It was a monday & was the best day ever at the beginning of the week bc it was Vanitas' birthday! wooo Vanitas had taken special procautions in inviting only his bestest friends and it was only like two ppl because he was super awesome and that awesome just poured off of him whenever he was around losers.

The group of three sat at a round table that was laced with super duper awesome pink lacey table cloth and each wore a party hat and had brought their papers with them. they were assigned homework to write something good about there popular budd.

Vanitas was soooo popular that birds stopped flying and fell just to see him, pebbles and rocks moved out of his way so he wouldn't hurt his girly toes and he even had a fanclub that worhshipped him. It was kinda hard work being so pops so he held six birthday parties a year, every 2 months and on a monday bc it was his fave day.

"Oh Vanitas I wash I was as pipuler as you can be are!" His pal Ventus was whiney and kinda ugly with blonde hair and a peanut collecting habbit that made anyone want to vomit. He had seven tattoos all over his body of peanuts doin different crap. like one was playing a banjo one was posing for a selfie and one was a vampire!

Vanitas wated to punch him but need his pop points to stay strong they are like vitamins, unless you are like linsey lohan hwo does drugs for them. "Ventus you will never be me bc I am you or something odd lol idk k ask Xenohort he freakin knows?"

Xehanort was snort laughter but not laughing right now "UH ya UH NO. Ventus stfu U are not Vanitas like wtf? He is my carrotion~" the plot was sealed

Suddenly like sudden Vanitias realliesed that his famouse puppy who he named directly after himself (VJ for short) was missing from it's throne. "VJ!JJ WJARE are you?!" He was running around like freakin WHoopy Gulburg until he notice somehting else! He had new neighbors his life was going to hell faster than a 2015 Ultima Evolution "omg no I do not want neighburrs!"

"But Vanni-poo don;t ya want more fame" VVentus Ventus

"Fuck no he dont bc this is papparzi shit right here" Xehanort was tha boss woot woot

Vanitas look out the widow again and there were three ducks playing with his puppy poodle VJ and it was scary bc they toss it a frisbee and it catch it in its mouth "NO I brush her treeth ever night omg this is the worse day ever and it's suppose to be monday so why the heck it fail like a tursday!

"Vanitas I thunk you should take the ioopportunity to beat them up and use the powars that a gaven you!" Xehosnort was the boss

Ventus was still at the stable reading Vanitas autobiaography he wrotten for the party. So they ignored him and Vanitas was like "U r frieaking right!" and stomped across his grass barefoot!

The three fucks stopped playing when he come over but werent scared, one of tham toss a rock at him and say "Get out of our grass old man!" lol funny ik

Little VJ tried to run back to his selfie taking buddy but one of the ducklings packed it up and Vanitas got all snip snappity and was like "Um who do yall think you are? but that was my precious buttercup Vanitas the great JR!"

"WE DONT CARE" the dumb red one yelled and vanitas felt like ventus which is kinda shitty.

Donald Duck come out side the housey house and was like "Um those are my ducks go away duhhh"

"They stole my duck!" Vanitas grred like a heartless and looked like one too (hes pretty not pretty looking but dont tell him that)

"OH YA?"

"Ya"

"OH YA?"

"Freakin yes you stupid footstool!" He was so mad his hair was black hahah.

"THen you won't mind winning her back in a game" Donald was smarties and knew how to get his favorate game a rollin. He was the biggest bestest fan of Supermarket sweep and used to be in track and runs like a rockstar he was so pro. "Put the poppy in the bathroom kids we got some works to do!"

Vanitas was scurred but too stinkin stupid to back out because his ego was the size of antartica and even tho he knew nothing bout the game he wasnt about to back out now. "I AM A WINNER

"not so fast Vanitas U have to win the game" XEhanort expelled "U need a partyner too and I'm too old and wrinkly lol and don't want to do it"

So Vanitas ran into the closest deepest darkest alley so he could find the first badass that came his way and funded one with red hair and black ugly teardrops under his eyes that were a sure sign of bad ass tattoo gana.

"Ooooook I'll do it for half your fame" The dude Vanitas was all noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo because he only thought ogf himself and was selfish just like with the x blade lol and when he wanted ventus to heart with him bc of it?

"OK Fine how about half ur house"

"Olay" Vanitas agrred and they introductoree to each otter and the redhead dude with the worst artwork body in history that wore a black costume was none other than Axeel but he did have some cool round thingys that he lit on fire kinda like a pyromaniac so Vanitas liked him anyway.

The two made their way to the local groacery store where the otters awauted them and there was three teams and the host who was beast. in team one there was the three little douchebag ducks who are btw hewey dewey and louianne. in team two there was vanitas and axel ofc and in team three there was Cloud and Speheroth

"Welcome to Family Supermarket feud~ " beast hummed happy with hair all over his body kinda looking like a bull mixed with a human mixed with a chipmunk horse or wtf ever he was a beast OK if you don't know what he looks like go watch beauty in the beast. "Today we gonnna start out with yall some mins for the big sweep" they all getted like 2 mins or something. YAY they shout.

"Now for some questties" He readded the first card and was like "What spread on butter?"

"BUTTER" Hewwy holla but he didnt hit his bell so he didnt get the points and they reminded him to his his bell.

"What's soapy!" He asked anoter one and Vanitas binged his bell and laughed at Hewey so hard it made his giblets hurt "Um can I have a answer plz?" Beast asehd

"soap shampoo and dissh liquiiid" Vanitas didnt hold back his laugh laugh and laugh more at the underaged possibly four years old duck that was in tears. The evil poured out of him like a fountain and Axel knew he was in love.

"What's sticky?" Beastie ask team three but they were so dumb they didnt get any answers write the whole game.

Soon it was time for the chosen ones to run around the market grabbing the most expensive shit hey could find and Vanitas was counting on Axel so he knew he has to has to find ever thing expensive. If he was gonna win Vanitas heart he be paying up the expenseses anyway lol

When the Beast thing said to start they all run out there but Jeweys team had the highest and went first but that didnt stopp Axel from grabbling all the meat he could and a freakin humungus can of soup so big that he had to brought the cart back to Vantias and grab anoter one and run out for more so he grab a bunch of maxipads which are for girls only and dish soap that was worth 670 dollars.

When thehey adding up the prices it was reveled to the evil little duck assholes that Axel had won the munnies for his Vani-poo and was dancing like shakira bc he was so happy that vanitas was happy lol

The fucklings walked out but the game was not up, Vanitas and Axel has a chance to win 5000 munnies by finding all the blues clues so they got distracted running round the store and got the munnies and danced some more they were so freakin happy

"omg marry me!" Axell squaked and they were engaged and Beast was like "hell ya bachelors party go"

"STOP" Vanitas saidy when he realied the ducks got away with his VJ darling "they...tehy...they took my DOG!" he weeped to tunee...

OH NO!

to be continued kthx