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SUMMARY: So, Larten, Arra, Vancha and Gavner have gone holiday but there's one problem… The cabin is a little different to the one in the brochure. How will things pan out for our favourite vampire and his friends? Three shot.

TITLE: Different to the Brochure

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Part 1- Packing

"Larten, I am not sure that this will work." Arra stated, staring down at the pages of a 'First Choice' brochure.

"Why ever do you think that?" He asked, closing the book and placing it on the floor. Arra rolled her eyes and picked it up again.

"Darren picked it." It was true, he had picked the cabin but he had a good taste in holiday destinations since he had been on so many holidays- two every year with his family… well when he still had that family, before he was a vampire. Nodding in agreement, Mr Crepsley looked over at his assistant who was sat in the corner with Evra playing 'Army Nights' with plastic swords. Arra, Gavner and Vancha had travelled all the way from the mountain for this holiday which put even more pressure on him. "Have you seen him? He's playing with a plastic sword shouting 'die you foul beast' at his friend." She grumbled, pointing over at Darren. You see, Arra was very hard to gain respect from and so she picked up on the things which you really wished she wouldn't do.

"You may have a point there. I know Darren and he will not let me down." Mr Crepsley said unconvincingly. Arra raised an eyebrow and smiled.

"Aha, well if you think this will work I will co-operate but when it falls flat on its face do not blame me." Turning and walking out of the tent, he rolled his eyes but smiled at Gavner's expression when he was entering the tent.

"What has her all wound up?" Gavner asked, sitting down and leaning against the wall.

"She has dire feelings about this holiday." Rolling his eyes, Gavner smiled and sighed contentedly. Yesterday he had bought new underwear with elephants and snakes on especially for the holiday. To him, they were his best pair yet and some had monkeys and orang-utans on them which he also adored with a passion.

"Well, that is clearly how Arra acts. Do not worry; she will warm to the idea soon." Gavner grinned, closing the lid on his coffin. He had bought it the other day, it was pretty high tech and had all the latest features – it even had sonar, he had installed in case he got tossed into water or fell of a boat if he was travelling over seas and miraculously got mixed in with some scrap or some bad fish – Arra had her usual wooden one and Vancha? Well Vancha didn't have one. He slept under the stars, he preferred sleeping that way. "Good day Larten." The mumbled sigh seeped out of the coffin followed by a grunt as Gavner got tangled in his I-pod headphones.

"Would you like some assistance?" Mr Crepsley asked, holding the laughter back.

"No thank you." Gavner grunted in return, the lid of the coffin occasionally lifting up from his struggle to untangle himself. "I am free!" A sudden gleeful voice came from the coffin as Mr Crepsley smiled and closed his own, rugged coffin.

"Goodnight Gavner." He replied, closing his eyes and drifting off into dreamful sleep. When morning came and it was the day they went, Mr Crepsley's eyes fluttered open to see a very excited Vancha and Gavner… they had never been on vacation.

"Tonight is the night Larten when we go on holiday! I am so excited." Gavner exclaimed, Arra brushing a comb through her hair and making her way over to him. Wrapping her arms around his shoulders, she smiled and rested her head on his shoulder.

"Larten, Gavner found your mobile and he thought that he would test out the camera on you whilst you were sleeping." She giggled, kneeling down on the floor and tightening her arms around his shoulders.

"Now, now just because we are going on holiday does not mean that we get all giddy and lose our manners. Now, I know that Gavner would never do that to me, correct Gavner?" Letting out a slight chuckle, he composed himself and replied.

"Correct." If only Mr Crepsley knew the truth. Opening his suitcase, Gavner smiled when he placed the multi-coloured underwear in followed by the bright pink and blue squid ones and finally, his favourite pair. Looked like he was really getting into the holiday spirit… if only he knew what really lay ahead of them.

"Gavner? Pink and blue squids?" Blushing, he took the second pair off Arra and threw them into the case which was neatly laid on the floor.

"They were a gift." He mumbled, inside knowing it was a complete and utter lie.

"Like the other ones hmm Gavner?" Mr Crepsley asked, holding bursts of laughter in his throat back. "It is okay, we believe you though thousands would not." He smiled, closing his suitcase which he had packed the night before. Both Arra and Vancha had also packed theirs and you guessed it, it was only Gavner who had not yet finished his packing. After two hours of packing, unpacking and packing again, he had finally finished and they hit the road.

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