Stan was getting ready to Halloween, after he got ready he went downstairs, he was with a Chewbacca mask on his face, his older sister Shelly went until him, "hahahaha, you look ugly, turd!" says Shelly mocking him, "at least i don't have to wear braces that make me look like a moron!" says Stan angrily, Shelly starts to punch Stan, he falls in the floor, Sharon comes to see what happened, "what's going on?" asks Sharon, "mom, that fucking idiot teased me just because i have to wear braces." says Shelly angrily and pointing to Stan, "she said that my costume was ugly!" says Stan angrily and pointing to Shelly, "listen if you two continue the fight, i'm going to ground you both." yells Sharon angrily, however, the doorbell rang, Sharon opens the door, was Kyle who was with his little brother Ike who was in the baby carriage, Kyle was dressed as the Solar system while Ike was dressed as a star, "hi mrs. Marsh." says Kyle cheerfully, Ike make babyish and cheerful sounds, "hi Kyle, come in." says Sharon politely, Kyle and Ike come into the Marshes house, "hi Stan." says Kyle, "hi Kyle", "you dressed as..." says Stan, "i'm dressed as the Solar System and Ike is dressed as a star." says Kyle who looks cheerfully to Ike, "babababababa" says Ike, "oh, i loved your Chewbacca costume" says Kyle, "thanks, Kyle." says Stan, he looks to his mother, "mom, can we go now?" asks Stan, "sorry Stan, but i can't take you to Halloween, i'm too busy and i don't trust your father to take you to Halloween." explains Sharon, "so who is going to take us to halloween?" asks Stan, "Shelly, you're going to take Stan, Kyle and Ike to Halloween." says Sharon, "what the fuck?" asks Stan, "what? No way! I'm don't wanna take the turd and his turd friends to Halloween." says Shelly angrily, "hey! Ike is not a turd!" says Kyle angrily, "shut up, turd!" says Shelly angrily, she looks to her mother, "I'm very busy too." says Shelly trying to convince her. "Shelly!" says Sharon angrily, "ok, ok, let's go turds, i mean Stan and his friends." says Shelly annoyed, "mom, no!" begs Stan, "you're going to have fun and don't go back to home too late." says Sharon, Stan, Kyle, Shelly and Ike quit the house, they walk across the street, until they stop, "Alright turds! I'm going to be clear, it's better you don't mess with me or i'm going to beat up you!" warns Shelly angrily, "you're gonna beat up Ike too?" asks Kyle, "yeah! I'm going to beat up him too." replies Shelly angrily, Kyle, Stan and Ike get scared" "ok, we will not mess with you!" says Kyle frightened, "yeah, we promise!" says Stan frightened, "that's good!" says Shelly angrily, they continue to walk until they find Cartman, Kenny, Karen and Kevin, Cartman was dressed as Hitler, Karen was dressed as a fairy and Kenny and Kevin weren't wearing costumes, "hi Stan, hi Jew, hi little dildo and hi ugly bitch!" says Cartman mockingly, "shut up fatass and my brother is not a dildo!" replies Kyle angrily, "don't call me fat, stupid Jew!" says Cartman angrily, suddenly Shelly kicks Cartman in the balls, he starts to feel pain, "this is for calling me of ugly bitch, fat turd!" says Shelly angrily, "what do you want Cartman?" asks Stan, "well, i'm asking for candies with Kenny and his siblings and we're getting a lot of candy." says Cartman proudly, "(stop of lying Cartman)" says Kenny angrily, "listen Kenny, i'm the one who knows how to get candy, so, shut the fuck up!" says Cartman angrily, "you have to take care of them, Kevin?" asks Shelly, "yeah, unfortunately." says Kevin, "i know how you feels." says Shelly, "where's your costume Kenny?" asks Stan, "(well, i didn't had money enough for two costumes, so, i decided to use the money to make Karen's costume)", says Kenny looking to Karen, "i'm a fairy", says Karen imitating a fairy, "awwww, that's very sweet from you Kenny." says Kyle kindly, "(thank you, Kyle, i always try to keep my little sister happy.)" says Kenny cheerfully, "i also always try to keep my little brother happy." says Kyle cheerfully, "sometimes i wish to have a little brother or a little sister" says Stan smiling, "but i have a cruel big sister instead!" he says angrily and looking to Shelly, "shut up, turd!" says Shelly angrily, "you guys are fags." says Cartman, "shut up Cartman!" says Stan, Kyle and Kenny angrily, "like i said before, we're getting more candy while you didn't even started to ask for candy, Hahahahaha, we have more candies than you, we have more candies than you." says Cartman mocking them, "this is true Kenny?" asks Stan, ("we have only more candy in comparison with you, but we actually didn't got too much candy because of Cartman's Hitler costume.") explains Kenny, "it's not my fault that they don't admire Hitler, who is one of the if the coolest guy ever, but anyway we still have more candy than you!" says Cartman, " you think that you are winning? So, how about if we bet in which group gain more candy, the losers has to do anything that the winners says for one week. " says Kyle angrily, "two weeks!" says Cartman, "alright, my group who is formed by me, Stan, Ike and Shelly will compete against your group who is formed by you, Kenny, Karen and Kevin" says Kyle, "Kyle, are you sure that this is sensible?" asks Stan, "shut up, turd! I want to enslave the fat turd and his group!" says Shelly angrily, "let's start now!" yells Kyle, Kyle's group and Cartman's group separate to pick up candies. End of first chapter.