticed there was a marking on her flank. It was the teddy bear. But it did not have any blood or anything on it. It was, like the rest of this strange planet- cartoonish. The bear was standing up on it's legs. That's when he heard an unfamiliar voice speak. "Well what is this that I see?" Dempsey turned around and reacted immediately by grabbing the gun that would be in his holster, but there was nothing there. It was some sort of zebra Creature. "Why it's a human that stands before me." This zebra walked forward and looked up. "Back off!" Said Dempsey. He naturally got on his angry face and backed up himself. "You appear to be covered in blood." She turned around and looked back to them. "Come back to my hut, and you will surly be given a scrub." Dempsey had no clue why this thing was talking, it shouldn't be able to. It was a zebra after all. But it was much too small to be any regular zebra. She did seem to sound trust worth but he did feel like he should be on his guard, for Sam's safety at least. She started to walk on the trail. She continued to walk and Dempsey did follow. The branches were pretty low so he had to duck under a lot. "Where are we going?" He asked. "To my home, of course. Where else would we go? For it is the place where I said you know." "Why the fuck are you talking in rhyme?" "Excuse me sir." She stopped and turned around with a frown. "Please do not swear. For one it is rude. And would cause others much despair." Dempsey had never been told to watch his mouth before. He decided to ignore her suggestion. "Others? There's more?" "Why indeed there is, you are near ponyvill after all. It's where my friends live. And one may help you get back where you belong." The thought of gong back to killing the freaks was pleasing, but because the missiles destroyed earth. There probably isn't any left. "Umm, let's start with getting the caked blood off of me.
Yep, that's the end of the chapter peoples. So Zombie killing bronies rejoice because I'm going to make more chapters soon. But I'm busy with my other stories and making there chapters. So it will probably be a little bit before the release of another chapter. This is my first crossover story but speak you're mind about improvements and any OC's you think would spice things up, I have an awesome plan for the story plot, plus I'm going to use a well known OC we all love. But it's not Doctor Hooves, it's some pony else.