A/N: THIS IS A ONE-SHOT, and will almost certainly remain that way at least until my other crack fics are finished.
Why Issei Shalt Not Game
Issei Hyoudou was feeling great, better than great, ever since he'd discovered his new Gamer ability. There was only one problem as Raynare (well, that was her real name at least) moaned under him while he massaged her into oblivion…
[Gamer's Mind]
Prevents negative psychological effects from affecting the wielder.
His second Sacred Gear was nice, the Boosted Gear offered great power-ups.
His first was also good, and was even more brokenly powerful. But…
The status effect [Lust on Contact] has been blocked, The Gamer remains clear of mind
…
…Let's try this again…
…
The status [Erection] has been granted by prolonged sexual contact or high sexual desire
Alright, now things were going well! And Raynare was rolling over and… presenting herself openly, inviting him in…
The status effect [Sexual Euphoria] from event [Loss of Virginity] has been blocked, The Gamer remains clear of mind.
…FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
The progress bar set [Partner Pleasure] has been added to the system. Please enjoy.
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
The status effect [Impending Orgasm] has been blocked, The Gamer remains clear of mind and in full bodily control. Please select "Orgasm" from the sexual options menu when partner pleasure is between 96% and 105%.
…UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
A/N: A short exhibit on why High School DxD and The Gamer crossovers are a Very Bad Idea.