A/N: What am I doing… I promised myself that I wouldn't start a multi-chaptered story… Eh, kinda late now, how can I resist. Mistakes were made.

He was staring at the screen of his PC, hands on keyboard and mouse, wondering if what he was planning was right. He knew how dangerous the Internet was, he really did. But he seriously needed to go out and take his mind off his problems for once, and if he had the luck – to even build a stable relationship with someone. He decided that maybe it was worth a try. A dating site it is then.

Then again, his mind drifted off to what happened months ago. It was some time after the monsters were finally freed and Papyrus and Sans finally moved in their new house. It was weird at first, but they somehow got used to it. But then the weirder things started happening. Sans had never shown such a big interest in romantic relationships before that day. It probably had to do something with the access to more information since they moved out on the surface. And so, the little Blueberry, as he liked to call him, decided to try out one of those things the humans called 'dating sites'. Papyrus figured that Sans would eventually want a different kind of affection, other than his brotherly love. Blue has been saying that he wants to bathe in a shower of kisses every morningeven back then when they were trapped underground. So it wasn't a big surprise.

When Sans finally found himself a matching partner, he was really happy. And so was Papyrus. After all, he wished the best for his little bro. But then things went wrong. It was good that he was sometimes overprotective. Yeah, he actually went after his bro, watching him from far away just to make sure nothing bad happened. He had no idea what Blueberry was thinking, going out with that tall, edgy, mean-looking skeleton. What he knew was that that monster meant no good. How could Sans be so naive? If Papyrus wasn't there to step in, who knows what could've happened, he might have ended up getting raped! After they got home, he lectured his brother about trusting people too easily and Sans promised him to stay safe on the Internet.

But things were different for Papyrus. He was neither naive, nor weak. He could defend himself. He had seen and lived through so much shit in his life and could deal with unwanted situations. He wouldn't let someone take advantage of his usual kind and calm self.

Basically nothing could go wrong. Not to jinx it but he could take care of himself. So he made an account. After filling in some information about himself, he moved forward and was shown several monsters that had similar interests and such. There weren't many, but that was to be expected. As a lazy skeleton, he didn't have much to do in his free time, save for sleeping, he didn't have a hobby. While scrolling down, he dug into his hoodie pocket to grab a box of cigarettes, getting one out to smoke. Stupid old habits. Not many on the shown list really got his attention. That was until he saw something from the corner of his eye socket. He scrolled up and was thankful that his cigarette was still not lit, as it was dropped down on the floor along with his jaw.

What. The. Fuck.

Did his bro really break the promise he made?

Or was this not him? Sure, their faces were almost the same, if the probably fake scar didn't count. The male on the photo looked just as small as Sans, too. But the dressing style was quite...dark. Definitely not what Sans would wear. The names matched though. But then again, the brothers were growing kind of distant since that incident happened. Maybe because Papyrus didn't want to listen to Blue since he was really pissed off then, and oh did he regret it...But it was too late for that now. And who knows what Blueberry's been doing in his free time. Maybe he was trying to be cool. Well, he was already cool, but you know, the kind of cool that nobody knows why it's cool. It simply is.

What was he supposed to do now? He could go to Sans' room and ask him about it, but he really didn't want to fight with his dear bro. And neither could he just leave it like that. So...huh, what if he taught him a lesson? He could probably fake kidnapping. That would be really cruel of course, but what if he didn't find out about this sooner? What if someday he came back to an empty house, with no sound coming from the kitchen, and no taco smell going around the whole place. That would be the end of him. At many points of his life, the only thing that made him stick to life was his brother. He would scold him afterwards. That's it then. He didn't even bother looking more through the other's account, his anger blinding him as he grabbed his phone, the one Blue didn't know he owned,and entered the number that was left in the user's contact page, man, he still hadn't learned his new number, and started texting:

* hey.

To his surprise, the one on the other side answered immediately, as if expecting him. And man, it was almost 1AM now.

* heya, 'sup. who r u, buddy?

Ugh, that was so not like his baby bro. But he decided not to think about it.

* saw ya on this dating site. wanted to know if ya wanna hang out some time.

* oh, that. sure, what time?

There it was. How could he trust someone so easily.

* how does saturday evening sound?

*sounds good to me. any preferences?

What?

* just you being there is enough. let's meet somewhere near the eastern entrance of Ebott Park. Maybe 8 o'clock?

*ok.

Easy. Way too easy, thought Papyrus.

Saturday finally came. He didn't notice any change in Sans' behaviour. It was still lunch time and Blue put the tacos in front of him.

"ENJOY THEM WHILE THEY ARE STILL WARM, BROTHER!"

"heh, sure bro, thanks."

And then there was a long silence, until the taller one spoke.

"by the way, just wondering, did ya have any plans for today? like, maybe the evening?" He wondered what his bro would tell him. And he got what he expected.

"AH, ACTUALLY, YES! I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, ALPHYS CALLED ME FOR A SLEEPOVER, UNDYNE'S GONNA BE THERE TOO, I GUESS IT'S GOING TO BE AN ANIME MARATHON NIGHT."

Classic. He was so easy to see through.

"i see..." It really hurt. His own brother, lying.

"WHAT IS IT, PAPY? DID YOU WANT TO COME TOO? USUALLY YOU SLEEP THROUGH THE WHOLE THING SO I-"

"no, no sans, don't worry about it. i'd probably be tired to the bone by then." Blue just frowned at the pun, he knew there was no use in complaining because it'd make it even worse. Papyrus quickly finished his food and put the dishes in the sink. Then he went to the couch and threw himself on it, not wanting to hear any more. He turned the TV on for background noise as he heard the other speak.

"HOW WOULD YOU BE TIRED WHEN ALL YOU PLAN ON DOING IS SLEEP?"

"eh, ya know me bro."

Then there was a sigh followed by water splashing, which prompted that Sans was cleaning up.

Oh no, when did he fall asleep? Stars, what if he was late? He glanced at the clock on the wall. 7:10PM. He sighed in relief.

"hey bro, you still here?" he raised his voice as much as he could.

"WOW, YOU ACTUALLY DECIDED TO WAKE UP, PAPY!" Sans shouted back.

"heh, yeah." Maybe he should leave? Maybe Sans wasn't expecting him to wake up and thought that he could sneak through him and go out. "i'm gonna go out, sans. when are you going to alphys'?"

"GOING OUT? ON A WALK WITHOUT ME FORCING YOU TO? THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU, AND WHY SO LATE? AND I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A LITTLE AFTER YOU. IT'S STILL TOO EARLY."

Yeah, right.

"well, i'm going out then. have fun and don't stay up till too late." Papyrus said, ignoring most of Sans' other questions.

"THANKS! AND BE CAREFUL NOT TO FALL ASLEEP SOMEWHERE OUT. MAKE SURE YOU GET BACK AND EAT, TOO. AND LOCK THE DOOR!"

"yeah, okay mom." And with that, he left. He had no idea what he was going to do for the next, say 40 minutes. So he just headed to the place they were supposed to meet and hid somewhere in the backstreets. And waited patiently, smoking his last cigarette, watching carefully for the shorter skeleton.

"finally." he muttered when the other showed up. It's not like he was late, he was actually early by some minutes. He just grew frustrated, waiting and thinking about stuff. Papyrus looked around, making sure that there was no one near. After all, he might know that he's faking the kidnapping but the others don't. Before the other could manage to get out on the main street, the tall skeleton quickly pulled Sans back in a corner, wrapping his hands tightly around him, gathering Blue's hands in his bigger left one, putting his right hand over Sans' mouth so that he wouldn't be able to scream for help, muffling any sound that came. The smaller figure started trashing around, trying to free itself, but Papyrus held him firmly.

"stop resisting and keep silent."

Since when was Sans so strong though? It felt like he knew exactly when to pull away. Didn't matter, everything was going just as planned – that is, until the other growled before biting him. Hard.

"AGH! what the hell sans!?" He didn't really mean to yell but he did.

"'what the hell sans'? 'what the hell SANS'? no, what the hell YOU!" The skeleton in front of him fixed his jacket which had slightly slipped down his shoulders while he was trying to free himself form Papyrus' grip.

"why the fuck did — papyrus?" Sans gasped and widened his eyes as he turned around to see his ambusher.

"s-sans..?" He was not that sure anymore.

A/N: The next chapter is going to be longer but just so you know, I don't have any idea what to do after like, chapter 4, so I might take requests and if I like something, I'll try to include it. If you would like to suggest something, leave a review, PM me or send me an ask on my tumblr( blur-draws)!