sam was in the motel room bcus dena and cas were out having hardcore butccsekcs. he was wathicng a doctoumertary aobut toucans in the wild.
"here we have the great australian booby" the dude in the shjow said.
"haha, booby. haha." sam said sadly. "wjhat do boobs even lok like" several minutes passed.
"i am never see boobs. :( " groaned the poor moose virgin.
all of a sudden, there were 3 holes in the wal. sammy began toscream. he turned around and gaspled.
"oHYMOGd GIh ShsSi sdngiNLoabuea df !"
it was shia labeouf.
"sammy, i am here for your succulent thighs." the cannibal seductively whispekrened.
"oh but shia, i havent shaved in mOTNhS-"
suddenly, the niple man wsa cut off by the actress's huge ciock.
"mmOHpmhHMEFPGJPPdnf"
"hush, sammy. hush."
shia labeouf began to thrust. his moans comvered the soudnsf of samoose's gurgling.
out opf nowhere, shia was dickless.
"sAMMY fuwh RTTWF WFEGAFK? WHER IS M Y PEMSI?"
"i have claimed,. it"
shia craned his neck to view the moose ladyman gripping the dingerdong in his quivering jowls.
"le gasp"
"shia, will you marry me?"
"but sammy, your mom will say no"
"shut the fuckaefgup yonogobh9OD Y TALKBUIFA ABOUT NMY KMO LIKE THAT !"
sam flung his flaccid body onto the bed and whipped out
the shotgun and killed shia laboeuf
the end