The Great Sword of Maming
Once upon a gay bastard, there lived a little gay bastard. This gay bastards name was Harry Potter. This gay bastard had a gay bastard sword. You should have see this gay bastards sword. It was 5times as big as this gay bastard.
One day this gay bastard was walking along with his gay bastard sword. Suddenly he head another gay bastard screaming.
He looked over the hill and saw this bastard screaming. HELP!! This bastard screamed. What is wrong you gay bastard. Suddenly Harry realized it was his gay redheaded friend Ron.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Gay bastard. The girl I have at my house, is ,is a, is a fuckin man. What the fuck is wrong with you, you fuckin gay bastard. With that that gay bastard Harry took his Great Sword of Maming and cut his gay friend in half. Shit you should have saw it, fucking blood and guts everywhere.
The End you gay bastard!@!