Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or the Risembool Rangers. Fullmetal belongs to Arakawa-sensei and the Rangers belong to themselves and the wonderful ladies who created the group. I'm just a fan who loves the series very much and also a member of the coolest fan group on the face of the planet, the Risembool Rangers!

Synopsis: A couple months after receiving their State Alchemy certifications, Guardian Porter and her friend, Fallin, joined the Risembool Rangers. Now after a few months of traveling the worlds, Guardian and Fallin are back in Amestris and Vic decided that the Rangers should get the chance to tour Central after visiting the Rockbells the day previous where they run into the Elric brothers. While the Rangers, Vic, Ed, and Al were eating lunch at one of the local restaurants, Ed noticed Mustang pass by the restaurant and left suddenly, saying he would be right back. Guardian, one of the Rangers, decided to go after him, Cheshire following after Guardian. Pranks and chaos ensue and guess who the unlucky recipient of all the pranks is. ;)

I hope you all enjoy this fic and don't be afraid to comment. All comments and critiques are very welcome.

And I've got to give a big thank you to Cheshire (cheshiregirl_13), Inuyasha (inuyashamoonlight634), Fallin (FallinFeathers), Goldenwing (goldenwing57), Jadengurl (jadengurl33), Inoflower (inoflower19), and Strawberry-chan for all the wonderfully devious ideas for this fic. Without all your wonderfully devious ideas, this fan fiction wouldn't have been possible. Again, thank you very much, my beloved Rangers. RED DAWN!

Mission One

Miniskirt

Ed and Al had come to visit the Risembool Rangers, who were staying in East City at the moment after visiting Granny and Winry in Risembool the day previous.

The Elric brothers were in East City to report back to Mustang on their latest escapade on their journey to find the Philosopher's Stone and decided to visit the Rangers, who were delighted to see them, before heading over to the Command Center. Some of the Rangers and the officers had already left with Vic to tour East City, but the rest had decided to catch up with them later and go to one of the local restaurants for lunch. But just as the Rangers were about to head out the doors to the hotel they were staying at, Ed and Al decided to give them a tour of the city themselves, wanting to meet Vic and the rest of the Rangers, and tell them of all of their adventures thus far on their journey.

One of the Rangers, Guardian, stayed up in front with Ed and Al to help lead the group as they went from place to place and struck up a conversation with the brothers about what was going on during their journeys as well as her own with one of her best friends, Fallin, in the other worlds. The Elric brothers were fascinated by Guardian's descriptions of the other worlds she had been to and asked many questions of what they were like compared to their own. Guardian answered many of their questions and the other Rangers piped in occasionally to help her answer Ed and Al's inquiries.

Before they knew it, and after a couple hours of touring and questions, they finally met up the others and headed to one of the local restaurants to have lunch. While they walked to the restaurant, Guardian introduced Ed and Al to Vic, who was delighted to meet the brothers, and they started swapping questions, laughing every once in a while at a funny memory or comment. Guardian smiled as the three of them talked and chatted with a couple of her fellow Rangers as they walked along.

Finally they reached the restaurant and found two long tables with enough seats for everyone. Once, they were seated, a couple waitresses took their orders for food and brought them their drinks before they left for the kitchen once more, saying it would be a little bit before their food was ready.

Everyone started chatting among themselves to pass the time while they waited for their food to arrive about what they had seen so far in East City since the Rangers had been divided into two groups. However, Guardian was busy drawing in her sketchbook sitting in between Vic and one of her best friends and Ranger buddy, Fallin, with Ed and Al sitting across from her. Guardian started drawing a couple of drawings in her sketchbook, unaware that Ed, Al, and Vic were watching her draw.

The first was a picture of a town by the seaside with a huge windmill statue as the centerpiece of an enormous fountain at the fore of the drawing. Standing near the fountain were a young boy with spiky flaming red hair and two twin girls on either side of him. All three of them were wearing their school's uniform. Standing behind them was a young man that looked a little bit older than Guardian herself with dark purple hair and wings and clothing as black as the night sky. The second was drawn on the shore of the town by the sea wall. Perched on the sea wall was a young girl with flowing long blonde hair wearing a school uniform. Next to her was a young man about Guardian's age with silver hair, his bangs covering one amber eye. Guardian looked at her drawings and smiled slightly, lightly placing a hand on them with a sigh.

"You're really good at drawing, Guardian," Ed said to her, making her jump a little bit and brought her back to reality. Guardian looked up at him with a confused look and asked, "I'm sorry, can you please repeat what you said just now, Ed? I wasn't listening."

"You're really good at drawing, Guardian," Ed repeated to her with a smile and Guardian felt the blood rising to her face, making her blush bright red.

"Thanks, Ed." Ed smiled at her again then asked, "What are you drawing, Guardian?"

"They're a couple drawings of worlds I've been to….and the friends I have made. This one is a picture of Daisuke, Dark, Riku, and Risa. The other is a picture of Yukito and Misuzu in their world. Whenever I go to a world, I try to draw a particular landscape that reminds me of it and the friends that I made there so that I'll never forget them. You can say that it's my way of taking pictures when I don't a camera. Which reminds me…" Guardian then took out a red and gold scrapbook out of her pack and flipped the pages to the next two empty spaces. Then she slipped the drawings into their individual pages after writing the names of the worlds that were drawn with calligraphy on the paper. Soon Guardian was flipping through the pages, reminding her of the friends she had made in her journeys, before looking back up at Al.

The suit of armor nodded in understanding and his eyes smiled at her. "That's a great way to remember them by, Guardian. Right, Brother?" Al turned to Ed, who wasn't paying attention to them, but was staring at something outside the huge glass window in the front of the restaurant. Guardian looked out the window as well and saw someone pass by the restaurant that she had only seen in FMA: Mr. Morally-bankrupt-Colonel-with-a-God-complex.

Roy Mustang.

Guardian watched Roy pass by the window for a couple more seconds before turning back to look at Ed and gulped. Guardian watched as an evil smirk plastered itself on Ed's face as he watched the Colonel pass by the window and she started to get nervous. Ed had an idea and, knowing Ed, it had something to do with Mustang. Guardian then looked at Al, her dark chocolate eyes wide with worry, and saw that the suit of armor was getting a little nervous, too, since he knew the look on Ed's face all too well.

"Oh man, I have an awesome idea!" Ed mumbled half to himself then he looked at everyone else sitting at the table. "I'll be right back, guys. I just have to go for a bit." With that Ed got up from the table and walked out the door, slinking behind Mustang to make sure that he wasn't going to be spotted by the Colonel. Everyone else was slightly puzzled by Ed leaving suddenly, but Guardian, Al, and Vic just shared troubled looks. The three of them had a good guess of what Ed was going to do and knew that the Colonel was most definitely involved in his plan. But Guardian didn't know whether to stay where she was or run after Ed and help him with his devious little idea.

Finally she gave in and grabbed her shoulder bag before saying a quick "I'll be right back, guys. I've got to go." and rushing out the door behind Ed. Cheshire knew why Guardian had left so suddenly and ran out after her, grabbing her own bag as well.

Guardian had to run, dodging cars and civilians, before she finally caught up to Ed. When she did, Guardian grabbed Ed's flesh hand and pulled him into the nearest alley, putting a hand on his mouth to keep him from crying out in panic. Ed was about to transmute a weapon to fend off his kidnapper, but stopped when Guardian put a finger up to her lips and quietly said, "Shush…it's okay, Ed. It's just me, Guardian. I just want to help you pull a prank on Mustang."

Guardian slowly took her hand away from Ed's mouth and he asked, "How did you know that I was going to get back at Mustang?"

Guardian smiled and shook her head. "Because I know you, Ed, and I recognized that evil look in your eyes when you saw Mustang pass by the restaurant." Ed smiled that smile that Guardian knew all too well and they started 'Mustang hunting' again, keeping out of sight so that they wouldn't be caught by the Colonel.

They followed Mustang into an alley and hid behind some garbage cans, keeping as quiet as possible. The alchemist and the Ranger were about to pounce on Roy when Ed was glomped from behind. Ed had to cover his mouth with a hand to keep himself from making a sound and alerting Mustang of their presence before turning his head to find himself face to face with Cheshire.

"Cheshire!" Guardian said as quietly as she could, shocked that Cheshire had followed them there. "What are you doing here?"

"I want to help you prank Mustang, Guardian. When I saw the evil look on Ed's face, and you two leave the restaurant so quickly, I knew that you were going to prank the Colonel."

Guardian shook her head at Cheshire and smiled with a low chuckle. "Well, we're happy for the assistance, Cheshire." Then Guardian grinned evilly and said, "Time to prank Colonel 'Sarcasm'."

Cheshire found a shovel next to a nearby doorway in the alley, grabbed it without Mustang noticing, and gave it to Ed. Ed evil grinned, giving Cheshire a silent thank you, before knocking Mustang out with a loud clang from the shovel. Guardian hoped that the Colonel hadn't gotten a head concussion from Ed hitting him with the shovel, but evil grinned as she took a blue miniskirt with silver trim out of her bag.

"Did you have that with you the whole time, Guardian?" Cheshire asked amazed. Guardian evil grinned again and said, "You never know when you're going to prank Roy-boy here." Ed chuckled darkly then helped Guardian put the miniskirt on Mustang. Once they had finished, Guardian laughed then said, "I guess the Colonel does look good in a miniskirt."

After Guardian had made a few 'alterations' to the miniskirt and the trio had left a little present for the Colonel, Fullmetal and the two Rangers fled the scene and went back to the restaurant where Vic, Aaron, Al, and the rest of the Rangers were waiting for them. The waitresses were just serving them their lunch when the three of them sat back down in their seats.

"So, what were you three up to?" Vic asked as he tucked into his salad. Ed, Guardian, and Cheshire only looked at each other and smiled before looking back at Vic.

"You'll probably find out soon enough," Ed said as they started to eat lunch.

Soon two hours had passed and the gang left the restaurant, accompanying Ed and Al to the Eastern Command Center. But before they had gotten far, they heard a voice scream at the top of his lungs, "Cheshire…Guardian…ELRIC!"

The Rangers' faces paled because they knew all too well who had screamed and looked at Cheshire, Guardian, and Ed, their eyes wide with terror. The trio looked at each other and smiled deviously. Mustang had obviously regained consciousness and listened to the little tape recorder with the message that they had left for him. Guardian smiled to herself as she remembered what they had recorded.

Five minutes earlier…

Roy woke up and put a hand to his forehead, squeezing his eyes shut in pain. The back of his head stung like crazy like someone had swung something on it really hard. But soon the pain dulled and he opened his eyes again only to find himself clad in his officer's coat, white button-up shirt, boots, and a very short royal blue miniskirt with silver trim on the edge.

"What the…!" he started to say when he noticed a little tape recorder beside him. He took the recorder in one gloved hand and pressed play. The Colonel's eyes started to burn with anger as he listened to the message recorded for him.

"Colonel Mustang is dead sexy…in a miniskirt," said the tape recorder in Ed, Guardian, and Cheshire's voices before their recorded laughter filled the air, mocking him. The Colonel gripped the tape recorder so tightly that it broke into a hundred pieces, silencing their laughter, as his whole body started shaking with anger.

"Cheshire…Guardian…ELRIC!"

Ed chuckled darkly and said with an evil smirk, his golden eyes burning deviously with amusement, "I guess the morally bankrupt Colonel is awake."

Mission Two: Knee High Socks and Dog Ears coming soon!

I hope that you all enjoyed chapter one as much as I enjoyed to write it. And again, don't be afraid to comment. All comments and critiques are very welcome.

Ed: So, what is the plan for the next mission, Guardian?

Guardian: I'll tell you soon enough, Ed, and it's going to be good. I promise.

Inuyasha: Can I join in Mission Two, Guardian?

Guardian: Of course, you can, Inuyasha!

Cheshire: The more Rangers, the merrier.

Guardian: And the more devious. (evil grins)