Shitler
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It was a warm sticky day in the swamp. The onions were fragrant and in bloom. Fiona was with her parents for the weekend so Shrek was all along with his oger self, so he thought. Along came a upper lipped moustached short drink of water. He was selling "As Seen On TV" products, such as " The Banoodle", and " Tap Light". Little did Hittey know Shrek wanted to tap his light, and he'd rather give him his banoodle like a shake weight.
Hitty was intrigued when Shrek opened the door with his big muscular swamp arms from shaking his weight . "VOUD JU LIKE TO BUY MEIN PRODUCTS?" Hitler asked Shrek in his saucy German accent. Shrek responded in his thick Irish accent "Well how are you goin at pull me in, if you catch my drift?" Shrek winked at Hitler because his accent wasn't the only thing that was thick. Shrek accent really rustled his jimmies, "Vell if ju invite me in I can show you just vhat I can do". Shrek let hitler into his cottage. Hitty walked into the cottage and noticed a lot of oddly shaped onions. He thinks they suspiciously looked like tally whackers. It aroused his own diddly doo. Shrek saw the growing bulge in Hitler's pants and asked " Is that yer shake weight or are yue just happeh to see meh?" Hitty blushed from Shrek's implicating words. "vell if ju realy want to know vhy don't ju find out?". Shrek growled a mighty oger roar.
Hitty and Shrek took this to the bed room where Shrek and Fiona once laid like milk. Hitty bulshed as Shrek threw him onto the bed and mounted him. Shrek leaned down to Hitty's ear and whispered to him "You're so shrexcy" the puns made Hitlers doodle noodle wiggle like a worm.
Two hours of shreking around later
" Well Hitty ets tiem for yeu to go naow" Hitler cried out as shrek dragged him out of his cottage " BUT MEIN LOVER! ICH LIEBE DICH!" Shrek drowned him in the swamp so Fiona would never find out of the horrible ass swamp he just demolished.