The Obsession

Tessa's at Hogwarts and obsessed with Harry-like "shrine in her closet" obsessed. Ironically- everyone BUT Harry seems to have a *little* crush on her. With all this, will Harry start to *see* Hermione? And if so (duh!) will their love last with Tessa lurking around? R+R

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a/n: I've written and rewritten this so many times. But this time I got the right plot in my head. It's going to be perfect! And I'm sorry to mention the "What is it like to Fly" is temporarily paused until I…um…get off my lazy butt. Considering I got a box of Cheeze-its with me, it may take a while.

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Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. And what really stinks is I don't own the psychopathic girl in this story. She really does exist!! Scary…isn't it?

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**5th year**

"Did ya hear about the new student?" one student whispered.

"Yea...I hear she's worse than Ginny!"

"Worse than Ginny? Is that possible?" another asked, eyeing the doors of the Great Hall to see if they would suddenly spring open to reveal 'she-who-is-worse-than-Ginny' as the rumor called her. No one knew her name yet.

Almost on cue as the food disappeared from the four long tables, the Great Hall doors were thrown open.

Everyone stared as a girl of 15 walked through the narrow path between the tables. She had long brown bushy hair that reached to her waist and green eyes that scanned the room as she walked. Finally she reached Dumbledore who smiled as he set down the stool upon which was the sorting hat. She sat down and placed the hat upon her head.

"Hey guys," Ron whispered across the table to Harry and Hermione, "If you guys ever have a daughter, she would look just like that..."

They blushed and looked back at the girl.

"How is she worse than me?" Ginny asked Hermione, pulling on her robe. She shrugged as the hat finally called out "Gryffindor!"

The girl got up quickly and started to jump up and down like a kangaroo with coffee. "I'm in the same house as HARRY???? HARRY POTTER???????"

Ginny nodded, "Oh...I see...I must say...she is a bit obsessed."

"A bit?" Ron asked, amazed.

"Well I bet she doesn't have secret audio tapes planted in his room from when Fred and George went there," she said with a grin.

"WHAT?" Harry, Hermione, and Ron shouted.

"Well...uh...that was last year, I'm over him. I swear...I...uh...gotta go find Colin..." Ginny trailed off as she walked to the other Gryffindors.

"Actually, I have some audio and visual cameras in his room too. Some in the bathroom and closet as well. Although I haven't edited out the Dudley scenes, " a voice from beside them said happily. It was the girl from the sorting.

"What am I- the bloody Truman show?" Harry shouted.

"Well, I don't spy on you, Harry" Hermione said proudly.

"Thank you." Harry replied, and then looked back at the girl. "So who are you?"

The girl smiled "Mrs. Potter."

"M...M...mum?" Harry stuttered.

"No..." The girl said with a mischievous glint in her eyes.

"My long lost sister? Aunt? Cousin? Uncle with a problem?" Harry guessed.

"No silly!" The girl said. "Tessa Potter. Your fiancé!"

Harry's eyes rolled back in his head and he fell back onto the stone floor.

"Harry!" Hermione screamed, rushing to his side.

"Love!" Tessa screamed rushing to his other side.

"Harry!" Ron screamed and jumped over the table to reach his friend.

"I'll give him mouth to mouth!" Tessa exclaimed pressing her lips to his.

Harry's eyes opened weakly to see a girl kissing him. Realization kicked in when the girl opened her own eyes and he nearly fainted again as he saw the green tint. He tried to push her off but she was amazingly strong and finally after a few moments he gathered enough strength to push her to his side. He stood up slowly, with Hermione helping him to his feet. He took one look at Tessa who was still on the ground with a grin on her face and he spat onto the stone.

Tessa grinned victoriously even with the rude gesture. Hermione scowled at this, trying to ignore the pangs of jealousy.

With Hermione on one side, and Tessa on the other, they helped Harry, who was still a bit distorted form the fall…and "rescue", manage to walk steadily back to the common room. Ron seem distracted however by Tessa. She didn't notice his dreamy gaze following her every move. "She must be part veela..." Ron said to himself.

"Now that's my kinda woman!" Draco whispered to his goons. "Makes Potter faint...then makes him gag...she's good."

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a/n: Hope that was ok. And funny. Please review since any suggestions or comments. No flames, but constructive criticism. And, Smart1hermione, no veggietales!!!