You put the Gem in the Gravity and shake it all up.

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)

And don't forget to check out my new "Shake Up the Falls" Challenge!

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HOORAY!

Shouts everyone in the diner as Manly Dan causes a shower of Flapjacks!

Humiliated after having just been shown up and emasculated in front of his family; Dipper shouts out "I need to get some chest hair!" Before running toward the door-

BOOM!

Dipper finds himself thrown to the other side of the diner as the door smashed to pieces by the fleeing bulk of a Minotaur!

RUN! SHE'S TOO MANLY!

SHE? Thinks everyone confused-

BOOM!

Before a giant flail totals the diner...

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Sugilite laughs as she demolishes yet another building before going back to pummeling Pearl. "YOU THINK YOU'RE SOMETHING? YOU!- She smacks Pearl towards the sky. -AIN'T!- She smashes Pearl into the ground -NOTHING!"

Sugilite attempts to crush Pearl with her flail, but misses. This makes the fleeing Steven and Greg fly away, landing on the ground hardly.

Steven groans. "My muscles!" And then he notices he's landed near his megaphone...

Pearl kneels and cries as she finds herself unable to fight anymore... "I'm sorry... Steven, Garnet, Amethyst... (sniff) I wasn't strong enough, to protect you. I'm not strong enough to do anything..."

"Come on, Pearl! Don't give up! I know you can take her down!" Screams Stevens voice across the street. Pear whirls around and sees Steven shouting encouragement with his megaphone.

Pearl groans. "I can't..."

"Yes, you can! Come on! You always knew what to do! You gotta show her what you showed me! That you're strong, Pearl! Strong in the REAL WAY!"

Pearl gets up and looks toward the faraway Crystal Temple...and gains back her confidence.

Sugilite sees this and laughs. "WHAT? YOU WANT SOME MORE?!" Pearl smirks. "ANY TIME! You're no match for me! Not even CLOSE!"

Sugilite growls as she punches the ground, and chases Pearl up the nearest cliff. "GOO!" Shouts Steven!

Sugilite continues to chase Pearl. "Get back here!" She shouts as she reaches to grab her- Only for Pearl to smile and gracefully jump off the cliff!

"Ha! Nice try!" Laughs Sugilite as prepares to smack her mid-air with her mace- But Pearl is too quick! Quickly calculating both angle and trajectory, Pearl throws her spear just right-

CRACK!

-To destroy Sugilite's footing-

GAH!

-Which sends Sugilite tumbling off the cliff!

BOOM!

Despite her impact shaking the town, Sugilite still manages to rise back up-

"Is that all you GOT? You think that's enough to beat—

CRACK!

-Only for her Flail to land on her head-

POOF!

-Forcibly separating her back into Amethyst and Garnet.

"Amethyst! Garnet! Are you okay!?" Cries out a concerned Pearl as she runs toward her friends. Garnet groaned. "Yeah... Sugilite just overworked our bodies. It's... a little painful." "I've got a monster headache." Concurred Amethyst.

Pearl hugs them, and the sound of bones being cracked is heard. Whoops! Shouts Pearl as she let's her two groaning fall to the ground.

Greg carries Steven over to them. "Pearl, you did it!" Shouts Steven excitedly. Pearl smiles and nods. "Thanks. You make a great Coa-

HELP! SOMEONE! ANYBODY! HE'S DYING!

The 'feel good' moment quickly forgotten, the gems look over to a commotion at the ruins of the diner...

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Mabel was in tears. "He...he saved me! He pushed me out of the way and took the blow for himself!" Cried out Mabel over the broken body of her brother Dipper...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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