Authors note: This is an Adventure time Au. The point of diversion to the original timeline is going to be shown in the future. (if im still working on this.) Hope you have some fun at least.

BEE!Adventure Time AU

Meet the Ice King

Modern day Ooo

"The Ice Kingdom. The most dangerous, mysterious place in the Land of Ooo! They say that an old wizard governs it.

In the Legends it is said that the storm wall that now surrounds it didn't always exist, but was created by the twisted king that wished total isolation.

The King himself has an heart as cold as the land he commands…"

"Wow. That's some heavy stuff bro."

"Yeah, but imagine it! If we managed to get in and out of there we would be the most legendaries adventurers of all time!" A human boy with a bear hat and a yellow dog debated as they readed an old looking book, the 'Old Legends of Ooo', while sitting comfortably in the sofa of their totally cool Tree house.

"I wonder if there's any treasures in there." pondered out loud the dog.

"Do you want to check out? And become a legend in the process!?" the boy excitedly asked his dog companion.

"Heck yeah Finn! You know it!" said he god also getting excited.

"Then what time is it Jake!?"

"It's Adventure Time!"

They both first bumped and started preparing for their next adventure. The human boy, Finn, grabbed a old beaten sweater, his sword and some snacks, wile Jake, the magic dog, had already stretched to the door and impatiently waited at it.

"Ok, I'm ready!" Finn exclaimed as he slided down the stairs to the treasure room, which was also were the door was.

"About time!" Using his magic stretching abilities, Jake opened the door with one swift movement and grabbed fin with the other hand. He then proceeded to grown in size, while also putting Finn on his back to ride on him.

"Do you think the other rumors are true too?" Finn asked as Jake stretched across the Grasslands.

"The ones were he is madly uglies or the the ones where he kidnaps people?"

"Ha, ha, the ones where he kidnaps people."

The distance between the borders of the Ice Kingdom's Storm Wall shortening.

"People say that those who try to enter the Ice Kingdom disappear… And NEVER come back…" the boy said the last part in an ominous, over dramatic tone.

"No worries! If it's true we'll just have to rescue them and kick the Ice King's butt!" Jake morphed more two arms in front of Finn and punched the air a few times to emphasize his statement. This got some giggles from the boy.

"Yeah! We'll kick his butt!"

They soon got to the borders of the ice land. There was amos a kilometer or so of snow before a giant wall of swirling mist and clouds. It seemed to be as tall as the tallest trees in Ooo, they bet it could even reach Cloud Kingdom!

"Woa..." Now don't be fooled, they have been there many times before but the sight never failed to amaze them.

After staring at it for some time, Jake shrinked back to his regular dog size and put Finn on the ground besides him.

"Soooo… How do we get in?" he asked.

Finn concentratedly gazed at the colossal wall. The was even a tongue poking out to show how concentrated he was in this task.

"What if I run head on to see if there's a real wall in there?" Finn finally said after a couple of seconds.

"Eh? You're sure about that?" Jake septicaly asked. That was not the most brilliant of plans.

"Mmmhmm! You tie one of your paws at me! We can't see anything past this mist so if there's a pit I won't fall to my death!"

"Mmm.. Seems reasonable." So then Jake proceeded in doing Finn's plan.

They positioned themselves 10 meters away from the wall.

"Ready?" Jake asked one last time.

"You know I am!" Finn was already running towards the wall. "See you on the other siiiiiiiiiiiiii-" And his voice got muffled by the sound of strong winds.

"Wow! Jake had to take a moment to regain his footing. Finn had taken off too fast. " Heh, classic Finn."

He waited for some time, humming some nice tunes to himself. But the more he waited the more he felt uneasy. His arm was tingling in a not funny way and Finn was taking too long to either call him over to the other side or come back.

"Hey! Buddy! You ok in there!?" Jake yellet the the howling winds. There was no answer. "Finn! Come on man! If this is a prank it's not funny!" And again, no response came. " I'm going to pull back now ok!?" He started pulling his noodle arms back gradually. Boy did they hurt! Must got frozen just like Finn here- "OH MY GLOB FINN!"

Finn was frozen in a block of Ice with Jake's paw still warped on him.

"Ok! Ok Jake don't freak out! You just gotta get him out of the ice! That's' it!" He stretched back into the grasslands while still staying close to the Ice Kingdom borders. "The sun is gonna get you out of the buddy, nice and easy!"

Some hours later, Finn and Jake's arms where out of the ice. Finn was still shivering though.

"Ok, so runnig in is out of question, if we don't want to be frozen alive."

"Y-Y-yeah du-du-de…"

"Drink more of this coffee bro." Jake held the thermos out for Finn.

"Th-thankkss Ja-aake."

After unfreezing a bit more, they were ready to try again.

"Running in don't work, so what if we tried to go OVER the wall?" The human boy pondered staring up.

"Can do!" Jake was already reshaping himself. He made safe seat for Finn right in the place of his belly and morphed his upper body in a protective dome shape. "Allow me." He said as he opened a 'door' for Finn to enter.

"He,he."

After getting Finn getting in on him, Jake started to stretch up. And this was going to take some time. He needed to be careful with this wind going about.

Finn started humming to himself.

"Going to Ice Kingdom,

laughing in the face of doom!

All this ice and snow,

Is just for big show

It'll not slow me down!

Imma gonna get in!

Defeat the evil within!

Or my name is not Fiin!"

Finn smiled, proud of himself for his small rimes.

"Nice one dude." Jake praised him.

"Thanks bro."

Jake keep on growing to reach the top, but the higher he grew the less balance he had.

"Uhh, Finn? I don't know if I can reach all the way up there."

"What? But you have stretched way higher than this before!"

"Yeah, but there was always something to support on or no wind to throw me off balance! The wind here is too strong! We're going to get blown anay!"

"Aww man! Can't you try just a little bit more? For your bro?" And Finn proceeded to make pleading eyes to his brother.

"Hummmm… You know I can't say no to that face."

"Yeah-he! Go Jake! Go! Go Jake! Go! Go Jake! Go!" The cheering only got Jakes impulsive side to gave in even faster. But as predicted, Jake lost his balance and both dog and boy got blowed away.

To their luck, they landed in a pile of snow. there they stayed for a bit. Quite in misery, since all their ideas until now have failed. After allowing themselves to rest for one more moment Jake finally said something.

"Hey I know! If we can't go over it!..." He shaped one of his hands in a small Finn and Jake and the other in a wall to demonstrate. " We can go under it!" And made the lil FInn and Jake pass under his hand-wall. "Nice and easy!"

Finn starred as Jake reshaped his body again, this time to look like an an drilling machine.

"I'll be back in a minute!" And down he dug.

Like he said, he was back in a minute. But with his head frozen.

"Jake!" Finn immediately was at his side, sword in hand.

After carving Jake's head out of the ice they both sat down in the snow.

"Apparently there's some kind of force field down there."

"Aww nuts…" Finn said in a disappointed tone.

"Yep. It is really impossible to get in the Ice Kingdom. I give up! Wanna go grab some hot cocoa with marshmallow and get under a blanket?" the tired dog said getting up and walking away.

"No way man! A hero never gives up!" He dramatically turned to the storm wall. "This is not even the final boss! I'll not be defeated by a bunch of clouds!"

"Dude, it's impossible to get in. Accept that. You need to know when to give up!"

"Never! I am going to get in there somehow!"

While Finn was screaming nonsense about the wall, and some motivacional discourse or whatever, something came out of the storm wall.

Jake grabbed Finn and quickly hided behind a mount of snow.

"Hey what was that fo-" Jake's finger on his face made him shut up.

"Look!" He whispered and pointed to the wall's general direction.

Finn stared, at first seeing nothing, but then noticed that some kind of snow creature was coming out of the wall. A bubble surrounded him as he came and dissolved after he exited the storm. It held a bucket. The snow man-shaped creature throwed whatever was in the bucket otu and the started walking back to the wall of clouds.

"There's our chance!" Jake whispered to Finn and both of them sneaked after the snowman.

They aproxed as close as they dared, and when the snow man entered the wall again the bubble reformed. There was just space enough to keep the 5 or 6 steps away from the snow creature. No wind or snow seemed to be able to get in the bubble.

"Algebraic…" Finn said. The snowman stopped and Finn soon realized his mistake. Jake made a face at him but said nothing. The snow man turned around and both adventures followed suit. Everytime the snowman turned to one side so did they to stay behind him.

Soon the snowman gave up and proceeded in getting back on track. After walking for 10 mins or so, sunlight was visible again from what seemed to be the other side of the storm.

The sight before them was beautiful. Big mountains covered in snow, a tiny city of iglus a bit far, and to their surprise, a green are with pine trees and more.

The snow man continued in his merry way oblivious to the two trespassers that got in the kingdom with him.

"Dude we did it! We are IN the Ice Kingdom!" Finn could barely contain his excitement. "We are going to be legends!"

Jake stared around still mesmerized by the sight. "Wow it looks nothing like I had imaginated."

"How so?"

"I'd always figured it'd be a little more depressing and scary, but this is a actually pretty nice place!"

Finn then remembered the 2° reason they got in the kingdom in the first place. "Let's see if we can find the missing people or the Ice King! Or both!"

"Okay, get on my gut!" Jake said growing to twice of Finn's height. "We are going to rescue some people! And hopefully find treasure too!"

Jake laid down in the snow and propelled himself by transforming his apendges in snow tractill wells.

"ADVENTUREEEEE!" Both yelled as they go.

The passes lots of small mountains gaining speed at each downslide, getting in secret tunnels and causing some damage where they passed. So far the ran over a group of penguins, destroyed the head of an snowman (luckily they don't die so easily) and were causing quite the comotion.

Jake eventually took a wrong turn and flew right in a snow wall. Both he and Finn laughed anyway.

"Let's do it again!" Finn got back up and ran out the hole.

He was laughing still till he sensed sensed something was off. The air suddenly got a lot colder and the soft mist got thicker and thicker.

"Uhhh, Jake?" When the dog got out of the hole and also noticed something was wrong.

The mist got thicker to the point where they could only see 3 or 4 meters ahead of them.

"Who dares enter the Ice Kingdom!?" a voice shouted out of nowhere.

"Oh no…" whispered Jake to Finn "Do you think that's the Ice King?"

A bolt hit the ground before them and created an icicle as big as Jake.

"Yep, pretty sure it is!" Finn said grabbing his sword.

"I'll ask only one more time… Who are you and what do you want here!?" the angry voice asked again, this time Finn could see white eyes glaring at them.

"I am Finn the Human! And I'm here to rescue all the people you have kidnapped!"

The glowing eyes blinked a couple of times, still seeing to process what it just heard. "Wait what? Did you say human? And where did you get that i kid-WOWZERS!" Finn doved to the silhouette that seemed to be of the Ice King, but he dodged in the last second further back into the mist.

"What in the blazes was that for!?" the Ice King cried.

"We know of you evil schemes! Release all the people you took prisoner!" Jake also tried to tackle the wizard from behind but again the Ice King was faster.

"Evil schemes!? What are you talking about-" and he had to dodge another sword slash. "OKAY THAT'S IT!" Two bolts of snow shot from the Ice King's hands and hit each of our heroes in the chest, encaging both from toe to neck in ice.

Finn and Jake struggled for a bit but there's no way they were going to be able to break this ice.

"Uh oh…" they both whined.

"Uh oh indeed." the thick mist that surrounded them dissipated and they finally could see the Ice King clearly. He was nothing like what people described. They expected an old looking loser with blue skin and a stupid crown or something and what they got was a seemingly middle age olive skinned man, wearing a green sweater vest and glasses. But what most shocked them is that he looked human.

"Now I want both of you to explain to me what all this nonsense is about and why are you here." he said in a warning tone.

Finn was wide eyed, his mouth hung agape. He was at a lost of words.

"Dude… Are you really the Ice King?" Jake asked instead.

The Ice King groaned. He was not going to get any answer from those two. Well, he might as well check out if what the boy said is true. He walked closer to Finn.

"Hey! Keep away from my boy Finn!" Jake barked.

"And you stay quiet if you don't want to know what is like to be an icicle." Jake retorted him anyway.

"Why are you doing this man just let us go! This does not go well with your fame of evil wizard!"

The Ice King turned with an incredulous look at him."Why I am doing this? You two invade my kingdom, destroy innocent hardworking penguin houses, almost obliterate one of my best farmer snowman and I am the evil one? You two deserve to go to jail or something worse!"

Jake suddenly realized that he was right, they did do all that, and now he felt really bad about it all. But he still was not going to admit it. "But-But then why did you go all menacing and stuff on us huh!? Classic evildoers moove!"

The Ice King's face was almost red now. "You two are tressparses. I have all the rights to be menacing as I want if it is to defend my land! I keep this magic wall up exactly to keep nuisances like you out!"

Now Jake was shrinking on himself (literally). He decided to be quiet and accept anything that came their way now.

During this whole ordeal Finn was still seemingly frozen in place watching everything the olive skinned man did. He didn't react as he got close. He didn't react as he loomed over him. But he did react when a cold hand started to slide under his hat.

"H-Hey! What are you doing!?" He exclaimed trying to get away, but to no avail.

The Ice King didn't respond at first. He stared intensely at the boy after he found what he was looking for under the hat. "You were really telling the truth…" he took his hand off and out of Finn's hat. A distant look on his face he still stared at Finn but not quite at HIM. His mind seemed to be thousands of miles away. "I though they all were gone…"

Finn was red faced, cold, confused and scared, but the only question in his mind right now was "Are you human too!?"

This snapped the Older man out of his trance. His stared at Finn and turned his gaze at Jake. One million things seeming to go through his head at the same time. He finally sighed. With a flick of his finger the ice engaging the two heros melted "Come with me. I do think we have quite a LOT to talk about."