Harry gets a new shampoo and Draco teases him.
Disclaimer: This is getting annoying, no I do not and will not ever own it.
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"Harry!"
"Yea?"
"What's this?"
"My new shampoo"
"Aussie dual personality root cleanser + tip mender shampoo?"
"What's wrong with that?"
"'Got the greasies at the roots and frazzles at the ends? Even them out! This ph-balanced recipe ceases the grease and quenches those ends'"
"What are you laughing at?"
"Didn't know your hair was so greasy and frazzled"
"You know how it gets after qudditch! And look whose talking Mister Lavender bath salts!"
"Hey leave my hygiene out of this!"
"What's the big deal about my stupid shampoo?"
"It's a girly shampoo"
"Again I mention the bath salts"
"You know you like them too"
"Shut up Draco"
"No"
"-Sighs- I could show why I like this shampoo so much"
"How?"
"Let's see, we'd need my shampoo, me, a shower, and you"
"I think I'm starting to like this shampoo"
"Maybe we could even have a bath too"
"Sounds nice"
"Good, I'll just go break into your bathroom cabinet then"
"Wait a second, Harry get back here!"
"Not until you give me back my shampoo!"
"Grease-head!"
"Bath Salts!"
"Freakin Boy-who-wouldn't-die!"
"Hygiene obsessed!"
"Argh!"
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Well? my first H/D fic! I might make this into a series of one-shots, what do ya think? Review!