Twilight, How I Despise Thee
Oh Twilight, oh Twilight
How I despise thee!
Why, such a Mary-Sue
Must Bella Swan be?
And what's up with Edward
All stalker and weird
I hate him, I hate him
That's right, you heard
For true vampires are gruesome
Sucking blood without guilt
And complex societies
Over time, they have built
Oh Twilight, I hate you
By now you know why
For every time I see your pathetic attempt at literature
With pride, I cry.
[An original work of poetry by Eyes for Eternity]
Yes, I know a lot of people will hate me for this. And I really don't care. I just wanted to put it out there and see how many other people agree with me. Flames are welcome.
Feel free to print this out, post it somewhere, blog about it, or anything to get those idiotic Twilight fans out of their rabid insanity. Together, we can help make this world a better place.
But, if you do like Twilight, please check out more of my stories. I still have some fics from when I loved Twilight, and I hope you guys don't judge me on my current opinion. Peace!
~Eyes
EDIT: I'm thinking of writing more poems of Twilight hatred and putting them as new chapters. Should I?