THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN PART THREE READ IT NOW
WRITTEN BY MICHAEL-SAMA WHO IS FUCKING FANTASTIC
So I've decided that I really like this whole story writing crap because it means I get to make fun of people and stuff. Not that I don't usually make fun of people anyway, but this is a more efficient way to do it. So read this and leave a fucking awesome review, because this is part three of the greatest story ever written and you should all love it. Bitches.
As outlined in the last chapter thing, 'k, Setsuna's still DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So he's in Hell, and he's supposed to suffer for porking his sister and all. Part of his punishment includes having his nipples shaved off with a cheese grater, by Astaroth.
Astaroth: Scream, you little bitch.
Mudou: -hysterical sobs- NO. NO. PLEASE PUT THAT DOWN PLEASE NO NO I'M SORRY I'LL NEVER BOINK MY SISTER AGAIN I PROMISE –
Alas, Astaroth is a cruel motherfucker, and takes off Mudou's nipples just the same. OH MY GOD THAT WOULD HURT SO BAD LIKE HOLY FUCK. So Mudou's screaming and crying and whimpering and bleeding out of his nippleless chest, when all of a sudden… ASTAROTH TURNS INTO HIS SISTER! HOLY SHIT!
Astarte: -confused, looks down at the bloody cheese grater in her hand and drops it, startled, to the floor- Oh, dear.
Mudou: H-hey… you… you're not wearing a shirt.
Astarte: I…I'm in Astaroth's clothing, he doesn't wear shirts.
Mudou: I like… nipples.
Mudou's like half insane from the pain he's been forced to endure, and he's bleedin' all over the place and stuff. And then… oh hell I dunno, I just really REALLY wanted to write a story about Setsuna getting his nipples cut off. Okay so then all of a sudden, Mika KNOCKS DOWN THE WALL WITH HIS MOTORCYCLE! AND HE'S RIDING WITH TEDDY ROOSEVELT! AND SOME BADASS GUITAR RIFF PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND!
Mika: HEY MUDOU! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY NIPPLES!
Mudou: ….-cries-
Astarte: I'm going to go eat some children now.
Mika: Later.
Mudou: N-no… nipples… gone. Gone… -sobs-
Well, Mika leaves Mudou to his misery, but NOT before taking a bunch of pictures (with CLOSE UPS!) and selling them on eBay to crazed psychotic fat guys who get off to that kinda stuff. Hahaha, Mudou, you're such a damn tool. K so he goes back to Earth to see how Sara's doin', since you know, her boyfriend's all dead and stuff. Uriel made her come back to life or something. I donno. So anyway, she's on Earth, sitting on a park bench and crying her stupid little eyes out.
Sara: -crying-
Mika: Hey whoreslut, whatcha crying for?
Sara: -indignantly sniffling- I am not a whoreslut! And I'm crying because my brother is dead!
Mika: Haha, you're ugly.
Then, Mika STABS HER IN THE FACE! AND SETS HER ON FIRE! AND SHE DIES HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA! AND THEN –
Raphael: -pulls the power cord on the laptop and swats Mika- What the hell have I told you about those stupid stories of yours?
Mika: -makes a face- They're fucking fantastic.
Raphael: -wrenches the laptop out of his grubby little hands and stalks out of the room- You're insane. Stop polluting the Internet with your sordid fantasies.
Mika: I AM NOT INSANE I AM AWESOME GO TO HELL RAPHAEL YOU ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT… ASS!
The end?