Hey I have a fanfic that I can't seem to post anywhere, so I'll post it here

(Episode Metamorphosis SG1)

My name is Silver and at the moment I'm beating up Nirti.

Silver-"Where's Jonas?! What have you done to him??"

(Jonas walks in)

Jonas-"I'm right here"

(I drop Nirti then she gets killed)

Silver-"Uh…Hi."

(For those of you that don't know there is an ugly guy there that has telepathy. AKA UGWT)

UGWT-"Is there something going on between you two?"

Silver blushes-"No!" except that I think that Jonas is totally hot!

UGWT-"You think Jonas has a fever?"

Silver blushes even more-"No but I think I'm about to get one."

UGWT-"But if you think someone's hot, doesn't that mean they have a fever?"

(Jonas looks at me with mouth open.)

(I blush even more and run to the cells where the rest of the team is.)

Jack O'Neill-says to me-"Do you have a fever?"