Lin: Not gonna lie here, this fic is gonna hit subjects that may have people running for the hills. I'm going against the norm here, but who wants to be normal?

Yesh, I have seen Toy Story 3. Twice, actually on opening day. Once in the morning and once at night. Originally, I was only suppose to see it in the morning, but plans changed and I ended up seeing it again. Needless to say tho, I would see it a third time if given the chance. The movie is just so..You just gotta see it. Be careful tho, some parts will make you wanna cry, especially the last half an hour or so of the movie. D= The one thing that really bugged me tho was how they kept on pushing Buzz x Jessie the whole damn movie. Altho it was amusing how Jessie seemed to call for Woody more than Buzz, that might of just amused me. XP

Yeah, yeah, I know. I have others fics that needs to be worked on, ect ect ect. I'm working on it, just sometimes a one-shot is a nice way to get back into writing fics. Also, I plan to write more than just this one shot for Toy Story, but we shall see how it goes.

In case you did not read before, one last warning. THIS FIC HAS SPOILERS FOR TOY STORY 3. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS.

Enjoy~ ;3

EDIT: Alright, here's the deal. I have been re-reading lately and let's face it, it fucking sucks. I mean, I still like the idea, but the writing sucks. Plus, the characters are a bit OOC and shit like that. So, I shall be editing this. I will be posted the edited version of all these chapters soon, but for now I'm gonna keep these old chapters up just cause. So, yeah, but on the look out for edited chapters~

"I just hate seeing him like this," The red-haired cowgirl replied with a frown. "It's been two years now, he has to get over this sooner or later."

"Maybe he needs a little bit more time," The space ranger said as gently as possible. "These things do take time..His heart was basically ripped out and step on right in front of him."

"'Ripped out and step on right in front of him'? Give me a break!"

"You know that is true. Stop acting as if it's not, Jessie."

"Buzz, did you forget who I am?"

"No, but do retell me since you seem to think that I have forgotten."

"I was Bo Peep's best friend! I knew more about her than anyone else, even more than Woody knew her."

"You may have been her best friend, but I doubt you knew her better than Woody did. They were some of the originals in the room, been connected at the hip since they first met."

"Your Woody's best friend, right?"

"Affirmative."

"Well..there are some things that you only tell Woody, and some things he only tells you, right? Some things that only the two of you know and no one else will ever know, even me."

"..Correct," His answer was a little hesitant, but the honest truth was still there.

"Either way, there are some things you can only tell another girl. Like me. I mean, yeah, there have been other females around over the years, but none of them ever had the chance to get as close to her as I did. Kinda like how there are only things you can tell Woody, since he's a guy AND your best friend."

"Alright, alright, I shall bite. Let's say that you did know more about her than Woody did, what does that have to do with anything?"

"You don't have to bite, seeing how it was the truth. However, moving on, the relationship that those two shared was not exactly..as pleasant as they would present to everyone else."

"Wait a second here..Your not about to talk bad about her, are you?"

"And if I am?"

"I don't want to hear this." Turning away, Buzz began to walk away. "I'm not going to sit here and listen to you talk bad about someone who is gone."

"Wait!" Jessie reached forward and grabbed onto his arm, holding him in place. "Just listen to me, alright? By the time we are done here, and if you agree with what I am planning, Woody will feel much better."

Knowing that she had caught his attention even without him turning around, Jessie continued.

"Continuing, the relationship those two had was not as pleasant as everyone thought. Now, while I did know more than other people, this next part I am about to tell you is a little more of a..guesstimate on my part based on facts I have gathered over the years."

"A guesstimate? Jessie, I thought you said-"

"DID WOODY," She continued a little bit louder before lowering her voice again. "ever tell you how their romantic relationship started?"

"No need to yell, alright? However, no, he never truly did. Just mentioned that they have been together since the beginning."

"Mm, told me that as well. Bo Peep, however, told me a little bit more. Like how they started, their first few dates, stuff like that. What took me a little longer to figure out, after some observation on my part, is that it was all Bo Peep's doing."

"Oh?"

"Yep. Get that unbelieving look on your face and keep listening to me, alright? SHE started the whole thing, SHE started planning it ever since the moment she first set eyes on him and SHE made it happen."

"..? I don't get where this conversation is going."

"Look, you know Woody. He blushes as the simplest touch and can't say the smallest thing of affection without stuttering. Am I right?"

"Well, yeah. So what though? He's a bit shy, nothing bad about that."

"Yes yes, but how could someone so shy be able to initiate and handle such a..affectionate relationship like the two of them shared?"

"Cause he liked the fact that he was loved? Come on, what guy does not like having a female's attention?"

"Still though, did you ever notice how he would always make sure they were in private whenever Bo was very affectionate? Like, VERY affectionate. Woody is shy, and someone as shy as he would not be able to handle a relationship with someone like Bo. Wanna know how it lasted so long?"

"No, but I already know that you are going to tell me anyway."

"Bo made sure it lasted, she FORCED it to keep going."

"Forced? You must be kidding me."

"No! If Woody had a choice, he would not of stayed in that type of relationship with her. They may have been close, but they went into a relationship too soon. They were together before they could appreciate the fact that they were friends, which was often a strain on their relationship."

"How do you know this? Did you ask or is this all just your crazy thoughts?"

"I'm not crazy, Buzz! Secrets upon secrets were hidden all the time and your acting as if I'm making all of this up. Just cause I am able to read in between the lines, does not mean that I have no idea what I am talking about. I spent a lot of time piecing this together, and I would not be telling you unless I truly believed it."

"Fine! Go on, I thought you had a proposal of some sort that would make Woody happier."

"Let me finish first, alright? Actually, let me just sum it all up. Bo forced Woody into that relationship, and it stated that way because it just seemed natural. Those two should of stayed friends longer and truly thought about if them being together would be a good idea. They did not though, and now Woody is suffering because what was there for years is now go. His normal routine is now ruined and he is miserable that his life has changed."

"So he's not sad that Bo is gone? Jessie.."

"I did not say that. They were friends, pretty close friends actually, and yeah he does miss her, but he misses the way things use to be more than her. Bo is gone, Andy is growing up, things are no longer how they use to be. Remember when you first showed up? I heard Woody was really nuts for the first few weeks. How he was so jealous of you and how much he hated himself since he was so simply while you were more advanced and thus more appealing to Andy than he was."

"Wait a second, hated himself? Did I caused that? Son of Zurg, I never meant to do that.."

"..How he realized that toys to come would only continued to be more advanced and that Andy would no longer like a simple pull string cowboy. His life was changing and he could not stop it and that is why he is so sad."

".."

"What are you thinking? Your expression may not have changed, but I can tell your thinking deeply."

"Just..go on. I'm pondering something.."

"Right, well, that's about it for why he is so upset. Now, here's the part you were waiting for, how to make him happy again.

"I'm listening."

"I know you are, you want him happy more than I do. Either way, what I am about to suggest may shock you at first, but I am hoping you will come around to the idea. Cause truly, I'm pretty sure it will make all of us extremely happy, not just Woody."

"What is it? What is this grand idea of yours?"

Jessie smirked.

"Woooooody~," Jessie sang softly, swinging her clasped hands slightly in front of her. "I wanna taaaaaaaaaaalk to yooooou~"

"Mm? Oh, Jessie..I'm a little busy right now.." The cowboy said when he looked up before looking back down at the object in his hands.

"Nonsense! All your doing is playing with that Doodle Pad of yours!"

"I'm getting it ready for the next staff meeting, Jessie."

"The next meeting is two days away, you got plenty of time. Now, come on!"

"I really ca- Jessie! Don't grab my arm li- Stop dragging me! You made me drop my Doodle Pad! I was working on tha-"

"Shush, cowboy!"

"Where are you dragging me? There are things I need to-"

"Get under there already!"

"Stop pushing me, Jessie! I'm going under, alright? As soon as we are done talking though, I'm going right back to work."

"Yeah, yeah."

"Hello, Sheriff."

"Oh, hey, Buzz. What are you doing under here?"

"BUZZ! Your suppose to be quiet until I gave you the sign!"

"What sign? You never told me what the sign was!"

"Yes I did, I told you that you would know it when you saw it!"

"That makes no sense!"

"ALRIGHT!" Woody interrupted the arguing duo. "Enough, you two! Jessie, what did you wanna tell me?"

"Hang on, cowboy! One sec, alright? Buzz, just..stay there until the time is right."

"When exactly am I suppose to know that the time is right?"

Jessie ignored him.

"Right, well..Woody. How are you?"

"..Fine."

"Really? Cause you sure don't seem it to me."

"..If this is an attempt to make me talk out my 'feelings' or something silly like that, I'm outta here."

"What? No! Don't you dare leave! Hey, you get that hand away from that bed spread right now! You are not leaving from under this bed until you have heard what I have to say! Don't make me grab you! Buzz, get over here and help me male sure he stays under this bed!"

"Oh, is this the 'right time'? Cause I never saw it coming."

"..Very funny, Buzz. I shal- GET BACK HERE, WOODY!" Jessie yelled out as she lunged forwards towards Woody and grabbed his arm. Pulling slightly, Jessie dragged Woody by the arm away from the end of the bed and back towards the middle of it where Buzz was stationed.

"OW! What is with you and grabbing me?"

"You were leaving!"

"Cause you were not talking!"

"I'm talking now!"

"No, your FIGHTING now. Are you and Buzz having some lovers quarrel and want me to help solve it or something? Cause I will tell you now, I'm refuse to do any such thing."

"We are not having a lovers quarrel, I just need to TALK to you. So does Buzz, even though he won't admit it."

"Are you calling me a coward, Jessie?" Buzz questioned, slightly annoyed. "This was YOUR idea, I'm not the one skirting around the idea."

"Idea?" Woody wondered out loud.

"When did I call you a coward? I never called you that!" Still holding onto Woody, Jessie faced Buzz to give him an odd look.

"You implied it."

"I NEVER IMPLIED THAT YOU WERE A COWARD!"

"YES YOU DID!"

"STOP YELLING, YOU TWO!" Woody interrupted yet again, getting more annoyed himself.

"Fine!"

"Jessie, just tell him already. This is getting silly now." Buzz had a look of exasperation on his face as he said this.

"I'M TRYING! Your not much help in this, ya know."

"Wait just a minute, you TOLD me to be quiet until the time was right! That you would handle it until.."

"Can you let go of me? I think I should leave now." Woody tried to inch away from Jessie's grip, but her grip just became tighter as he moved.

"NO! And Buzz, fine. Get ready, alright?"

"Fine."

"Fine. Now, Woody, back to you."

"I'm five seconds away from leaving."

"Not if I have a say in it..Alright, listen. Your not fine, right?"

"What?"

"Just before, you said you were fine. Well, that's a lie."

"Your calling me a liar? Jessie, are you just trying to insult guys today or something? Should I go get Mr. Potato Head so you can insult him as well?"

"No, cause that was something Bo wanted to do ever since he refused to save you when Buzz first came around."

"..Is this about her?"

"..A little bit."

"Then I'm leaving."

"NO!"

"YES!"

"Woody, just stay, alright?"

"Now your making me stay here, Buzz? I thought you were on my side."

"I am. Staying with us will make everything better, Jessie just needs to say it already."

"..Is that a backwards way of telling me that I'm slow?" Now Jessie had an annoyed look on her face, momentarily forgetting her mission with Woody.

"I never said that."

"JUST SAY IT."

"ALRIGHT! ..Woody, do you like me?"

"What?"

"What?"

"Quiet, Buzz! Woody, really, do you like me?"

"Your my best friend, Jessie. Well, one of them at least..However, I'm starting to re-think that as this continues.."

"And you like Buzz, right?"

"He's my best friend..You know all of this, why are you asking?"

"So, you like both of us?"

"When your not acting silly? Then, yes, I do like both of you. That's to be expected however, seeing how you are BOTH MY BEST FRIENDS. Can I leave now?"

"So we are all clear then!"

"Clear?"

"That you like us! We like you, you like us, this is perfect!"

"What's perfect?"

"All of this! Get ready, cowboy. You as well, Buzzy-boy."

"Oh, that's my sign then? Also, don't call me that."

"You like me calling you that when I'm under you.."

"I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS."

"Ready? Set? Here we go!"

"What? Jessie, I don't get wh- mmph!"

For at that moment, Jessie had leaned forward and kissed Woody square on the lips.

Woody was stunned for the first few seconds, but after realizing what had just happened, he began to try and break the kiss. However, that showed to be impossible seeing how Jessie had grabbed the side of his face with both hands to keep him in place as they kissed. Before Woody could try to figure out something else, a pair of bulky arms wrapped around his waist from behind along with pressure of someone being pushed into his back. Buzz.

Breaking the kiss, Jessie leaned back slightly so that she could look Woody in the eyes.

"We want to help. Both of us do."

"I..I.."

"Your our best friend and we both love you, thus we hate seeing you suffer."

"I-I'm not sufferi-"

"Oh, please. Come on, you have not been happy since Bo went away. That was two years ago though, it's time you moved on. Moved on to being with us."

"Being with..you and B-Buzz?"

"Yep. We both talked about it and agreed, this would be best for all of us. It would make us all happy and well..the three of us gotta stick together anyway."

"I..Buzz, you agreed to this?"

"I was shocked at first as well. Believe me, I was. However..Jessie and I kept talking about it and well..I had to agree, this is a good idea for the three of us."

"Three of us..Three of us..Together?"

"Exactly! It can be either a quick thing, or a long term thing. We would prefer it to be a long term thing, but it's up to you."

"L-long term? You mean..a relationship?"

Buzz and Jessie looked at each other around Woody and met eyes. Woody watched as a silent conversation seemed to happen between the two before both nodded and grinned at Woody.

"Affirmative, a relationship if that is what you want, Woody. We would love to have you with us." Buzz pushed his face back into Woody's back after saying this, showing that he was done talking. It was all up to Jessie now, Buzz had said what he felt.

"Your so lazy, Buzz." Jessie commented as she noticed where Buzz's face was. "You use to be so energetic, are your batteries going low?"

"Mm," Buzz grunted back, not truly answering. It felt nice to be holding someone from behind like this, Jessie never seemed to like it when Buzz hugged her from behind. Plus, Woody's vest had a nice scent to it that made Buzz feel as if he was a cowboy himself and that the three of them were in the Old West.

"Whatever, I shall get it out of you later. Either way, back to you, Woody..What do ya say?"

".."

"What, your in shock? Why is this so surprising? We all love each other dearly, you can't deny that."

"I..you, Jessie, this is polyamory!"

"..Polly what?"

"Polyamory, Jessie." Buzz took his face away from Woody's back to correct his girlfriend. "It means to have more than one sexual partner at and time and all parties agree to be together and sharing each other."

"Oooh..So? What's so bad about that?"

"..Did you not understand what Buzz just said or something?" Woody looked utterly shocked. "More than one sexual partner at a time! All of them together in a relationship! It's taboo!"

"Maybe for humans, but not for us. Woody, in case you forgot, we are not exactly human. We are TOYS."

"..You obviously don't get it. You just don't get it, neither of you seem to get it!" Woody's voice had a hint of aggravation in it that became more and more as he continued to speak. "Neither of you fully understand what polyamory is!"

"Buzz just told us what it meant, silly. Were you not listening? He sai-"

"I was listening!" Finally letting his anger show on his face and in his voice. "But you were not, it seems! You want to know what polyamory is? This!"

Before either Jessie or Buzz could react, Woody had twisted around in Buzz's arms so that Buzz's face was now in Woody's chest instead of his back. With both hands, Woody pushed Buzz's face off his chest and tilted it up before leaning down and smashing their lips together in a violent kiss. Using his tongue, Woody forced Buzz's mouth open and took the liberty to bite Buzz's lower lip harshly before letting his tongue explore Buzz's mouth. Without even letting Buzz have a chance to react, Woody broke the kiss and looked down at Buzz while panting.

"It would mean that you, Jessie, would be fine with me doing that to Buzz," He said as he started at Buzz. "And you, Buzz, would be fine with me doing this!"

Turning back around yet again, Woody gave Jessie the same lips treatment that he had given Buzz, taking care to bite Jessie's lower lip a bit harder than he had Buzz's before continuing the harsh kiss. Letting go of Jessie, Woody took a step back from both of them and looked between them, still panting.

"Don't you get it? You would both have to be fine with that! With me kissing the both of you! We would all be sharing each other! You two can honestly say that your fine with that type of relationship?"

For a moment, all was silent except for Woody's breathing. Jessie and Buzz looked at each other before looking back at Woody, slight sympathy in their gazes.

"Oh, Woody..We didn't know you were that lonely." Jessie commented, looking hurt.

"What?"

"If we would of know that, we would of done this way earlier. We are sorry for letting you suffer for some long."

"Suffer? Are you two not listening to me?"

"We are, Woody." Buzz took a step forward. "Your lonely, it's obvious in the way you kiss. However..We can make it all better. Just say yes."

"We can make you feel good again, feel loved." Jessie took a step forward as well, following Buzz's lead. "The three of us can all make each other feel good. Just let us help by saying yes."

"I.." Seeing to deflate, Woody leaned forward slightly with his head down, bring one hand up to press it against his forehead. "I.."

Looking over, Jessie gave Buzz a nod and gestured over to Woody with her eyes. Making sure Buzz got her message, she watched as Buzz walked over to Woody and placed both hands on Woody's shoulder and began to rub them gently from behind.

"Let us help, Sheriff." Buzz looked over at Jessie and gestured her forward as he spoke. "We both love you, and we know you love us."

"I.."

Stepping in front of Woody, Jessie lifted his face up with both her hands and looked into his eyes.

"We all love each other so much, this could work out."

Leaning forward, Jessie placed a gently peck on Woody's lip before pulling back a little, letting Woody make the next move.

Jessie waited to get slapped. Waited to Woody to pull away and run off. To yell at them and be alone yet again. What she did not expect was for Woody to leaned forward and kiss her, gently as she had just done before leaning back.

"Your..both s-sure?" Woody asked, seeming nervous as he licked his lips.

"Yes." Jessie smiled. "Indeed we are."

With that said, Jessie kissed Woody again, watching in delight as Woody closed his eyes and kissed her back.

Seeing how two kiss, Buzz smiled gently as he retook in the scent of Woody. Moving his hands away from Woody's shoulders, he gently massaged his hands down Woody's back until they reached his hips. Letting his hands sit on Woody's hips, he reached up and began trailing butterfly kisses down the nap of Woody's neck, enjoying the flavor it seemed to have. As he kissed, he was happy to feel Woody's hands reach down and place them on top of Buzz's, squeezing them gently to keeping them in place as he kissed Jessie. The trio continued to kiss, enjoying the feel of one another.

And while Woody would be the last to admit it, he was enjoying himself. Enjoying the fact that two people wanted him and wanted him. Enjoying the feel of Jessie's kiss and Buzz's lips on his neck. Enjoying-

"So this is where ya'll- WOAH!"

Breaking apart at the loud sounding voice, the trio looked over to see Slinky had crawled under the bed with them.

Slinky looked shocked for a moment before looking confused and them embarrassed.

"I..erm, wanted to talk to Woody 'bout something, but, erm, I could come back later.."

"Wait," Woody said, breaking from the two and stepped closer to Slinky. "You needed to talk to me? We can talk now."

"It's not that urgent, it can wait a little bit, Woody."

"No, no, now the perfect time to chat." Placing a hand on Slinky's head, Woody began to steer him out from under the bed. "Let's go chat by the window."

"Woody." Jessie called, watching Woody stop mid-step and look at her.

"..Y-yeah?" He asked, keeping his hand on Slinky's head.

"Think about it." Buzz answered for Jessie while reaching over and taking Jessie's hand in his. "We will be waiting."

Not trusting his voice, Woody nodded before turning away and walking out from under the bed with Slinky, leaving duo behind.

Letting out a sigh, Jessie let go of Buzz's hand in favor of wrapping her arms around Buzz's middle instead. Placing a kiss on Buzz's check, she smiled at him.

"Get that depressed look off your face, he will come back to us."

"How do you now?" Buzz looked dejected, staring at the area where Woody had left.

"I just know these kinda things. He will come back, and he will agree to be with us. Then it will be the three of us forever and ever to infinity.."

"..and beyond. I hope your right, Jessie. I hope your right."

"I am right, cause we love him and he loves us. Also, the three of us should be together. I mean, after all, we three are always the hero's and hero's should be together."

"I hope your right. I just hope your right."

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Lin: -hums 'You Got A Friend In Me' softly.-