Eulurvialium was the secrete daughter of Crebain, Elrond's wif and Azog. Aftr Crabain had Eurivadiva, she put her in a bakset and lt it flow to teh sea whaer she was raized by water elfves. Evalarivia grew up and was the bestest with diual swords she wonr on her back and thrwoingnn nives and bow too. And euroistuia could heal,. Sing prity and use magic. And erlurivliel also had a faimiar, meaning pet cat like a leopard an a ril sweety!
Eruredi was travleing the Middle earth helping Free pplz fight saurom, sauron and other eviul! Nasteis. She ccome to the mirkywood and she fight spoders and she meets Thranduil. Trhandy see her pritty boobies and thinks „id hit that!" but eurivalium tell him „i donn take non of ur shit" so Threandy goes all buuahaha! Evil cakjcle „u r in my clutches!" and he rpaed and raped haer and raped heer until euriusims lepard – called fluffy – biuts him the arsse and he runs away afraid for his ding dong and dingalings.
Si the enxt day elron goos muntain, legols follos her and fluufy attacks loeols. When elurien comes back and sees legolas in pussy mouth elluroan aks „what r u doing" and stops fluffy from swalowing legosls
euroatom den says „ur da is mean but u r not so mean so i will make hurts go away" and she use her pads - eribor does not do tampons as she nver did the fric frac - to bind the wounds fluffy made to leglas
dis makes eurochunel fil gud and she goes and hunts spidrs wif flufy to make piece come to mirkywood
legolas heals himself ril kwik wif elven superpowerz and feminin willies of the pads and felz so in luv wif eurovision
den thrbadil cums back on his moioze and says OMG WTF my son and leglas sayz LOL im not ded innit chill
while dey talk the mooze goes to eat and is hunted by euulren and the pussy and they eat the mooze and trhady is like ttoally poissed off when he whistles and the moose does not cum!
Then eurocomison ...