selling seashells by the seashore

Summary: He was passed out stark naked, his head in her lap. Just a normal day at the beach, really.

Disclaimer: mehhh.

Thoughts? Happy birthday xfucktheglasses! I'm giving you Gruvia drabbles. Also the one I wrote you last year, got splinters? Yeah, that's in here too (coz it go REMOVED from the site, and I was just too lazy to put it back up). Anyways. ENJOY. YOU'RE AWESOME.

DID ANYONE WATCH OVA 4? I only saw it in Japanese, but it was hilarious. Go forth and watch! This isn't necessarily in or around that time…maybe FT just decided to go to the beach one day.

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'Juvia likes the beach,' she announces to herself, smiling brightly at the waves. The last time she was here, she hadn't really gotten to enjoy the ocean. The sun was shining brightly, the water was crystal clear, and the beach was relatively empty. Well. There was a reason for that.

That reason was that most of the members of Fairy Tail did not understand the meaning of a day of relaxation. Hence, the charred sand, randomly large chunks of ice, and the palm trees sliced in half. (Juvia may or may not have thrown a water tornado into the mix, but really it was all Erza, Natsu, and Gray.)

Speaking of Gray…

Juvia glanced down with a giggle and a blush. Gray had passed out with his head in her lap after the beach chaos, stark naked and not ashamed in the slightest. She, however, had thrown a beach towel over his waist, because though most of Fairy Tail had seen Gray nude at some point or another, it wasn't something one should display in public.

Juvia really didn't care, but he had a very nice…torso. And no, she didn't want to hog the view all to herself, that's just ridiculous. There would be time to admire that view when they got back to their hotel room that night…She giggled to herself and started toying with his hair.

Gray, for his part, was blissfully enjoying the view whenever Juvia wasn't staring at him. She looked very nice in a bikini. And if he cracked one eye open while she was bending over his hair, he got a peek at something he was pretty sure he shouldn't be looking at without her permission. But whatever. He could look all he wanted once they got back inside. He swallowed shakily as Juvia started messing around with his hair. Just why were they still outside exactly? Oh, right. Because he was comfortable and sleepy and he liked using Juvia's lap as a pillow.

He shifted as Juvia ran her fingers through the messy fringe covering his eyes. She paused when he moved, but he just settled back in her lap, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Don' stop," he mumbled, already falling back asleep.

Juvia giggled and continued running her fingers through his hair, smoothing the haphazard spikes and brushing the occasional clump of sand out. Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted Happy chasing Wendy and Carla, wearing Gray's swim trunks on his head.

"Gray-sama?"

"Mm?"

"Juvia found your swim trunks," she continued, watching as Happy fell in the sand, Wendy and Carla laughing over his now prone form. "Juvia thinks they have a lot of sand in them now."

"Leave 'em," Gray muttered sleepily. "Don' need sand up m'ass."

"Juvia was thinking though…Gray can't go back to the hotel room without pants."

Gray cracked an eye open at her.

"And Juvia really wants to go back to the hotel room," she finished with a slow, sweet smile that left Gray with no doubts to her intentions. He sat up, albeit groggily.

"Oi, Happy!"

Juvia smiled as Gray stalked across the beach to the little blue cat. Ah, he forgot to take the beach towel with him. She should have warned Wendy, she thinks as the little girl faints.

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That's all, folks! Well, for now. There will be more coming soon to a fanfiction site near you. Hopefully by the end of the day.