Author's Note: I wrote this story because SamanthaReese, AaronEmily, and SSAFunbar wanted to know how Rossi and Hotch was going to get back at Prentiss.

Disclaimer: I don't own Criminal Minds or any of its characters.

"Revenge converts a little right into a great wrong." ~ German Proverb

Hotch and Rossi sat in Rossi's office, trying to think of way to get back at Prentiss for the little lie she told Rossi about being pregnant and Hotch didn't want anything do with her or the baby.

"What is a good way to get back at Prentiss?" Rossi asked.

"It has to be big." Hotch said, while thinking about how to get back at Prentiss.

"Yeah, where she wouldn't lie about something like that again." Rossi said, also thinking about how to get back at Prentiss.

"What can we come up with that is good to get back at her?" Hotch asked suddenly.

"We can move her desk into the elevator." Rossi suggested to Hotch.

"No, she would probably love that and charge everyone that stepped inside the elevator." Hotch said.

"You're probably right. I can see Prentiss charging people about five dollars to step inside the elevator." Rossi said.

"What about telling her that you called her mother and she's coming down to help her?" Hotch asked.

"That's good, but Emily would probably shoot me the first chance she got." Rossi complained.

"Then I would have to explain to Ambassador Prentiss why her daughter shot you." Hotch said with a smirk on his face.

"You better get that smirk off your face, or I'm going to smack it off for you." Rossi demanded.

"Why?' Hotch asked timidly.

"Elizabeth could get you fired for what you did to her daughter." Rossi said defensively.

"I'm not sure who I'm more afraid of, Elizabeth or Emily because Elizabeth could get anyone fired for doing something to her daughter, and Emily has a hell of a shot." Hotch exclaimed.

"I'd say you're afraid of both of them." Rossi said. "What about telling her that on our next case she has to stay behind with Strauss?" he asked.

"I'm not afraid of both of them. I'm just not sure which one." Hotch stated. "No, Prentiss would kill us once we got back or she would kill Strauss and we find her body in one of our offices." He said.

"That would be creepy finding Strauss' body in one of our offices, but there has to be a way to get back at her." Rossi stated plainly.

~.~.~

They was about to give up until JJ happen to come in.

"Hotch could you watch Henry for me. Will and I hadn't gone on a date since Henry was born." JJ said.

"Yeah, sure." He said.

"Thank you." JJ said smiling.

"You're welcome and anytime." Hotch told her.

"Oh and Henry is going through the terrible twos. He thinks everything has to be his way and he says no a lot." JJ said.

"Jack went through the same thing when he was that age." Hotch said looking at her.

"This means a lot to me and if you have any trouble with him just call me." JJ said before walking out of the office.

~.~.~

Hotch and Rossi sat there, still thinking about how to get back at Prentiss, before Rossi came up with a way to get back at her.

"That's it." He said.

"What?" Hotch asked looking confused.

"JJ said that Henry is going through the terrible twos. We could have Emily watched him and Jack and maybe she wouldn't lie about something like that." Rossi said with a grin.

"That's good, but what can we say to her where she agrees to watch them?" Hotch asked curiously.

"Tell her that you forgot that you had planned to play poker with me." Rossi told him.

Hotch called Prentiss to ask her if she could watch Jack and Henry.

Prentiss' phone rang a couple of times before she answer it.

"Prentiss here." She said, as she answered the phone.

"Emily, I hate to bother you, but I was wondering if you could watch Jack and Henry. I promised JJ that I would watch Henry for her, but I forget that I had planned to play poker with Dave tonight." Hotch said sounding convincing.

"Yeah, sure I can watch them." She said.

"I'll bring them over about an hour or so." He said.

"I'll be here." Prentiss said.

Hotch left Rossi's office to go get Jack and Henry.

Author's Note: Please leave me a review. Chapter two is going to be the fun one to write, and I will get chapter two up as soon as possible.