He didn't know how he had ended up like this. His job was fine, he had friends, and maybe his home life wasn't the best- but he could live with it. And everyone always said that he was a cool guy who didn't seem to be affected by anything, which he would say was true. But there were somethings that even the most layed back person would freak out about.
And Percy could scratch having a blonde man literally fall into his lap while watching the Good Place and having said blonde man proceed to claim to be an angel and more specifically his guardian angel, off the list of things that made him freak out. Percy slid his hand across his face in exaggeration.
"So, you're telling me that you were sent here to, let me guess, guard me?"
"Yes." Percy sighed at the reply.
"And what, may I ask, have you been sent here to guard me from?"
"I have been sent here to rid your life of any wrongdoings at whatever cost, protect you from the evil forces that wish to claim you, and make sure you are still pure so you may ascend to angelhood- for the gods have decreed that you, Perseus Jackson, are fitting of the mantle of being an angel and-"
"Woah, stop with the pre-recorded monologue." The blonde man stayed silent while Percy rubbed his temples and scratched at suddenly exhausted eyes.
"So basically, God-"
"Gods."
"Okay, Gods have sent you to pamper me like a maid would?"
"If you wish to put it like that, then yes."
"Could you stop with the formal talk, geez-", Percy walked to where his phone was and snatched it, "dude, do you want pizza?"
"I am a being of pure light, made by the Gods to enact protection on mortals and righteous vengeance on the dark forces- with the sole person I have now, to protect you!"
"So… pepperoni then?"
"Yes, and extra cheese too."
"Okay- oh, and what's your name anyways?"
"It's Jason, Jason Grace."
"Well then hello, angel with an ironic last name, I'm Percy."
"I already knew that."
"Well, until you fall from grace, you can continue to hear that name." Jason made to respond before he paused.
"Did you just?"