I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!
Summary: It's Naruto's birthday! What surprises will he get on this special day!? SasuNaru
I read a little sasunaru manga thing, and it was about Naruto's birthday and sasuke was being possesive because itachi was acting weird...so that basically inspired me! Enjoy! Sorry, I know its not naruto's birthday in June...
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"Naruto! Happy bithday!"
Sasuke was showing Naruto a cake that he made special for him.
"Wow Sasuke! That looks really tasty!"
Naruto, mesmerized by all the candy canes, gumdrops, and all of the other sugary goodness, didn't notice that Sasuke was drooling and being turned on by his cuteness.
Sasuke grabbed naruto by his waist and head and leaned them both near the floor.
"you look tasty too, Naru-chan!"
And suddenly Itachi popped into the room!
"Sasuke! My, have you grown!! How long has it been?! 5 years?"
Itachi, because of using his sharigan all of the time, was going blind! So he actually pushed Sasuke out of the way and hugged Naruto!
"Sasuke, your hair is so soft! sniiiifff (A/N weird .) and you smell so niiiice!!"
"W-wait! I'm not Sasuke!"
"ITACHI YOU RAT BASTARD! (A/N actually, he is a weasel...) LET MY DOBE GO!!"
Itachi suddenly turned his head to a wall.
"SASUKE! THERE YOU ARE!!"
thump
"Oh god! Are you ok!?"
Sasuke was chuckling...that ass.
FINALLY Itachi turned the right way and found Sasuke
"You dare laugh at me?! Well, then I'll just steal your uke and then we'll see whos laughing!"
"Behold! My big Shuriken thing!!"
And Sasuke used the big shuriken thing to chop itachi's head off!
"Well, dobe, now that that's settled, lets have sex!"
And thank god that naruto didn't know what sasuke was thinking...
'hmm, maybe I'LL be the cake next year!'
Teme! Put me down! I can walk!"
Sasuke simply ignored him and continued carrying Naruto bridal style up the stairs!
The End!
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i think i did rather good on that! somewhat random, i know, but thats what's the good part! Reviews, flames, COOKIES ARE WELCOMED! Have a nice day!