Drunk izaya, one shot.

"Yes, Shizuo, my birthday is today! You have to come to my party!" Shinra exclaimed through the phone, startling me.

"Yeah, sure, ill be at your house later." I heard him shuffle through the phone. "Don't worry Shizuo, I don't need a present! I just want you to come." I blushed through the phone, glaring at the floor. "Yeah, bye." I clicked my phone and grumbled.

What? He thinks I don't have enough money or something? Well, that is true! But still! I kicked my shoes off and looked into the bathroom mirror, sighing.

It's going to be a long day...

-Time Skip-

"WHAT THE FUCK SHINRA?!" Shinra shrunk back visibly, a worried look across his face.

"Now now Shizuo, izaya is my friend to." I raised my fist in the air at those words, feeling something grabbing my body and pulling It back, ignoring my protests. Izaya just sat there at the table with that stupid grin on his face.

I turned to face the door, but a shadow blocked it. I turned. "Shizuo, it's my birthday you can't leave." I glared at him, "If your house gets trashed then don't blame me." I sat down on the couch as Shinra handed everyone a drink and sitting next to me. "What's this?" I asked. "Just some alcohol", Shinra replied simply.

I looked over as izaya poured himself another glass. "Moooore~ more~" He moaned. Shinra pulled the glass away.

"No izaya, you already had seven glasses."

"WAH! Give me that back, shiki!" We all blinked at him. "Shiki?" I questioned. "He's worse then I thought," Shinra commented and laughed. Izaya drunkly climbed on top of Shinra, "Give me that backkkk!" He giggled loudly as Shinra handed me the drink.

Keep away from izaya.

I got up and quickly dumped out the rest of the alcohol and glared at the flea. "Shinra, I should go before I kill him. He's even more annoying." I turned to leave as I heard a scream,"NO! Shizuo it's my birthday! Stay!" Turning around, I saw izaya laying on the couch, reaching out to me. "Noooo, If he leaves ill be all alone!"

We all turned and looked at him quizzically. Shinra asked, "Who? Why, Izaya?"

Izaya rubbed his face. "I-I need him, if he's not here, ill be all alone, my husband.." Everyone's face dropped, and I face palmed. I angrily walked over to the couch and threw izaya off of it, taking his spot. "So, Shinra-" I stopped abruptly as I heard a noise.

Crying.

We all looked down at izaya, shocked he sat up slowly and sobbed, "WAH, even my husband doesn't want me, I'm so lonely..I-" he was cut off as more tears fell. Shinra whispered to me as I sighed and stood up, grabbing izaya and carrying him out the door.

-Time Skip-

"Izaya, would you shut the hell up already?" I growled as he sobbed louder, is this ever going to end?! I through him on my couch, walking away. I turned around as I heard the crying stop. "S-S-Shizu-chan..stay," he weakly reached out to me, and I grumbled, laying down next to him on the already small couch.

Once this is over, I'm totally leaving. I looked away, blushing as I felt him breath on my neck.