I own Kabu and Chestier. Everything else goes to J.K. Rolling, unless I get
the personality of Crookshanks.
Kabus point of view
Cats in the night
I didn't know, honestly. How was I supposed to know about the spider-cat treaty? It's not like I don't pay attention in class, I do, it's just that when they say that there are giant spiders in the forest, I'm going to go look for them. How was I supposed to know I was going to get attacked by a spider the size to a dog?
"KABU. COME HERE AT ONCE."
The head cat. I have to see the head cat. I have a feeling this is bad. Very very bad. Who's that with him? A HUMAN? In Chestiers School for Catestry? I'm in for it big time. They're going to kill me. I just know it.
"Change into your human form Kabu. We will have to discuss this that way, and only in that form."
Were dealing in human form. That evil man. He knows I hate human form, so I'll just go half way, that way I keep my ears, tail and grey-brown fur.
If they are waiting for me to change all the way, they got another thing coming to them.
"Very well then. We are obviously here about your punishment for the death of one of Aragogs' numerous children."
He tried to eat me. I you expect me not to defend myself, then you are in for a big shocker.
"among other things. This here is Professor Dumbledore of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. I have talked it over with him, and he has agreed to take you in for your punishment."
That wasn't so bad. Living at Hogwarts might be even nice.
"You will be attending Hogwarts as a student, not a cat, and will have all but just a few powers taken away from you."
"WHAT?????!!!!! You can't do this to me. If I can't live life with a human, what makes you sure I can live life AS a human. They're filthy creatures that you know I hate and..."
"SILENCE!!!" Things were getting scary. He was getting really red, and the Dumble-dude look annoyed, if not angry.
"You deserve no less that a Cat Scratch. But since you are under the age of seventeen, we cannot give it to you, so this is your punishment. You almost broke the treaty with they spiders, and that is almost unforgivable. The judges, however, also decided to punish you. From this moment on, you are herby banished from the Forbidden Forest, and if you ever so much as wander a foot into the forest, it will be at your own peril. I have notified the other cats at Hogwarts and they know that you are coming. Questions?"
Banishment? They banished me from the forest? No. No, please no. anything but this. Please.
"Good then. I have a list of the powers you will have, and you will be able to keep your books, to study of course, but you will need books and a wand for the courses that you will be taking at Hogwarts. We have them for you, and you can pick them up when you are done packing. Now go upstairs and get ready."
Banishment and taking away my powers? They can't do this. At least I can keep some powers. What do I get. Teleportation, fireballs, sensory perception, stealth, agility, transformation, vanishing and walking up walls. That's all? Gee, you think they would have let me have more. I'm going to hate living life as a human.
Reviews please.
Kabus point of view
Cats in the night
I didn't know, honestly. How was I supposed to know about the spider-cat treaty? It's not like I don't pay attention in class, I do, it's just that when they say that there are giant spiders in the forest, I'm going to go look for them. How was I supposed to know I was going to get attacked by a spider the size to a dog?
"KABU. COME HERE AT ONCE."
The head cat. I have to see the head cat. I have a feeling this is bad. Very very bad. Who's that with him? A HUMAN? In Chestiers School for Catestry? I'm in for it big time. They're going to kill me. I just know it.
"Change into your human form Kabu. We will have to discuss this that way, and only in that form."
Were dealing in human form. That evil man. He knows I hate human form, so I'll just go half way, that way I keep my ears, tail and grey-brown fur.
If they are waiting for me to change all the way, they got another thing coming to them.
"Very well then. We are obviously here about your punishment for the death of one of Aragogs' numerous children."
He tried to eat me. I you expect me not to defend myself, then you are in for a big shocker.
"among other things. This here is Professor Dumbledore of Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. I have talked it over with him, and he has agreed to take you in for your punishment."
That wasn't so bad. Living at Hogwarts might be even nice.
"You will be attending Hogwarts as a student, not a cat, and will have all but just a few powers taken away from you."
"WHAT?????!!!!! You can't do this to me. If I can't live life with a human, what makes you sure I can live life AS a human. They're filthy creatures that you know I hate and..."
"SILENCE!!!" Things were getting scary. He was getting really red, and the Dumble-dude look annoyed, if not angry.
"You deserve no less that a Cat Scratch. But since you are under the age of seventeen, we cannot give it to you, so this is your punishment. You almost broke the treaty with they spiders, and that is almost unforgivable. The judges, however, also decided to punish you. From this moment on, you are herby banished from the Forbidden Forest, and if you ever so much as wander a foot into the forest, it will be at your own peril. I have notified the other cats at Hogwarts and they know that you are coming. Questions?"
Banishment? They banished me from the forest? No. No, please no. anything but this. Please.
"Good then. I have a list of the powers you will have, and you will be able to keep your books, to study of course, but you will need books and a wand for the courses that you will be taking at Hogwarts. We have them for you, and you can pick them up when you are done packing. Now go upstairs and get ready."
Banishment and taking away my powers? They can't do this. At least I can keep some powers. What do I get. Teleportation, fireballs, sensory perception, stealth, agility, transformation, vanishing and walking up walls. That's all? Gee, you think they would have let me have more. I'm going to hate living life as a human.
Reviews please.
