So I decided it would be better for this series to be separated from the main story. For newcomers, this is a spin-off series of the fic "A Chance to Live". RWBBYlands Chibi is mostly non-canon (will alert when it is canon) where the main characters find themselves in weird, crazy and/or funny situations. Note that you are free to send a PM where you describe a scene you would like to see or share. I will, of course, write your name at the title of the scene.
Enough talk, enjoy!
EDIT: Sigh* Guess our benevolent dic-, I mean, Admins do not wish to see stories in such formats, so I changed it a bit. In my opinion it will not have the same effect as before.
Scene 0 – Intro
Out of nowhere comes Ruby, pushing the comically large title text of her show. She is tired, but keeps pushing anyways. As soon as she finishes the job, she notices the camera and bounces towards it. She is smiling and waving.
"Hello!"
While she keeps watching, the CL4P-TP unit comes into view and notices the title text as well as Ruby's signature emblem. Being a dick that he is, Claptrap first gave a robotic middle finger to it all and then proceeded to draw a blue penis on the emblem. He decided to turn towards the camera as soon as he was done.
"Yo dawg!" He greeted.
"Huh?"
Confused, Ruby turned around and with and yelled.
"Hey!"
Ruby ran towards her rose emblem, freaking out at the abomination that dared to ruin its purity. Meanwhile, Claptrap rolls towards the screen.
"What the **** you came here for?" He said to the camera. "Is it peanuts? Because we have no peanuts."
Braylon can be heard yelling "Speak for yourself!" off screen.
Dismissing the Chibi Vault Hunter, Claptrap continued.
"But we have some really cool stuff called..."
Unfortunately, Ruby's emblem fell on its owner and the "Chibi" part exploded. "RWBY" part fell to the ground and the giant Y detached from the rest of the word.
Claptrap started yelling.
"****! I TOLD YOU TO BE READY, MORONS! WHO CAN SLEEP DURING THIS ****?! COME ON!"
Braylon appears on screen in welder clothes and carries a large B. He fuses said B with the rest of RWBY. A random worker brings "lands" which was added to the word "RWBBY". Two ropes fell from above and Braylon attaches them to "RWBBY". He waves with his arms and the gargantuan word was soon rising. Two workers bring "Chibi" below "RWBBYlands". Braylon lifts up Ruby's emblem, completely unaware of the red reaper, and flips it to the other side. He starts painting the Vault symbol. The V inside the circle was slightly inclined to the right.
"Meh, close enough." He shrugged.
And then Wiess, Blake and Yang show up. The blone runs towards her sister, panicking. Weiss is complaining as always and Blake is reading a book.
Claptrap slaps his eye and sighs.
The screen turns to static.
Scene 1 – Ruby the Psychic
(AN: Play "Sneaky Snitch" from Kevin Macleod.)
Ruby wakes up.
"Hmm... Cookie time!"
The fifteen-year-old smiles as she goes down from her bed, goes to the kitchen and sees the cookie jar above the fridge. Knowing that she cannot reach it, she takes a chair and uses it to reach said jar. As soon as she grabs itm she falls on the ground and off screen. But hey, at least she raises the cookie jar intact!
"Still here!... Ouch."
She slowly gets up and and puts the jar on the table. Excited, opens the jar. Her smile was quickly transformed intoa deadpan* and her right eye twitches once. She returns to the main room, shouting: "Who stole my cookies from the cookie jar?!"
As if to give her a clue, every girl had a deadpan expression on her face. What about braylon? He was... smiling. A wide, toothy grin.
"BRAYLON!"
The Vault Hunter, still grinning, turns his eyes towards the camera.
"This woman must be some kind of a psychic!"
Scene 2 – Wrong Dummy
Braylon and Jaune are outside of the Academy and stare at the target dummy. Both are a bit distant from each other. Jaune is happy while Braylon is deadpanning and holding his trusty Fornax, charged and ready to fire.
"Alright Braylon.", Jaune started dramatically, "That is our alien threat and is about to attack Remnant! (Braylon looks at the audience.) Remember. That dummy is our enemy. Kill the dummy. Kill the dummy!" He yells and points at the sky. "KILL!"
Camera suddenly to Braylon who makes an angry face and fires at Jaune who was off screen. After a loud explosion and an earthquake later, the camera zooms out to reveal a completely black and fuming Jaune.
"Wrong dummy." He deadpanned.
Braylon deadpanned too, "Then be more specific."
*Narrow, closed eyes and straight mouth. Have no idea how to call this expression.
I think this is will be all for the first episode since it is a pilot. As you can see, scenes will be short to keep the "RWBY Chibi" feeling to it.
I hope you enjoyed.
