Oogally Boogally!
Disclaimer: I own DN... wait… let me try that again.
Harry and Ron were on their way to Transfigurations when they bumped into Malfoy. 'Oi Potter! Watch where you're going! You could have messed up my' Here he did a slow motion hair flip 'perfect hair!' Sorry, I've always wanted him to say Oi.
'Well, maybe if you didn't dump into me, I wouldn't have messed up your hair!' Harry countered.
'Well, maybe if you weren't in my way, I wouldn't have bumped into you!'
'Well, maybe… maybe you shouldn't be so stupid!' Harry wasn't the best at comebacks.
Ron tried to get Harry's dignity back after that horrible comeback. 'Well, maybe you two should just duel and get it over with!'
They both realized that they had class to go to, so it would be a good idea to just get to the dueling.
Ten minutes later, they were still at it. Ron decided to do his homework that was due for that afternoon. When he finished that, they were still dueling, so he had some tea. When he was finished his tea, he looked up and yelled, 'Just get it over with already!'
So, that's when it happened. That's when the thing that turned this whole story around happened. Without this, it would just be another Harry-Malfoy duel. Malfoy had one more spell up his sleeve, and he used it. 'Oogally Boogally!'
There was a poof of smoke, and when it cleared, Malfoy was gone. Harry laughed. 'Oogally Boogally? That's the best you come up with? All it did was make you disappear! That's the only spell a wimp like you needs, so you can just run away. Come on, Ron, we have class. Transfigurations, here we come!'
'Actually, you two were dueling so long that we missed it. Now we have History of Magic, and we have a test.'
So, on the way to History of Magic, they ran into Hermione. 'Hello you two. We have a test for History of Magic.' Normal enough of a sentence from Hermione, except for one thing. She sounded like she actually didn't want to have a test! Something was up. She didn't even get on their case about skipping Transfigurations.
Ron and Harry shared a glance. Ron asked what they were both wondering. 'Er, Hermione? Aren't you glad we have a test?'
'Why would I be glad?'
Harry pushed up his glasses. 'And, you didn't ask why we weren't in Transfigurations.'
She laughed. She actually laughed. 'Well, I wouldn't know! I was skipping!'
Harry and Ron were so stunned, they fell over. Hermione didn't notice. 'I hope for the test I'm sitting beside Crabella or Goyla. I really have to copy off them.'
Ron wasn't sure he could take another shock, but he asked anyway. 'Who are Crabella and Goyla?'
'Oh, you know, the two big Slitherin girls that are always with Malfoy and Luna.'
Ron was afraid to ask, but he did anyway. 'You mean, Crab and Goyl?'
'No, Crabella and Goyla.'
Harry asked the next question. 'And why would they hang out with Luna?'
'Oh, didn't you know? They're dating! He is really going threw the Bad Street Girls. First Lavender, Then Ginny and now Luna! Pretty soon he'll be after Parivati!'
Harry's and Ron's mouth were open so wide, an Ogre could have shot an arrow in there. They looked to each other, just to confirm that the other was hearing the same things, and they said at the same time, 'What the bloody hell is going on?'