This is a novelization of the Jaws recut video by WTMRecut. All rights with fair use. Jaws is property of Universal.
Out in the sea off the coast of Amity Island, there was boat named the Orca. The Boat had three members. The Captain, James Quint, Naval Veteran and Professional Shark Hunter. The Amity Island Sheriff, Martin Brody. and the half-assed astronaut Matthew Hooper. They were on a mission to hunt down a 25 foot Great White Shark that has been terrorized the coast of New England and the three were sent by the mayor to put an end to the beast's rampage.
Little do they realize, that bad teamwork was gonna bring disastrous results.
"Orca Crew Kills Each Other"
At the the front of the pulpit of the Orca, was Captain James Quint ready with his harpoon gun, excitement on his face as we was gonna pop a cap in the fish's anal fin.
"He's comin'... he he he he's coming!", giggled Quint. He looked around at his side to make sure Hooper had the yellow keg tied up and ready. "Hooper, get clear of the barrel." To his confusion, Hooper was not there. "Hooper?"
Hooper went into the Cabin to do who knows what, Brody informed Quint he had business to do. "I'm gonna make a phone call.", said the Chief.
Brody went into the cabin to pick up the radio as Quint was yelling for Hooper's name.
"Hello? Hello? Mayday Orca. Coastguard?" While Brody was trying to contact Amity Point Station, and Hooper fiddling with his gadgets, a shadow casted over the Sheriff and the Biologist. They turned their heads and looked out the cabin door, and to their shock, it was Quint.
With a wooden bat.
"SON OV'A BITCH!"
Quint whacked Hooper across the face with the bat, sending him flying into the engine where he exploded, along with some windows that allowed water to rush in. The explosion knocked Brody and Quint off their feet, scrambling to raise themselves out of the water. Even though Quint was happy Hooper was dead, Brody wasn't having it. Furious, he grabbed a floating air tank and bashed Quint's hand making him shriek in pain.
"You're certifiable Quint! YOU'RE CERTIFIABLE!" Yelled Brody as he beat Quint to death, blood spitting out of his mouth. Before he could celebrate killing the captain, the shark, watching them kill each other the whole time, barged in the window and chomped down on Brody. "AAAAAAHHHHH!" was all that heard before the shark claimed its prize and dragged the dead chief under.
Bad teamwork brought their demise.