Tigerstar
1.Tell him never to play with 'Fire'
2.When you're around him, call him Darth Vader.
3.If you are Brambleclaw, when you're around him, say, "Don't worry, Daddy, there's still good in you! Remember Padme! I mean, Goldenflower!"
4.Tell him Firestar is better than him.
5.Glue ear phones to his ears and put it on The Barney Theme Song on repeat.
6.Super glue Firestar to his back.
7.Tell him that Hawkfrost has fallen in love with Leafpool and after he gets through tormenting him go back and say, "Sorry, it was all a big mistake!" then run out of there like you have never run before.
8.super glue pictures of all his kids and Goldenflower to him then post it on the internet.
9.when he's asleep decorate him with pink heart stickers and make up.
10.Tell him Firestar died then come back a hour later during his celebration party and tell him that you were mistaken. RUN LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER RUN BEFORE PPL!
Brambleclaw
1.Hire Tigerstar to haunt his dreams.
2.Tell him Hawkfrost came back to life.
3.Keep asking him if he's evil until he finally says yes and record it with a tape recorder then put it on speakers all around the camp.
4.During the middle of the night drag Leafpool out of her den and drop her on Brambleclaw. Video it and show it to Firestar and Squirrelflight. Then watch him and Squirrelflight claw the life out of him.
5.Constantly
remind him that he is Tigerstar's son. (you might need to buy him
depression medicine after this one)
6.Dress him up in a Santa
Claus outfit while he's sleeping and post it on the internet.
7.Tell him Ashfur and Squirrelflight are In love again and after he gets through yelling at Squirrelflight go back and say, "Sorry, it was a mistake." Watch Squirrelflight tear the life out of him again.
8.Dress him up in cute girl clothes, then RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
9.Go tell Firestar that he is plotting to kill him. Watch Firestar bite and scratch the life out of him.
10.In the middle of the night, switch Firestar and Squirrelflight's dens. Then when Brambleclaw wakes up and licks Firestar thinking he is Squirrelflight watch Firestar claw the life out of him for a fourth time. By now u should b dead.
FIRESTAR
Tell him Tigerstar's ghost is coming back to haunt him.
Hire someone to dress up as Spottedleaf. Make her go into his den and get all 'lovey duvey' with him as penguinkit would say, then take a picture and show it to Sandstorm.
Make him listen to Christmas songs.
Tell Squirrelflight to go buy everything she can with her credit card. Watch Firestar freak out at the bill.
Tell him that Leafpool is getting married then go back later during his critisizm with Leafpool and say it was a mistake. Watch Leafpool tear the life out of him 5 more times.
When he goes for his regular check up kidnap the doctor and dress up as one. Buy a blurry chart with letters so when he tries to read them he thinks he's going blind.
When he's sleeping, dress him up in a dark brown tabby costume and put amber contacts in so when he wakes up he thinks him and Tigerstar. Watch him scream in terror.
buy Squirrelflight and Leafpool cell phones.
During the middle of the night get a red marker and mark all over him and dress up as Bluestar. When he wakes up tell him that he has died and you are taking him to Starclan. Watch him protest and scream.
Get Tigerstar and lock them in a room together.