Disclaimor: Honestly people. If I owned Tenshi Muyo or Xenosaga do you
REALLY think I'd waste my time writing fanfiction? Anways I don't own this
or that so.uhh..yeah.
A/N: Sup ya'll? Anywho I'm bored and I got a really strange idea for a Xenosaga Ep.1 and Tenchi Muyo crossover. It's an ..umm..interesting idea to say the least so e-mail me your opinions. And I also have an annoying habit of forgetting to update stories fast that I have on a website, so umm.it's probably updated faster on fanfiction.net if I forget.-_- Anyways hope ya' enjoy!
"Teeeenchi! Aeka's being annoying again! Do something!"Ryoko whined as she wrapped her arms around Tenchi's neck. A fuming Aeka came down the stairs seconds later, and she nearly burst when she saw Ryoko smirking at Aeka and lovingly nuzzling a very nervous Tenchi's neck.
"Rrrrr.why you...Get you hands off Tenchi-kun you monster!" Growled Aeka. Ryoko just stuck her tongue out.
"Make me you prissy princess!" Ryoko said with a smirk on her face. "Tenchi would never let you hurt me, right Tenchi? Tell that prissy princess to move back to Jurai where she belongs!" Ryoko said. Tenchi quickly squirmed out of Ryoko's grasp around his neck.
"Ohhh no Ryoko! I'm not getting into this stuff!" Tenchi said quickly as he sprinted to Washu's lab as an effort to run away. Washu looked up from her latest invention as she heard the crab bell thing ring. She turned around and was mildly surprised to see a frantic Tenchi.
"..Something wrong Tenchi-kun?" she asked as she grinned knowingly. "Is Aeka and my daughter not playing nicely with you?" she asked jokingly. Tenchi just glared at her.
".I just need somewhere to hide while Aeka and Ryoko fight some more, okay? I promise I won't hurt but PLEASE don't use me as ginny pig." Tenchi pleaded. Washu just grinned.
"Oh please Tenchi. I'm working on a great invention right now. I'm too busy to experiment on you.for now anyways. Anou.could you help me?" Washu asked as she gestured toward a big machine that looked all too familiar to Tenchi.
"Gaagh! It's that alternate reality machine! Why are you remaking that thing?!" Tenchi exclaimed. She just shrugged.
"Tenchi, Tenchi, Tenchi. When will you ever learn? This machine possesses infinite possibilities! Maybe even gateways to other worlds! Don't worry! Nothing will go wrong! Mihoshi isn't in my lab right now, and I'M here! What more insurance do you need then the greatest scientist in the world here to make sure you don't screw up? Just look at the screen and tell me when you see a red line appear on the screen, k?" Washu asked sweetly. He just sighed in defeat and cautiously walked toward a big screen while Washu walked toward the machine. She did some adjustments here and there while Tenchi stared boredly at the blank screen.
"Hmmm.anything yet?" She asked. Tenchi gave out a negative. ".Damn.,,,,ok what if I do this and this...hmm...anything?" Tenchi gave the same response. Then, to their horror they heard an all to familiar voice.
"My my Washu. You have betrayed me by joining this filthy ningen and Ryoko. As well as the baka Jurians." An amused voice said. Washu quickly stopped what she was doing and growled while Tenchi looked arounf trying to find the source of the voice.
"..Kagato." Muttered Tenchi as he continued to scan the area.
"Kagato! Where are you?!" Washu angrily demanded. He just chuckled in response.
"Why Washu haven't you figured it out yet? Oh well, let me give you a hint. I'm on a place called Pleroma. Have you figured it out?" He asked. Tenchi got a puzzeled look on his face while Washu quickly summoned her transparent computer and looked it up.
"Pleroma?" Muttered Tenchi to himself trying to see if it signaled a bell. Washu just growled in frustration.
"Damn't! I I can't find.." She trailed off as she realized where he was.
"Kagato..You're in a different world, aren't you? There's no such thing as Pleroma is this Universe!" Washu exclaimed with a sudden understanding.
"Hmph. So you've finally figured it out." Kagato's voice sneered. She and Tenchi both a got puzzled expression on their faces.
"But how?!" Washu exclaimed.
"It's easy. When the boy defeated me I deteriorated. I thought I was dead but to my surprise I found myself in this strange world. This world that is so full of deceit, treachery, conspiracy, pain, suffering, and death. Here I've found a ningen who understands my lust for the world.no for the universe!" Kagato said. "Heh. And I will take this world soon with the help of my new ally. The poor people. No Jurians and no Earth either. What hope do they have against me? I suggest you fix that machine soon, Washu. I plan my next target to be a place called the Kukai Foundation.." He said. Then, all was silent.
".We have to do something! Hurry up and fix the machine so I can kick Kagato's ass!" Tenchi exclaimed, but Washu shook her no.
"Iie Tenchi. It's too dangerous. Kagato has something planned. Something that could get you or everyone killed! I'm going to destroy the machine. It's not worth the risk." Washu said as she walked over to the machine's detonation button. She was quickly stopped by a hand grabbing her shoulder.
"Washu! How can you say that?! The people there are powerless against Kagato. We have to help!" Tenchi exclaimed. But, once again Washu shook her head no.
"I doubt it Tenchi. If the people are as powerless as Kagato says then he would've already destroyed them. I think.no.I KNOW he's planning something." Washu said grimly. Tenchi just shook his head in denial.
"No!!.Anou..even if it were true.I would never forgive myself if I was wrong! We have to try, Washu!" He pleaded. The two stood in silence until Washu let out a long tired sigh.
".Ok Tenchi. How about this, we go tell everyone about this and we vote, ok?" Washu asked. He nodded.
"Good." She said as they both grimly headed toward the door.
A/N: Sup ya'll? Anywho I'm bored and I got a really strange idea for a Xenosaga Ep.1 and Tenchi Muyo crossover. It's an ..umm..interesting idea to say the least so e-mail me your opinions. And I also have an annoying habit of forgetting to update stories fast that I have on a website, so umm.it's probably updated faster on fanfiction.net if I forget.-_- Anyways hope ya' enjoy!
"Teeeenchi! Aeka's being annoying again! Do something!"Ryoko whined as she wrapped her arms around Tenchi's neck. A fuming Aeka came down the stairs seconds later, and she nearly burst when she saw Ryoko smirking at Aeka and lovingly nuzzling a very nervous Tenchi's neck.
"Rrrrr.why you...Get you hands off Tenchi-kun you monster!" Growled Aeka. Ryoko just stuck her tongue out.
"Make me you prissy princess!" Ryoko said with a smirk on her face. "Tenchi would never let you hurt me, right Tenchi? Tell that prissy princess to move back to Jurai where she belongs!" Ryoko said. Tenchi quickly squirmed out of Ryoko's grasp around his neck.
"Ohhh no Ryoko! I'm not getting into this stuff!" Tenchi said quickly as he sprinted to Washu's lab as an effort to run away. Washu looked up from her latest invention as she heard the crab bell thing ring. She turned around and was mildly surprised to see a frantic Tenchi.
"..Something wrong Tenchi-kun?" she asked as she grinned knowingly. "Is Aeka and my daughter not playing nicely with you?" she asked jokingly. Tenchi just glared at her.
".I just need somewhere to hide while Aeka and Ryoko fight some more, okay? I promise I won't hurt but PLEASE don't use me as ginny pig." Tenchi pleaded. Washu just grinned.
"Oh please Tenchi. I'm working on a great invention right now. I'm too busy to experiment on you.for now anyways. Anou.could you help me?" Washu asked as she gestured toward a big machine that looked all too familiar to Tenchi.
"Gaagh! It's that alternate reality machine! Why are you remaking that thing?!" Tenchi exclaimed. She just shrugged.
"Tenchi, Tenchi, Tenchi. When will you ever learn? This machine possesses infinite possibilities! Maybe even gateways to other worlds! Don't worry! Nothing will go wrong! Mihoshi isn't in my lab right now, and I'M here! What more insurance do you need then the greatest scientist in the world here to make sure you don't screw up? Just look at the screen and tell me when you see a red line appear on the screen, k?" Washu asked sweetly. He just sighed in defeat and cautiously walked toward a big screen while Washu walked toward the machine. She did some adjustments here and there while Tenchi stared boredly at the blank screen.
"Hmmm.anything yet?" She asked. Tenchi gave out a negative. ".Damn.,,,,ok what if I do this and this...hmm...anything?" Tenchi gave the same response. Then, to their horror they heard an all to familiar voice.
"My my Washu. You have betrayed me by joining this filthy ningen and Ryoko. As well as the baka Jurians." An amused voice said. Washu quickly stopped what she was doing and growled while Tenchi looked arounf trying to find the source of the voice.
"..Kagato." Muttered Tenchi as he continued to scan the area.
"Kagato! Where are you?!" Washu angrily demanded. He just chuckled in response.
"Why Washu haven't you figured it out yet? Oh well, let me give you a hint. I'm on a place called Pleroma. Have you figured it out?" He asked. Tenchi got a puzzeled look on his face while Washu quickly summoned her transparent computer and looked it up.
"Pleroma?" Muttered Tenchi to himself trying to see if it signaled a bell. Washu just growled in frustration.
"Damn't! I I can't find.." She trailed off as she realized where he was.
"Kagato..You're in a different world, aren't you? There's no such thing as Pleroma is this Universe!" Washu exclaimed with a sudden understanding.
"Hmph. So you've finally figured it out." Kagato's voice sneered. She and Tenchi both a got puzzled expression on their faces.
"But how?!" Washu exclaimed.
"It's easy. When the boy defeated me I deteriorated. I thought I was dead but to my surprise I found myself in this strange world. This world that is so full of deceit, treachery, conspiracy, pain, suffering, and death. Here I've found a ningen who understands my lust for the world.no for the universe!" Kagato said. "Heh. And I will take this world soon with the help of my new ally. The poor people. No Jurians and no Earth either. What hope do they have against me? I suggest you fix that machine soon, Washu. I plan my next target to be a place called the Kukai Foundation.." He said. Then, all was silent.
".We have to do something! Hurry up and fix the machine so I can kick Kagato's ass!" Tenchi exclaimed, but Washu shook her no.
"Iie Tenchi. It's too dangerous. Kagato has something planned. Something that could get you or everyone killed! I'm going to destroy the machine. It's not worth the risk." Washu said as she walked over to the machine's detonation button. She was quickly stopped by a hand grabbing her shoulder.
"Washu! How can you say that?! The people there are powerless against Kagato. We have to help!" Tenchi exclaimed. But, once again Washu shook her head no.
"I doubt it Tenchi. If the people are as powerless as Kagato says then he would've already destroyed them. I think.no.I KNOW he's planning something." Washu said grimly. Tenchi just shook his head in denial.
"No!!.Anou..even if it were true.I would never forgive myself if I was wrong! We have to try, Washu!" He pleaded. The two stood in silence until Washu let out a long tired sigh.
".Ok Tenchi. How about this, we go tell everyone about this and we vote, ok?" Washu asked. He nodded.
"Good." She said as they both grimly headed toward the door.