Hiiiiiii! this is my story called LOVE IS REAL AND GAY! i wrote this with my friend afleetingphantom because we are silly bum bums! -love some english people! I 3 Spongebob! squidbob forever! poooooooopy pooooo poooooey poopooo pooo

Chapter 1- The Meeting

Hi my name is Spongebob and I'm gay! I've been gay for a long time really and I'm new to this town so I hope meet someone nice, real nice...

I strutted into school with my pink handbag and purple bra everyone turned and stared at me Jocks, Nerds and freaky Asian people! "So what I'm a racist gay you wanna go!?" I snarled and then twerked in some random guys face! I turned around and saw the sexiest squid alive! "you twerked in my face" "yeah I did big boy what ya gonna do about it?" "by the way are you a gay by any chance?" "no" "oh OK well bye then" I then strutted off and went to the building! The build where I saw the sign...the sign that changed my life...'HISTORY THIS WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!' whoever wrote that sign is my goddamn savior...so what I'm an annoying atheist racist gay you Wanna go!? I walked into class and said "I'm so gay!" "so am son, so am I" then I found him, the guru of gay!

"i wrote that sign son." said Mr rlygay " now we have a student joining this class from another class his name is Squidward" "oooooommmmmggggggg" Spongebob cried twerking like a pro squidward walked in " I love you more then cheesy crackers and gay fan fiction say you love me we'll be together forever in paradise with some sexy cosplayers!" Squidward walked out disgusted and spongebob twerked after him " come back I love you I wanna have babies with you" Mr Rlygay walked up to us " stop this tomfoolery and get in my van" he then whispered to spongebob "I can help..."

This story is as trippy as Hell. - AFleetingPhantom

I hope you liked the first chappie of my story! If I get 3 reviews good or bad (To be honest I'm expecting bad) I will post the next chapter! P.S if you ship shoey ( shane dawson and joey graceffa) review shoey forever and you win my heart...so review!

Bye my little cornflakes (thats your new name)