Fury wiped the sweat from his brow as the sun beat down on him. It was a hot, hot, HOT day, and the tiny breezes that occasionally blew his coat back did nothing to ease that heat. He paused before the large gates and turned to look over his team. They all had a look of sheer determination on their faces, and were ready to go.
"Alright, listen up." He said, "Our goal is to get in there, avoid harming any civilians and-"
"Yeah, can we have the passes now?" Stark asked, folding his arms. Fury glared at him and frowned.
"Fine." In one swift motion, he unzipped his black fanny pack and whipped out the multicoloured park passes, "Okay, one at a time. I do not want any of these getting lost. So no leaving them on the bus, dropping them on a ride, trading them for pictures of the secret underground tunnels," He pointed at Stark, "Or throwing them out. Got it?" They all nodded, "Now who wants what pass?"
"Do you have Scrooge McDuck?" Stark asked, "I find him relatable." Fury thrust one into his hands.
"You can have Pluto."
"But-" Fury glared again, "Okay, okay..."
"Oh, can I have the Mickey Mouse one?" Steve stepped forwards, grinning like a little kid. Fury rolled his eye.
"Sure. Go ahead." Steve took the pass and held it in front of him, beaming.
"Hurry up!" Natasha suddenly snapped. They all turned to stare at her, "What? I want to beat my record."
"Record?" Clint raised an eyebrow.
"I happen to hold a record here." She said, "I'd like to keep it that way."
"Alright, fine." Fury handed the rest of the passes out, "Now come on. I ain't standing here all day." The mighty Avengers, in their cargo shorts, baseball caps and comfortable shoes, quickly shuffled through the Disneyland gates and joined the large queue to enter the park.
"I'm still confused..." Thor muttered, "Why is there a land...made for a mouse...?"
"It's gonna be a long fucking day." Fury sighed.