PASSING NOTES IN... DETENTION?
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A/N: Just a random one-shot I wrote getting ideas from some Harry Potter 'marauders' fan-fiction. Potterheads must know what I mean :) Anyways, I dedicate this piece to Droplets of Blue rain -something which I wanted to do on her birthday, but I was blank on that day. So today, exactly 6 months after your sixteenth birthday and 6 months before the seventeenth one, I dedicate this piece to you dear. You've been an awesome friend and companion since the day I joined this website and I hope that even after 40-50 years from now, we'd still be writing for this fandom :)
Note: As notes are being passed, everyone has a distinct handwriting. Here's the guide to it:
Tyson: Bold
Hilary: Normal
Tala: Bold Underlined.
Kai: Normal underlined.
Ray: Italics
Julia: Italics underlined.
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Will you go out with me, Hilary darling?
For the 19th time today, NO!
You were actually counting how many times I asked you out?
Can't you do something more productive than annoying me?
Yes I can. For instance, take you on a date?
Wipe that grin out of your face; it makes you look uglier than you actually are. And my answer is still no.
Aw sweetheart... you care for my looks so much... I'm flattered...
Shut up Granger.
Give the paper back to Hilary, Tala. You have no right in interfering when I ask a girl out.
Forget it. I like sitting with her, she lets me read the notes you pass to her giving me the special allowance of kicking you to death if necessary. Love you Hilary ;)
Love you too Tala!
Fuck off idiots.
Hahahahaha... Saw that expression on Kai's face?! Someone's jealous! I advice you run for your life Valkov!
Advice taken Ray.
Tearing a paper takes less than 20 seconds.
Really?
I highly doubt if there are words to describe your stupidity Tyson.
Excuse me Miss Tachibana, you can't insult the most handsome and brainy person here!
Exactly whom are you talking you about?
Myself!
Impossible.
Impossibly impossible.
Why I am not surprised?
You guys are just jealous of my good looks and my ability to nail any girl.
I don't see Hilary ever going out with you in remote past.
You guys are just jealous of my good looks and my ability to nail any girl except Hilary.
I don't think I need to nail girls with Mariah and Salima around.
And girls are head over heels for me.
How many girls do you see in a week Tala?
...5?
I wouldn't even dignify this with a comment.
What do girls see in a red-haired freak like you?
What they don't see in you.
Help me out here Ray!
Why?
We are friends!
Okay Tyson, but you owe me one.
Love you Ray, you're the best!
Whatever... So Tala, if girls are really head over heels for you, ask Julia out - Now.
I hate her.
That's why this is going to be fun!
Tala is afraid of rejection.
Shut up Granger. I accept the challenge. And I hate you all.
We love you too!
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Hey Julia! You and me – terrace store room – after detention.
Yeah sure. The day you and Kai will marry and have 15 kids, I will.
That was...
Hahahaha... OMG! That's why I like that Spanish.
That's why I hate that Spanish.
You can always try again you know.
I wish you preserve the little of what my dignity is left. So, no.
Honestly Tala, is this the way you ask girls out?
...Yes... why?
It's pathetic.
And obviously worse than Ray.
Excuse me?
Can't you read kitten?
Stop calling me that, Dumb Dragon.
Do you guys have nick names for everyone?
Yes. Wanna know yours?
No.
It's 'Sweetheart'.
That's why I didn't want to know.
Come on Hils! Kai named you that after all!
Tyson, I'm sure Kai would name me better than that.
I agree. At least something not as stupid as 'Sweetheart'.
I'm hurt. Make it up to me.
I prefer you stay like that.
Me too.
Me three.
Don't you guys like me at all?
No.
I like you as much as I like to spend my evenings hanging down a ceiling fan.
Or as much as marrying Daichi.
You broke my heart guys. I'm off to Kai.
As if he will repair it.
Bet he can crush it beyond repair.
Fuck off all of you. Kai, hey Kai!
What Tyson?
How did you land in detention today?
Just go away.
If you consider sitting cross-armed and staring at Hilary as a very busy job, I think I can leave you alone.
Why would I stare at Hilary?
Because you fancy her. Or is it Tala? I don't know. They are sitting together and you are staring in their direction.
Being with you for the past 3 years has given me a cupboard full of blackmail stories.
Hey dude, I was just kidding!
You dated Salima.
Honestly mate, I didn't mean you have a crush on Hilary...
For three months.
Don't tell it to Ray...
Under Ray's nose.
It was just...
You cut two inches of Hilary's hairs.
But that was a dare!
You kissed Mariah and Mariam.
It was under the mistletoe!
You burned a hole in Tala's new shirt.
I'm going to throw this paper.
You tore off Julia's project. Even dropped wine on her dress.
Please Kai, don't tell these to anyone. I don't wanna die virgin.
You better burn this paper.
Right you are mate.
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I'm so hot.
Exactly whom are you talking about?
Welcome back Tyson.
Kai pissed you off?
Shut up Valkov. How much time is left for this detention to end?
Exactly half an hour.
I regret asking the question. I still have half an hour to spend on these papers?
For the first time, I agree Tyson. Who gives marking papers of first year kids as detention?
This B*tch.
Tala! She's our teacher!
She's a B*tch. Do you realise we are suffering this detention for just arguing in class?
And I am for knocking off the vase on her table, which unfortunately, didn't even get a crack on it.
For not paying required attention.
For taking off my shirt in the class.
But still, she's our teacher you can't insult her like that! And why the fuck would anyone take off their shirt in the class?
To prove I'm hotter than Kai.
Once again - I wouldn't even dignify this with a comment.
Come on Sweetheart, you can praise him we won't mind.
Give me a reason I shouldn't kick you right now.
I'm hot.
I'm hotter.
Boys...
I'm better than you two.
As if Kitten.
Enough. What about you Julia? Why are you here?
For mixing mustard in Ming-Ming's food 'accidentally' which she had allergies from.
I would give you a Nobel Prize for that! Please say Ming-Ming got crazy...
No. She almost fainted.
Much better! I feel like dancing. Love you Julia :)
Thanks Hilary. But I wish there was poison instead...
Will you two stop with the girl talk?
At least it's more interesting than the conversations you have with those fan-girls of yours you keep snogging senselessly on the terrace.
Ever wondered why I hate you Fernandez?
Ever wondered why I despise you Valkov?
Apologies for interrupting this lovely conversation, but why do I see Professor Chickensprout coming towards us?
...Because you have eyes?
Hide the papers dunderhead!
HILARY GO OUT WITH ME!
NO!
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