Summary: You are Karkat Vantas and you just realized something. While you were bored and decided to stare out of the window of the retarded human high school(that you were forced to attend), you had to witness something gruesome that was apparently not an everyday thing here. How would you know if it was not tradition to bite someone and devour them? First line of story because I'm lazy xD
Author's Notes: Here's a new fic for you! ^_^ It was inspired by a weird dream I had that involved Homestuck and Zombies. In short, a scene in the dream looked very badass thus... A MAGICAL TRAIN OF INSPRIATION APPEARED :D. I will reveal the badass scene in the next chapter xD (probably). As far as I know a Homestuck Zombie AU has yet to exist xP
WE NEVER SAW IT COMING
CHAPTER 1: ESCAPE?
You are Karkat Vantas and you just realized something. While you were bored and decided to stare out of the window of the retarded human high school(that you were forced to attend), you had to witness something gruesome that was apparently not an everyday thing here. How would you know if it was not tradition to bite someone and devour them? You are quite sure you have never seen John or anyone else (until now) do such a thing). Shouts and screams are heard from outside.
"SHIT!" You scream as humans and trolls alike start munching on the flesh of poor helpless others. The teacher turns to you, questioning you. "Something you would like to share with the class, Mr. Vantas?" Everyone turns towards you expectedly.
"I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A HUMAN TRADITION OR SOMETHING, BUT PEOPLE ARE EATING PEOPLE." The room suddenly silences. John Egbert, someone who you deeply hate(and is sitting right next to you) looks like he nearly shat his pants. Everyone hurriedly rushes over to the window to see if this is true. Horror-stricken faces confirm this. Today seemed like an average day though, besides the whole apocalypse-like feel that is coming from it.
As you recall your day was as followed: Like usual you woke up in your "bed"(as the humans called it). Shortly after you took a short shower, reminiscing in the glorious hot water that felt wonderful as it hit your ashen skin. Then you would proceed to take the fluffy towel you laid out near your bathtub, dry off, and wrap it around your short frame. You let a little blob of toothpaste touch your toothbrush and brush you fangs(you don't think you want your fangs to fall out quite yet). Soon afterward you would get dressed, and drive your car to school (To hell with walking; because you seem to live near the school (and a bus doesn't pick you up) doesn't mean you want to walk there.)
The "incident" happened around third period(you believe). You were having "Math" at the time. One minute you were in class, explaining what had happened, the next you had your sickles (that you keep in your locker because god knows what could happen) and were defending yourself from the trolls and humans that were trying to attack you in the halls of the now infested building.
"Yo, MoThErFuCkIn' BeSt FrIeNd, OvEr HeRe!" You heard Gamzee Makara (your moirail) yell from somewhere in front of you. You run off in the direction you heard the voice and was quickly pulled into a classroom. As you enter you see Gamzee, Sollux, John and Dave stare at you.
"WHAT? FUCK THEY'RE BEHIND ME AREN'T THEY?"
John gives a slow nod and you swiftly turn around and successfully cut into one with a sickle. You lock the door behind you walk into the classroom. Dave snickers at you.
"WHAT?"
"You're so slow. I would have killed ten of those zombies before I made it here."
You stare at him dumbly and respond with, "WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?"
"ThEy'Re MoThErFuCkErS tHaT hAvE dIeD aNd wAnT tO eAt Us, BrO."
"YOU KNOW THIS HOW?"
"DaVeBrO aNd JoHnBrO :o)"
"You have NEVER seen any zombie movies?" Dave asks you.
"NO I HAVEN'T."
"Then you're screwed." he replies.
"Don't worry Karkat, I haven't either!" John tells him cheerfully.
You all hear loud banging and groaning coming from outside the wooden door and you sure as hell won't open it. You notice that Sollux seems quiet and reclusive for some reason. You decide to voice your thoughts.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" You ask sarcastically because you know that everything is wrong with everyone.
"It'th my fault. It'th all my fault… If I hadn't thtopped that then thith wouldn't have happened…"
Concern shows on your face. Did he really mean that? Fuck now you feel horrible.
"What do you mean?" you ask him quietly (You stop shouting for the sake of the others not hearing."
"I… I think that… I cauthed all of thith… That thith happened becauthe of my thtupidity. I thaw the thame ekthact thing happen yethterday and did nothing to thtop it. I didn't do ANYTHING to thtop the gory bloodthed that I thought wath normal. Like it wath thoppothed to happen. But it wathn't thoppothed to happen like thith! It wath never thuppothed to happen like thith. And it'th all my fault! It'th all becauthe of my foolithhneth that thith happened!" You could visibly see mustard colored drops falling from his eyes and hear him sniffle quietly.
You stare in bewilderment at him. As you can remember, he never seemed so… Open about his feelings. You now feel like the biggest asshole ever for yelling at him.
"What do you mean by " I thaw the thame ekthact thing happen yethterday'?" He seems angered at you for making fun of his lisp and breathes a heavy sigh.
"I mean that I thaw thome weirdo munching on the corpthe of hith girlfriend while I wath at the park. It thcared me tho bad that I literally jump off the bench and fled to the thafety of my home."
"That's… interesting." You couldn't think of what else to say to him.
"Is the little pussy crying?" Dave finally notices you two conversing. You feel the most vile range boiling inside of you.
"FUCK OFF, STRIDER." You hiss at him.
"Gladly, you tell me what time and I'm there." The albino retorts back at you.
"I FUCKING HATE YOU!"
Dave smiles, "I know."
"Could you two please stop?" John asks worriedly. He seems completely oblivious to Sollux's distress.
"SO, HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING OUT?"
"I don't know… I- wait aren't we on the first floor? Can't we simply leave through the window?" John asks.
"FUCK, WE'RE DUMBASSES."
"YuP."
You and your group finally decide to leave through the window because you are retards and didn't realize you could have escaped through the window that is a few feet away from you.
Author's Notes: I will make this a mult-chapped fic (I haven't even gotten to the good part yet :D) Please Review and watch for more chaps to come! ^_^ Sorry for any spelling/grammar errors