"Paladins! Come quick!!!"

Hearing Allura's voice over the intercom all the paladins rush to the training room.

Shiro "Allura what's wrong?"

Allura "Coran found some Earth music when at the market the other quintet! Please listen! He hasn't shown me yet but he said it'll be great for training!"

Lance "Sweet! I can use some new tunes!"

Keith "What is it?"

Coran "I'm pressing play! Please enjoy!"

He presses the play button.

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues"

The Paladins are screaming.

Shiro's screaming like he remembers war and you'd think he's remembering his time with the Galra "TURN IT OFF!!!!!! TURN IT OFF!!!!!! TURN IT OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!"

"The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start."

Lance is curled in a ball on the floor "NO MORE NO MORE!!!!!!"

"The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep]"

Hunk has fainted

"A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding]"

Pidge is hiding in the vents with her laptop recording and crying.

"Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over."

Keith is holding his bayard on a sword "LET ME DESTROY THIS!!!!!"

"The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."

All 5 earthlings are screaming hearing the beeps.

Shiro's holding Keith back while having breakdown. Pidge is in her lion flying away but is recording them and watching a livestream while crying. Lance has also fainted with Hunk.

Allura and Coran are confused.

*beeping in the background getting faster*

Hunk and Lance wake up, scream, and lace out again.

Keith is throwing himself at the speakers shrieking.

Shiro "KEITH CALM THE QUIZNAK DOWN!! DO NOT GO GALRA!!!!!"

Keith bares his fangs "LET ME DESTROY THAT!!!!!!"

Coran pauses it and runs away.

Allura "I don't understand?"

Shiro "That's something they would play at the Garrison in pe. It's traumatizing. It's worse than being kidnapped and experimented on by the Galra."

Allura "Dear lord! What exactly is it?!"

Keith (still boarder line Galra) "You run back and forth and the beeps get fast and faster. Each one is less and less time. It's a nightmare. Horror."

"Where's Pidge?"

"I'M GONNA GO ILLEGALLY DOWNLOAD EARTH MUSIC THAT ISNT AS TRAUMATIZING!!!"

Allura "Be back for dinner! Hunk's cooking!"