Shopping Downtown
By Felipe Santiago
- Ey, Bobby, why don'tcha come help me out with this chariot I'm workin' on?
- Consider your request clutched, Daddy-O, I'm too busy gettin' ready to go watch a flick with Jenny, dig? A man's gotta look good for such a stellar dolly.
- Cool it, cowboy, you've only jacketed up about a few days ago – don't wanna be having a fake out with all this built up excitement now.
- With a cherry such as herself? That kookie talk can be cage rattling. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to hit the road, Jenny's expectin' me by my boss automobile.
- That big ol' pile of junk? Don't be such a big tickle, Bobby; you can't even get your own mother to love you while you're driving that.
- Ah, can it, you square. I'll see you later.
- Righto, have fun.
THE BIG DATE
- Oh, Will, this is such a lovely movie!
- Shut.