1Alternate ending to Twilight (mixes with the movie Enchanted).
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Enchanted. Just the idea to pair the two.
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Edward dragged Bella out onto the dance floor. "Even if you can't dance, I can. Now hop on," Edward motioned to his feet, so he could waltz me around the floor like I was 5 years old. Luckily I loved him enough to oblige him.
"Alright, but if we fall, all I have to say is that you asked for it," I told him, secretly hoping I would be proved wrong. I caught sight of Alice dancing with Jasper and I smiled at her. She waved and continued dancing, enjoying herself. I was surprised to find that I was having fun, too.
Suddenly people started parting to the right and left of Edward and I, making a pathway to us. A lone apple rolled down the makeshift aisle, bumping into Edward's foot. He looked down, puzzled, and set me on my own feet. He bent down and picked up the apple, seeing the one lone bite that was taken out of it. "Huh," he said, "I wonder what this means."
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So, that's it. I considered adding more, which you can read at the bottom. But I thought this was funny enough on its own. :) Read and review. Thanks for taking the time.
The other side of the apple had a girl's face drawn on it and at the bottom it said "Love, Victoria." I felt a shiver go down my spine as Edward quickly searched the room for any trace of her.
"Not too subtle, is she," boomed Emmett, behind us.