Nobody: Okay... here is a Crossover that will be quite weird... Hope that it turns out good for you guys... and if you guys like this story, then please let me know if I should continue it... Okay then, on with the show...
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Dead Leaves... Plain and simple...
Prologue to a Strange Set of Circumstances…
A TV screen with static as its only picture. Suddenly, something began to continuously hit the screen, a picture starting to fade in.
Bang! Bonk! Bam!
Suddenly, the screen tuned into a pair of blues eyes looking through the screen, slightly disoriented by the banging of whatever was hitting it.
"Hey!" a female voice spoke. "Showtime…" She stated.
The eyes on the TV look up to see a woman with pink hair, a emerald colored eye on the left, and a red colored one on the other, a red spot surrounding the red eye. She was currently holding the TV with one hand, and had the other in a hitting position.
We see that the TV is a retro looking helmet covering the upper part of a man's head, some whisker like scars on his cheeks, and he was currently sprawled spread eagle on the ground, his head being held up by the Pink-haired girl who was on her knees.
He blinked a few times, and then he decided to speak. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" He yelled.
"I was hoping to ask you the same thing." She calmly answered.
He sat himself up, fully taking in the look of this woman.
"He he he! That thing around your eye makes you look like a freaking pink panda bear." He stated with a chuckle.
"And that Retro Helmet on your head makes you look like a total dipshit." She retorted.
He then suddenly took notice of another important detail that he missed upon waking up. Both of them were currently nude.
He lecherously grinned, a little bit of drool coming down as he stared at the pinkette's bountiful bosoms, firm curvaceous form, slight tones of muscle on her arms and long legs. "Um, not that I'm complaining or anything, but what are we doing out here in a wasteland at night, naked?" He stated with a bit of enthusiasm.
"I don't know. I can't remember a thing." She stated in monotone. She was then looking past TV guy's head. "Hey. I think we should help those two out." She stated while pointing behind him.
He turned back, and what he spotted both excited him and disgusted him. Two people were stuck head first half way into the ground, also naked. What excited him was that one of the two was a nice looking female. He really liked the view of her perfectly round ass sticking up in the air, and her long sensual legs were spread out, showing off the lips of her sex, quivering from the cold night wind. What disgusted him was that the other was a dude, and he chose not to bother looking in his direction, or at whatever he was packing, keeping his eyes on the hot chick in the ground.
"Two hot naked girls at once. It must be my birthday. Then again, I am in my birthday suit!" He stated happily. "Though I could do without the naked asshole in the ground." He grumbled.
"Are you going to do anything to help?" Panda girl asked in annoyance.
"Na, I think I'm good." He said, keeping his eyes glued to the pale skinned girl, mainly her plump, well rounded ass, and her exposed sex.
"Those two might die from lack of oxygen if they're not already dead, you know." She stated as if giving a lecture on common facts. "Might as well pull them out."
She walked up to them, and simply grabbing both by their legs, she hoisted them out with little effort, holding them in midair.
Now that they were out, their features could be seen more clearly. Upon inspection, the woman had flawless pale skin, hair the color of night sky that if she were upright, would flow to the small of her back, and when she opened her eyes, it was a gorgeous plum color of pearl. Her figure was also a good sight to look at, as she had a matured looking body, with curves many women would kill for, and breasts the size of melons, which were now hanging by her neck. The only flaw on her gorgeous face was a small ruby shard jutting from her forehead like a small horn, red veins pulsing around it.
The guy had hair that was black, shaped like a duck's ass, and his eyes were black also. His skin was pale, a red tattoo that resembled a claw marked on his left shoulder, and on the sides of his face he had a thin line of stitching that ran from the corner of his eyes to his hairline, so well done that it didn't look repulsive. TV guy didn't bother looking at anymore of his features, as he was more interested in the Pearl-eyed beauty before, as well as the sexy pink panda, which now that she was standing, had quite an ass herself, practically rivaling the darkette's.
After pulling them out, Pinky dropped them unceremoniously on the ground, causing both to wince from the sudden drop. When the Pearl-eyed girl noticed her attire, and saw someone looking at her, she instinctively went to cover up, using her arms as cover, a huge blush adorning her whole face.
The Duck-ass guy just looked around and scowled. "Ok, three questions. Who are you guys? Where are we? And why are we not wearing clothes?" He stated with a clip of annoyance.
"To be honest, I was hoping you would know." Pinky stated.
"Hey miss! What's up with the jewel on your head?" TV guy asked the Pearl girl, only looking at her forehead for a second before returning staring at her covered bosoms.
"J-jewel on m-my head?" She then reached for the Jewel embedded in her head, only to wince when she touched it. Suddenly, the area around the jewel began to bleed, small drops of blood dripping down, but then suddenly, the blood was sucked back up, as if it never left.
"It must have embedded itself when you fell on your head, if that's what happened." Pinky started. "Be best if you leave it until you get medical attention lest you cause your brain to pour out."
At that moment, TV guy had attempted to remove the Retro helmet from his head. "Hey! I can't get this thing off. I think I got this embedded on my head too."
"Wish it covered you mouth, you tele-idiot." Duck butt stated.
"What was that Duck-ass?" TV yelled.
"Enough!" Pinky raised her voice. "I think first things first, what should we call each other. Because I am not going by either the name Panda or Pinky."
Suddenly, the TV screen on the helmet of TV guy began to flicker, having flashes of static. Then, like a light coming on, TV head started pointing, first to himself. "My name is Naruto…" Next, he pointed to Pinky, "Yours is Sakura…" next, Pearl eyes, "hers is Hinata…" Then finally, to Duck-butt, "and he's an Asshole."
Suddenly, Naruto got a foot to the head, courtesy of Asshole. "Tell me my real name idiot!" he yelled as he continued to pummel his foot into the side of Naruto's head, performing random roundhouses.
"Ok! Ok! Fine! Your name is Sasuke, Asshole!" Naruto yelled, holding his hands up to shield his head or block the blows.
Sasuke stopped, slightly blinking when he heard that. "I just now noticed we have very weird names. What are we, foreigners, or something?"
"Now that that's taken care of, I think we should probably get some clothes." Sakura stated, ignoring Sasuke's question.
"Except for seeing Duck-ass here, I think we're good." Naruto stated with a perverse grin.
"Trust me, the colds not doing us any favors." Sakura stated, referring to their respective exposed regions. "Plus, I'm kind of feeling hungry."
"Where do you expect us to find food and clothes? Hunt an animal, skin it, and then eat it? In case you haven't noticed, we're in a wasteland out in the middle of nowhere. And even if we did find some animal to kill, we would need weapons to do so, unless you guys are up for doing that with your bare hands." Sasuke remarked.
"Um… I d-don't mean to b-be rude, but maybe we could go there instead." Hinata tried not to stutter as she pointed in the opposite direction of where everyone else was looking.
The other three looked toward the direction she was pointing towards, showing that they were on the outskirts of a bright and bustling city. The three stared in awe.
"Wow. Wonder how we didn't notice that earlier…" Sasuke remarked.
As grand as the city was to those looking, the inside was not. Each building was shaped the same square or rectangular way, and cars moved at the same speed, moving as if choreographed. And the citizens were even worse. All of them, whether man or woman, had the same expressionless face, same feature, and same personalities. Sure, there were many job options, but all dressed like it was uniform, all the same. There was no sign of art, no expression, and no creativity whatsoever. It was like the people weren't even alive, they just existed. The citizens were no better than automatons.
A particular shop sold a variety of items and products from a time long lost. The shop not only sold colorful and expressive clothing, but it also sold food that was unique and interesting compared to what was usually considered normal. In this one particular shop was a prime example of the mundane city, the man who owned the shop. This particular man didn't know what he was thinking when he invested in this shop.
No, no one would want to buy these wild clothing, as it would be a distraction from protocol, and worst, might inspire someone. Also, no one wanted to buy the food served, as not only was the food considered creative, but also some of the items on the menu were categorized as unhealthy. What's more, the owner didn't even know how the food was made. It was only because of his replicator machine that he was able to make the food in the first place. The only reason why he didn't decide to fold on his business was because every month, the Security Bureau would sell some unused weapons, and stop by for some replicated donuts.
In other words, his small shop sold colorful clothing, junk food, and an ordinance of weapons. In another time and age, his shop might have made a profit, but now, the only thing he was profiting from was from the Donuts and when the Security Bureau bought back the weapons.
Suddenly, he caught sight of a strange sight. Four people walking in out of uniform, or more approximately to those who possess the right side of the brain which allows for creativity, completely in the nude.
The four strangers began to look around the store, randomly grabbing whatever clothing that felt appropriate to them.
The pink haired girl, which cannot be natural or legal for hair, decided to wear a red bikini top with a loose white shirt over top, barely covering her shoulders, and not at all covering her firm stomach, stopping just below her bosoms. She decided on a lacey pair of pink panties, a black pair of form fitting pants over top, with a black skirt over top of that. On her feet, she wore some tube socks that she folded downwards, and wore a pair of combat boots over top. She would have stopped at that, but then she noticed a pair of black fingerless gloves, and decided to wear those as well.
The other girl with pale eyes, she must be wearing contacts or maybe she's blind, decided to pick out a purple bra with a black shirt, and a heavy purple coat with a tuft of fur on the collar to hide her top to hip figure from view. She picked out a pair of lacey purple panties and a pair of long black pants over top of that. On her feet, she wore a pair of open towed sandals.
One of the boys's had black hair shaped like a fowl's rear end. Did he use a lot of hair gel? He picked out a black shirt, a red scarf, and a blue Jean duster jacket with a logo of a red and white fan on the back and arms. He then grabbed a pair of beige cargo pants that went down to his shin. On his feet, he also took some open toed sandals as well.
The last one was the strangest as he wore a helmet that resembled a TV screen. He just randomly grabbed what he could get his hands on, and then began to look through it. He picked out an orange Jacket with black flames on the rim, and kept it open showing off his well chiseled chest. He then selected a pair of tattered orange pants for his legs, multiple rips and holes in the fabric. Finally, he chooses a pair of brown steeled toed shoes, three spikes where the steel was.
The pink haired woman approached the counter, the other three following suit after changing. "May I get you anything else?" the owner stated, somewhat dryly.
The four began to look through the pictures, unable to read the words written.
"I'll have whatever that is…" Sakura said, pointing to a picture of some cylindrical meat in between a partially cut loaf of bread (Hotdog).
"And I'll take some of that…" Sasuke stated, pointing to a picture of flat bread with tomato sauce, melted cheese, and circular slices of meat on it (Pizza).
Hinata and Naruto were about to randomly pick a food item like Sakura and Sasuke, when they spotted something that actually looked familiar. They both began to drool at the sight of the dishes.
"I'll take an order of a bowl of Ramen!" Naruto practically yelled.
"And I'll have an order of the Sweet Rolls!" Hinata spoke excitedly.
"Coming right up..." The Shop Keeper drawled out, his dull expression pretty much unchanged.
"You guys can read the words?" Sakura asked.
"No. But I could never forget the dish of Ramen…" Naruto happily stated, a bit of drool coming down his mouth as he took a dramatic pose.
"And, I-I h-have a m-memory of enjoying sweet rolls very much." Hinata said with a beaming smile on her face, her hands on her cheeks.
"Here are your orders." The owner came back with trays full of the ordered dishes. "The food with the clothes makes your grand total 31,000 &eerios…" The man flatly stated.
All four of the patron's eyes widened as they realized they had nothing to pay with, nor did they know what a &eerios was. Sakura began to frantically look around the store, when she noticed that in the back was some arsenal of weaponry behind a cage.
"Um… excuse me, but I was wondering if we could also get some of the weapons in the back." She asked sweetly.
The man stared at her for a few seconds. He then stated, "What would you like me to get?"
"Oooohhh… one of everything, along with some ammo and some extras?" She asked sweetly again.
He stared again, completely no emotion on his face. "One moment please." The man went to the back, bringing the weapons out one at a time, ringing it up at the counter.
Now, if someone was to ask you for some weaponry, the smart thing would be to see some clearance that licenses their right to own that weapon, and even then, you shouldn't bring out the ammo with the weapon, let alone present your entire cache armory to complete and total strangers. Also, considering these four strangers came in without any clothing or possessions, it would be more than likely they were not planning on paying for anything. But, due to the lack of creativity in this town, people often didn't bother to do anything against the law or anything wrong for that matter. Because of this, the people had become complacent with the mundane and uneventful life, and had developed the mindset that everyone thinks alike.
"Alright, I have brought one of every weapon out of stock. Added up, your total for everything is 131,000 &eerios. I will need to see some papers before you can leave the store though…" Yeah, and also, if they didn't have any thing on when they entered the store, they are not going to have those papers.
Few seconds later…
BOOM!
The entire general store's front wall had completely crumbled due to an explosion. Out of the smoke and debris appeared four figures. One was Sasuke who was eating his pizza slice in one hand, and an AK-47 in the other… Another was Sakura who had half of her hotdog already down her throat, and a pair of Uzi's in both her hands… The next was Naruto, who was slurping down his ramen, two sawed-off Shotguns strapped to his back... and finally Hinata who was enjoying her sweet rolls, four different pairs of .44 Magnum pistols on holsters at both her sides. On the back of all of them were bags filled with the rest of the weaponry and Ammo. The explosion was caused by one of the grenades for sale, courtesy of an irate Sakura.
"I will admit at first, I had thought it was a bad idea to stick with you guys. Now, however, I must admit, we look pretty badass… well, me at least." Sasuke admitted, folding his Pizza in his mouth, swallowing the rest.
Naruto finished slurping his bowl after that, nodding his head in approval.
As for Hinata, she finally finished munching her sweet rolls, finally noticing the blown up building behind her. "I still don't see why we had to blow up the guy's shop, I mean… We took his food and clothes for free… We could have just left it at that."
Sakura completely swallowed her Hot dog down her throat, and after that responded to Hinata irritably. "The guy was pissing me off with the way he spoke and all… besides… the food was crappy anyway…Even you guy's have to admit your favorite food was lacking."
Naruto and Hinata had tears suddenly run down their face at this fact. "It's true, it doesn't compare to the real thing! It was just noodles in broth!" Naruto yelled.
"And sweet rolls are supposed to fill you with a feeling of warm happiness. These ones just felt empty inside."
Suddenly, they heard the sound of an alarm going off, blaring in the area somewhere.
"Criminal activity has been detected… suspects are presumed armed and dangerous… Estimated Time of Arrival for Security in one minute… all citizens avoid contact… I repeat… all citizens avoid contact… "
"Looks like we alerted the local authorities!" Sasuke stated.
"Pfft… and after 3 minutes of committing the crime, and then 1 minute afterwards to get here. Even their security sucks… is everything in this town half-assed and mediocre?" Sakura grumbled out, all the while picking her ear with her pinky, and giving it a fling at the audience.
"Well… we did get these cool clothes…" Naruto added, which resulted in a boot to the toes, painfully crushing his foot digits, which in turn, caused him to yelp in pain. This was followed by a left hook to the cheek, and a right hook to the jaw
"Shut-up, and get us a mode of transport, Baka!" Sakura yelled.
Few seconds later…
A man was in his red convertible sports car. Though the people lacked creativity, they were allowed to fancy certain things of interest, such as color or type of car, as long as they follow the rules of the road. This particular man was a business associate who was already clocked out for work, and ready to head home where he would eat, watch some news, and then go to sleep until it was time to repeat his daily cycle all over again.
Tap. Tap. He suddenly felt a rough tapping on his shoulder just as the he was checking the time on his wrist watch.
"Hey buddy… nice ride you got there." A voice said.
The guy looked up in time to receive a powerful, disfiguring kick to the face, sending him out of the car, and on to the asphalt.
"Hope you don't mind, but it's mine now!" the voice said, revealing it to be Naruto hopping into the car.
The guy got back up and watched as Naruto drove the car off at high speeds with a 'Yahoohoohoo,' crashing through other vehicles, going around different highways, up a building, down a building, through a building, over the moon, and performing a variety of other crazy, ludicrous, impossible, and just plain stupid stunts, all the while causing destruction to property. The man just blankly stared, not even noticing his face was horribly dented in, and that he was practically bleeding a profuse amount of blood, keeping the same bland and dull expression despite the facial damage of having his face be dented in, his jaw half hanging on his face.
At the corner of a street, Sasuke, Hinata, and Sakura all three waited until Naruto pulled up with the car. "Hey gals! Need a lift? Though, not for you Duck-ass…"
"Shut up, idiot…" Sasuke stated in annoyance.
"What the hell took you so long?" Sakura growled in anger.
"Just picking up a little something with style, and giving it a test drive." Naruto stated with a fox-like grin, or at least as much as a TV shaped helmet would allow.
"Move over idiot…" Sasuke stated, kicking Naruto into the passenger seat.
Once everyone was in the car, Sasuke drove the car off the side of a bridge, and into an elevated Free Way.
Suddenly, the group heard some sirens go off behind them.
"This is the Bureau of Security! Pull over! That is a direct order! Pull over! Pull over! Pull over or we will shoot!"
"Hey! They're closing in! Haul some ass Duck-ass!" Naruto yelled to Sasuke, the Security cars right on their tail.
"Idiot… why don't you be useful, and keep them busy!" Sasuke yelled, keeping his eyes on the road, taking many swerves to out maneuver the Security Bureau as they began to pull on the freeway from the side roads, firing their weapons on the fugitives.
Naruto and Sakura took out their respective weapons, and began to release hell upon the Security units. Naruto almost had an insane look on his face as he fired off round after shot gun round. Sakura on the other hand, made each shot precise and effective.
"Hahahaha! Taste my justice!" Naruto yelled out, firing a shot that exploded the wheel of one of the cars, causing it to go flip and flying, causing a miniature pile-up, followed by an explosion. Naruto then launched himself off the car, toward the Security vehicles. "Here I come, you assholes!"
"That idiot… Sakura! Take the wheel!" Sasuke yelled, getting up and following Naruto towards the Security cars, Sakura complying with the request.
Naruto landed on the roof of one of the cars, causing a slight dent in the top. Naruto then got into a martial arts stance, and watched as the Security guards got ready to attack.
'Yeah… I look totally badass now…' Naruto thought.
The Security Guards in the vehicle that Naruto was standing on attempted to aim a pistol toward Naruto, when he was suddenly kicked in the face by Sasuke through the front windshield. Sasuke then landed next to Naruto, also taking a fighting stance.
"Damn it Sasuke, you Teme! You ruined my badass moment!" Naruto yelled.
"Whatever Dobe…" Sasuke remarked.
Some of the Security guards climbed on the roof of their vehicles, attempting to get a good shot at the two criminals. Naruto and Sasuke acted accordingly.
Naruto ran right towards one, ducked under a shot aimed at his head, and upper kicked the guy in the face, which was followed by jumping back, avoiding another shot, and landing behind a guy, grabbing him from behind, and Suplexing him into the vehicle. He then flipped over the guard's prone form, stood on his hands, and kicked three more guys in the face, sending all three flying in different directions off of the speeding vehicles.
Sasuke casually avoided multiple gun shots, his eyes having turned from black to red, the stitches glowing red at the seams, all the bullets moving in slow motion to his senses. He then made it to the guy shooting his gun, and karate chopped his face, causing the guy to go flying off the speeding car, his face dented in. He then avoided a few more shots, and flipped jumped back behind another guy. He then brought his hands to the guys head, and in a swift movement, jerked the guy's head 360 degrees. He then took the dead guard, and used him as a human shield for a rain of shots coming at him, and then ran towards the two who were trying to shoot him, still using the guy as a shield. Dropping the body, he got close enough to grab both of the guards by the heads, slamming both of their heads into the other, at first causing a major concussion for both skulls, but then Sasuke applied pressure, and both guard's head's flattened in a bloody display.
Many of the guards in the vehicles on the left and right side, paralleled next to the vehicle that Sasuke and Naruto were on, and all took out their weapons, pointing them outside of their windows, all aiming for Naruto and Sasuke. Naruto and Sasuke responded by taking out their Shotgun and AK-47 respectively, and before the guards could fire, both Naruto and Sasuke let loose, Sasuke's shots hitting each guard on his side of the vehicle with precision, and Naruto's shots bluntly hitting the guards and their vehicles on his side.
Both of their precise shots caused the vehicles they shot at to blow at the same time, and Naruto and Sasuke were both sent flying back into a Security Bureau cargo truck. Sasuke landed on the roof of the truck with precise ease, while Naruto bounced into the window, and landed into the cargo crate behind Sasuke. Suddenly, both Sasuke and Naruto were caught off guard when the cargo crate began to tilt upwards, and out the back end of the crate, flares of rockets shot off, sending the crate flying into the air, Naruto and Sasuke pushed along with it. Finally, the rockets stopped, and the cargo, Naruto, Sasuke, all three began to descend. While free falling, the cargo suddenly began to change, parts readjusting, and transforming into the shape of a Metallic Blocky Robot.
Both Naruto and Sasuke landed haphazardly on the front of the red sports car vehicle Naruto had stolen, both avoiding slipping off and getting run over. The Blocky Robot landed right on the back of the vehicle, causing it to slightly drag a bit.
"Sakura! Hinata!" Naruto yelled, desperately holding on with Sasuke right beside him, both almost about to be pulled under the car from the impact.
Hinata stared at the robot in fear, the automaton crawling up the back of the vehicle. Suddenly, the jewel in her forehead glowed for a brief moment, and her eyes glazed over in the same instant. She then got up out of her seat, and suddenly veins appeared around her eyes, which had become steely in expression. She then jumped into the air, and energy began to flow from her finger tips. The energy then exploded out, and began to take the shape of two Lion's heads around her hands.
The robot took notice of her, and moved its right blocky hand to punch her as she fell forward. The lion heads clashed against the blocky arm, and then the metallic arm was torn to shreds courtesy of Hinata's attack.
The Block Robot continued to hang on with its other arm, still being dragged by the car, when it was suddenly back fisted in its face by Sakura. Sakura then shifted the car into cruise control, and got up from her seat, staring annoyed and angry at the Robot. She then took her fist, and punched straight through the Robots chest, causing it to explode out the back, a visible hole straight through. She then brought her leg up, kicking the robot off the vehicle, which was followed up with a spin kick courtesy of Hinata coming in for a landing, which resulted in the robot to start spinning in place. When it stopped spinning, it suddenly materialized wheels on its legs, and continued to pursue them.
Naruto and Sasuke finally got back up to the car, and all four passengers grabbed their respective weapons.
"Eat lead, Asshole!" Naruto yelled. All four of them began to fire at once at the mechanical Golem, Naruto with his shotguns, Sakura with her Uzi pistols, Sasuke with his AK-47, and Hinata with her Magnums. Bullets ricocheted and pounded on the automaton, dents beginning to appear, and eventually bullet holes taking place of the dents. The Robot finally fell back, and caused a great explosion in which the group's car barely avoided, pushing the car slightly forward and off the ground, landing with a thud.
"Yeah! I don't care what you say… We are so Bad-ass!" Naruto yelled excited, pumping his fist, while Sakura returned to the wheel, Hinata right behind her, and Sasuke beside her, with Naruto in the last position in the passenger seat.
"Ok… I admit, we are pretty badass… makes me wonder what we were before our minds were erased or whatever…" Sasuke stated.
"Maybe we were like Super Secret Assassin Hit-men or something…" Naruto stated.
"Idiot… Hit-man and Assassin is the same thing…" Sasuke stated.
"Whatever Ass… The point is, we Kick ass! And that was so sweet watching you girls in action. Remind me never to piss you both off." Naruto retorted. "Oh… By the way, Hinata, Sasuke, what was that freaky thing you guy's done with your eyes?"
"I don't know, it just came to me, and everything seemed to be moving in slow motion while I was fighting." Sasuke answered.
"And I just started seeing everything that was around us very clearly, and also, I could see t-through solid things as w-well." Hinata responded.
"Oh sweet. Hey! Maybe we all have super powers… Maybe we're super heroes or something." Naruto stated.
"Super heroes that rob a General store, commit Grand Theft Auto, Destruction to property, and a bunch of other violent shit? Yeah, we're super heroes, idiot." Sasuke stated sarcastically.
"Shut Up Sasuke!" Naruto angrily retorted.
Sakura was looking up while the others were talking. "Hey guys shut up and look up." She cried over their conversation.
"What? What is it?" Naruto asked.
What they saw was what might have been a moon, but looked like it had been blown to bits, and chewed up afterwards. It more or less looked like something had broken out of the moon, and then tried to tear it up more than it already was, leaving the debris to drift in orbit around it. It oddly took the resemblance of a dried up dead leaf that had fallen from its tree and had been stepped on.
"Damn… it really looks like it was all chewed up and spat out afterwards…" Naruto commented.
"I noticed it earlier, but I didn't think of commenting on it until now…" Sasuke remarked.
"I w-wonder what could have happened to it…" Hinata cried out, remembering a much fuller, more beautiful moon.
Sakura continued to stare at the moon, when suddenly her red eye began to painfully glow. She grabbed her eye in pain, as her mind began to flood with images she could not quite decipher… Test tubes filled with mutated embryos, a naked little girl with pale eyes and pink hair, and a giant black monster with ten tails and a big red eye. The others hadn't noticed her in pain yet.
"Oh well… whatever happened, it's done now and we can't dwell on it." Sasuke stated.
"Besides… we still got some ass kicking before we can properly get out of town!" Naruto finished.
Because of the pain, Sakura could not concentrate on steering properly. Hinata looked at Sakura, noticing her in pain.
"Sakura… is something wrong?" She asked concernedly.
Suddenly, the car began to spin out of control, all four occupants hanging on for dear life. It flipped into the air, rolled across the pavement, and drove right off the bridge, all of the passengers yelling and screaming, and surprisingly not seriously injured. The car impacted with the ground grill first, knocking all the occupants out of car and onto the ground, unconscious. Everyone gave a groan as they began to come to, all of them holding their head in pain.
Naruto opened his TV set eyes first, which instantly widened in shock, and then panic. "Uh… guys…" Naruto mumbled.
Everyone opened their eyes to see they were surrounded by the Security Bureau, hundreds of men, and five Blocky Robots, all of them aiming weapons at them. At that point, Naruto, Hinata, Sakura, and even Sasuke, held up their hands in surrender.
After that, the four of them were handcuffed, carted away, mug shot, and then taken to court. They were pronounced guilty the moment they walked in; no lawyers, no defense, no Jury… just a judge, and a sentence. All of this was done within the time span of 15 minutes.
"We the people, who are dedicated to protecting the common good, do hereby charge you with trespassing, theft, violence, assault, illegal possession of firearms, dressing out of fashion, and a really crappy attitude. You are hereby sentence to life in prison… to the DL correctional facility on the moon."
They were then put into restraints, and strait Jackets, and shipped to a space shuttle about to launch, its destination, the chewed up moon.
As the shuttle arrived, the four of them were given a view, and noticed some facilities and buildings littered all over the inside of craters inside the remains of the moon, clear tubes connecting each of the buildings to each other. Looking around, some of the facilities were hanging from the sides and the roof of the cavernous crater, of course, in space, there is no up and down. Naruto was freaking out and resisting the whole time, at one point even attempting to gnaw at his restraints, having little success.
The shuttle ported by one of the facilities, into a hanger filled with other shuttles. Suddenly, the roof of the shuttle opened up, and mechanical hooks reached inside, grabbing the four prisoners by the back of their straight jackets. The hooks hoisted them up, and began to roll in a direction, taking them into a hall with closed metal doors, a slot for guards to peer in being the only opening. All four of them were then placed inside of a random cell, the door shutting behind them before they were unceremoniously dropped.
Inside their cell, the walls were made of Mattress padding, meaning the only things that could physically hurt them inside these cells was each other, and a slot shaped window with bars. Naruto put his head against the window, desperately trying to look outside to see anything.
"Oh come on! I want my lawyer! I was framed! It wasn't mine, I was just holding it!" Naruto yelled desperately, the realization that they were trapped kicking in.
"Heh… like I haven't heard that one before…" one of the passing guards stated.
"You got to be KIDDING MEEEEeeeeeeee!" Naruto screamed out, finally cracking, as he and his group was four of thousands of other prisoners, locked in hundreds of other individual cells, on the moon in the void of space, in the Prison Correctional Facility of Dead Leaves...
End of Prologue…
Nobody: Okay... that was... interesting...
Anyway, if you guys liked this, let me know if I should continue it...
Also, if you review, I accept constructive critcism, and know that yes, I do know that it isn't perfect... okay... that is all...
Signed,
Mr. Nobody