A/N Hey readers! I saw a couple people do fanfics like this and just had to try it! So this is going to be a series of One-shots. Please review! Then there is the usual disclaimer I don't own the song London Bridge by Fergie…or twilight….wait what do I own?! Oh yeah…these edited lyrics…yay! Enjoy this interesting story.
London Bridge….Cullen Style!"Hey guys what's…" Bella said as she walked into the Cullen's mansion.
Then she heard the sirens coming. Then the music started and Emmett came walking out dressed as a gangster.
(Emmett)
Oh Snap
Oh Snap
Oh Snap
-Cue Carlisle
(Carlisle dressed in jeans and a T-shirt)
Are you ready for this?
(Emmett)
Oh Snap
(All)
-Form a line in front of a horror struck Bella.
It's us the Cullen's.
Hey it's Bella
(Jasper dressed as a rapper)
-Walks over to Bella and hugs her.
Bella what's up girl?
(Alice dressed as a rapper)
-Pushes Emmett out of the way.
When we come to the room move aside
(Emmett)
-Emmett continuously cuts in on his parts only to be pushed away by Alice
Oh Snap
(Alice)
Part the kids cuz we don't have the time.
(Emmett)
Oh Snap
(Alice)
We're the best cuz you know we all can shine
-Spotlight comes on making them sparkle.
(Emmett)
Oh Snap
We the Cullen's we've been livin' a long time
(Emmett)
Oh Snap
(Rosalie dressed as a gangster)
All us girls getting down on the floor
-Alice, Esme, and Rosalie get low.
(Carlisle)
Oh Snap!
(Rosalie)
Dancing and getting down real low
-Guys start to stare with lust.
(Carlisle)
Oh Snap
(Rosalie)
Making our guys say Oh!
(Carlisle)
Oh snap
(Rosalie)
Cuz you know we love em' so here we goooooo…!
(Carlisle)
Oh Snap
-All pair up leaving Edward in the middle as he begins to break-dance.
(All)
How come Alice always sees the future, future
We Singing
Future
Future
Future
Saying Seeing the Future
How come Alice always sees the future, future
We Singing
Future
Future
Future
-Rosalie steps forward.
(Rosalie)
-Rosalie moves slowly in a lethargic way
Blood starts flowing
And my breath stop coming
Everyone starts looking
(Carlisle)
Oh Snap!
-Rosalie steps back letting Alice step forward
(Alice)
All the malls got me feeling loose
Always wishing Bella didn't wear those shoes
It's like every time we have big news
Volturri gotta get up in our news
-Alice steps back with a smirk as Edward steps nervously forward.
-All make a semi circle around Edward in crouched position.
(Edward)
We are like get up out of our face
(All)
Oh Snap
(Edward)
'fore we burn your butts to flames
-Edward gains confidence and starts getting cocky
(All)
Oh Snap!
(Edward)
Bella your scent makes me wanna have a taste
-Cue Edward wink to Bella
(All)
Oh Snap
(Edward)
You got that? We own this plaaaaaace
-Emmett starts to beat-box in the background
(All)
How come Edward always
reads our minds (2x)
Singing
Reading
Reading
Our minds
How come Edward always reads our minds
Singing
Reading
Reading
Our minds
-Guys Step back as girls step forward.
(Esme, Rose, Alice)
La, Da, da, da da, doo, doo, doo
-Girls step back guys come forward
(Edward, Emmett, Carlisle)
We like the tough girls you know they singing just right (2x)
We always support em' day or night
-Jasper staggers drunkenly forward
Aw look Eddie and Bella!
Cunning couple
-Jasper staggers away and Esme steps up shyly
(Esme)
When we come in the room move aside.
(Edward)
Oh Snap!
(Esme)
Move along cuz we don't have a long time
(Edward)
Oh Snap
(Esme)
In the sun you know we gona shine
-Spotlight on them as they glitter
(Edward)
Oh Snap
(All)
Cuz we the Cullen's and we been livin' a long time
-Strike various poses.
"So Bella what did you think?" Alice asked excitedly as she skipped forward.
"Uh….uh…?" She stuttered.
"Bella? Love are you ok?" Edward asked worriedly.
"uh…fine? What….what was that?" She stuttered.
"Our song…didn't you like it?" Alice asked excitedly.
"Ummm…yeah. I didn't know Emmett could beat-box and since when has Edward been able to break-dance?" she said in confusion.
"Oh umm…awhile." Edward said.
"Okaaaaaaaay?" Bella said.
"Love why don't we get you home. It's been a long day." Edward said as he led her to the door.
"Ok from the top people. Emmett take Edwards place until he gets back." Was heard faintly from the house.
"Yes! I get to break dance!" Emmett yelled in excitement.
"I really liked your dancing." Bella murmured as she looked at Edward.
"Thanks. You really are beautiful. I would have liked to see you getting low with the girls though." Edward said with a smirk.
"Edward!" Bella said shocked.
"Yes love?" He said with his crooked grin in place.
"I love you." She said.
"Let's get you home." He murmured as he pulled away from the house.
A/N ok so what do you think? Funny? Good? Bad? Please give me feedback and I'll give you the next one-shot! Thanks so much. Until then! :)