Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters.

These fics will contain both het and slash. Consider yourself warned.


I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this

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It was official. Bruce Wayne—the handsome playboy billionaire desired by ladies the world over—was finally getting married.

The lucky lady?

Clark Kent.

The Bruce-bashing party had been Veronica's idea. The guest list was comprised of a select few of Bruce's ex-flames and current castoffs. There was Miss Vreeland herself, as well as Princess Diana, Zatanna Zatara, Selina Kyle, Vicki Vale, Sasha Bordeaux, Dinah Lance, and poor Lois Lane—who had loved both men at one point or another.

Zee's memory of the night was rather hazy, so she wasn't sure how all of this had started.

Maybe it was when a drunken Veronica had tried to whisper to Lois and ended up licking her ear?

Or perhaps it was when Zee, who was a bit tipsy herself, had tried to magically clean some spilled wine from Selina's dress and ended up vanishing the whole garment?

Of course, it could have been when Dinah had become so turned on by Diana's slightly slurred stories of life on Themyscira that she leaned over and kissed the princess full on the mouth.

Actually, it really doesn't matter who started it. For now, Zee was content to just lie here, running her fingers through Veronica's red hair, her head pillowed on Diana's amazing breasts and Sasha's powerful legs wrapped around her from behind.

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Author's Notes:The prompts were "Veronica Vreeland / Zatanna" and "Sasha Bordeaux / Zatanna".

I'm trying to get back into writing fiction, but I'm a bit out of practice. ("A bit" meaning seven years.) What follows is my first attempts of writing prompts from Liviapenn's Random Pairing and Random Scenario Generators for the DCU. These flash-fics will contain both het and slash. These aren't beta-ed, but constructive criticism is welcome and even encouraged.

Also, no matter how hard I tried, I simply could not find an even remotely logical way to pair Kilowog with Lucius Fox. If anyone else wants to take a shot at it, be my guest.