"I turned into a green man and bought down a Chitauri vessel with a single punch."
"I destroyed the whole Chitauri fleet with one missile. Beat that Banner."
Bruce paused for a moment. Thor glanced at Steve, who simply rolled his eyes.
"Okay. I've got one. I body slammed an Asgardian into the ground."
"Yeah, but would you have been able to do that if you weren't a big angry green man?"
"Stark, you need a suit of armour to be cool."
"Hey!" Stark protested. "Don't mess with the suit. No-one messes with the suit. The suit is awesome!" He turned to Thor and Steve. "Wouldn't you agree? The suit is cool, right?"
"I'm staying out of this," Thor said, chuckling slightly. Steve only rolled his eyes, and then he opened his mouth to say something scathing. However, he didn't get a chance to speak, as Clint and Natasha had come back, having finished ordering. Natasha quickly slid in beside Thor, whilst Clink sat opposite her, beside Steve.
"Food's ordered. Staff are a little freaked out though," Natasha informed them, sighing slightly.
"By what, exactly?" Stark asked. The others laughed.
"Stark, as you said to my brother, here we have me, a demigod. Then we have a super soldier, along with two super agents and a man with what I believe you refer to as 'breathtaking anger management issues'," Thor paused before continuing, raising an eyebrow. "It should not take a genius of your calibre to work it out."
Stark shrugged.
"Whatever. Oh!" he exclaimed suddenly, looking back at Bruce. "I don't become a nudist in inappropriate places."
"Okay, I'll give you that one," Banner muttered, smiling warmly at the waitress. The reason he was smiling was because it was an attempt to calm her. It failed, as the waitress stepped forward, carrying six plates of shawarma and every part of her was shaking with awe. Banner smiling at her only served to increase her shaking, which caused the plates to wobble precariously. Quickly, each of the Avengers took their own plate and began to eat. The waitress couldn't disappear quickly enough, presumably to gossip with her colleagues. All was a silent for a while as the Avengers ate, until Banner suddenly gave out a cry.
"Hey! Just thought of another one. One that proves that I was even more badass than you. And even you can't argue with it."
"Really?" Stark said, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah. I saved you from dying."
As one, the Avengers looked towards Stark, who had paused in his eating and was now staring at Banner.
"All right. You win."