It was a warm, sunny day and Katara was walking in the park with Akemi. To their surprise they stumbled across two dogs making out. Not knowing what they were doing, the four year old asked," What are they doing?"

Katara didn't know how to answer the girl so she said," They're baking a cake."

A couple of days later , Akemi came up to her mother while she was cleaning. " Mommy, I know what you and daddy were doing yesterday night."

"What are we doing, sweetie," Katara asked anxiously.

"You were baking a cake," Akemi said with a giggle.

"H... How do you know?"

"Because I licked the icing off the couch and I saw daddy squirting some icing into your mouth. Except your squirter was round and daddy's was like a cylinder," explained Akemi.

'Oh crap!', thought Katara before locking herself in her bedroom and falling asleep.

Katara woke up to find zuko walking in through the front door looking like a hot mess: his buttons undone and his hair was messy, but that was what made him look hotter. As the waterbender went to kiss her husband , her 17 year old daughter walked past her dad not saying as much a hello . Zuko glared at the teen before looking down and finding Akemi staring at him." Daddy, can I have some icing?"

Zuko went over to the fridge searching for the icing. "No, I want icing from your squirter!" Shouted Akemi impatiently.

"What squirter?" Zuko said raising an eyebrow.

"That one," Akemi said pointing to Zuko's Penis.

Zuko turned to Katara," She wants me to use my dick as a icing squirter?"

Katara bit her lip. Zuko sighed then walked toward his room .

Moments later Katara followed him. She found Zuko lying on the bed topless, his hair as dark as the shadest night . Katara smiled and went to their bathroom to dress . She came back with her pjs on, which was no more then a short, violet nightgown. She got on the bed, turned Zuko around and got on top of him. He smirked and started kissing her neck. Katara loved it when he touched her. Just then she felt a warm hand on her back towards her bra. As Zuko undid her bra , he pushed his lips and her lips together. But then one word stopped it all "cake" Katara slowly backed away and said, " We can't do this, Zuko"

Zuko raised his hands in the air then collapsed unto his Knees infront of the waterbender. "What have I done?" Zuko asked.

Katara explained to Zuko what happened the other day with Akemi. " For fuck sake, Katara," Zuko exclaimed. But it was ok because tomorrow had to be a brighter day. But he still went to bed , hot and very pissed .

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It was Thursday and 3 months from now was Akemi 5th birthday. "It's my birthday in three months daddy and I want a gigantic fairy cake!" Akemi said excited. Zuko froze, he was in no position to get her a cake. " shit," Zuko said loudly .

"Language, babe," Katara said grabbing a plate full of pancakes and putting them infront of Akemi ."Yeah, you shouldn't use language like that around Akemi," shila said patronisingly as if Zuko was a two year. Anger struck Zuko, his face went red and he roared out in anger, fire coming out from his mouth and two hands. Katara waterbended at him which put out the flames. And Zuko stormed out of the house driving away in his jeep.

Zuko's day was not good. He shared the top position at his work with Jet . "Bad ass" was Jet's middle name. He kept going on about how great his life was and how he couldn't believe Katara ended up with Zuko. That pissed Zuko off, if there was one thing Jet didn't have but that Zuko desevered , it was Katara. So after work Zuko decided to meet up with Chen, Aang and the bro Sokka. They'd all agreed to go to a night club called SH diamond. "What's up brother," greeted Sokka. After giving each other manly hugs they went in. Zuko drank a couple of shots and saved a beer bottle in his bag while catching up with Chen. On the other hand, after getting drunk , Aang and Sokka went to get personal lap dances from Suki and Ty Lee. Ty Lee was wearing nothing more than a crop top and a short skirt and Suki a black bra and bright red shorts. After a couple of hours Zuko and Chen said goodbye and drove home while the other two had asses in their faces.

Zuko came home to find Katara and Akemi waiting for him. "How was work, honey?" Asked Katara with a smile.

"Nomal"

"What do you mean normal?"

"What I mean by normal, dear wife is it was shitty, that idiot Jet pisses me off and God dammit , he needs his ass's kicked! Son of a..."

"Zuko!" Interrupted Katara.

"Son of a what, daddy," questioned Akemi

"Son of bitch honey , now go to bed," replied Zuko

"What's a bitch?"

"Kill me now," said Zuko.

"So where did you go? Let me guess a night club with Sokka", Katara asked raising the beer bottle he put in his bag earlier ."Cute, but hey it could've been worse! Sokka insisted I get a personal lap dance, but it was too much," responded Zuko.

"I see, but since when do you go to a night club with my brother and not come back unconscious or with strippers?" Katara said emptying his beer bottle.

"Hey , I was gonna drink that shit!"

"Yeah and that shit is bad for you," stated Katara. Then they both laughed.