Hey! I'm going to try my hand at Johnlock so I guess we'll see how this goes? I promise it will get better as I keep writing
I own nothing and if I did, Johnlock would be even more canon than it already is.
This is set before Reichenbach, or after, but anyways, Sherlock is alive and he isn't a fraud. I mean he never was but… Just saying. Okay on with the story.
Sherlock: Will you pick up oranges? SH
John: Some people would say please. JW
Sherlock: Yes, I suppose they would. Oranges please. SH
John: How many? JW
Sherlock: about 67. SH
John: 67? What for? JW
Sherlock: Science, John. Science. SH
John: Fine. I will get you your oranges. JW
Anderson: Why am I on this text thread?
Sherlock: Damn, I started a group text again. I was preoccupied with this cadaver. My apologies. SH
Anderson: What?
Sherlock: God, even thru text your intelligence makes me want to shoot myself. SH
Anderson: Fine. Be mean.
Sherlock: I'm not being 'mean', Anderson, I'm being realistic and factual. SH
John: Boys. Play nice. JW
Anderson: Oh while you two are here, I thought I might ask you a question. Since you two are dating where would you recommend as a nice place for a first date?
Sherlock: "Wow, Anderson. You are so fun to talk to and completely not awkward at all" said no one ever. SH
John: Not a circus. JW
Sherlock: a circus perhaps. SH
John: Sherlock… JW
Sherlock: Yes, especially if there is a high probability of underground assassin activity. Maybe that way we would all be relieved of the burden which is your stupidity. SH
Anderson: Why are you so…mean?
Sherlock: Your vocabulary couldn't even feed a pet rock. SH
John: Why are we on group chat again? JW
Sherlock: Because I was distracted with a cadaver and your names are next to each other in my contacts. SH
John: But I'm under J and he's under A… JW
Sherlock: We were drunk last night and you changed your contact name to "baby/loverrrrxxxooo4294fygw" SH
Anderson: WHY AM I ON THIS TEXT.
John: Ah. Last night. I remember bits and pieces… JW
Sherlock: Probably why we were both dying of headaches today and the lights are still too bright… SH
John: I suppose it was worth it… ;) JW
Sherlock: Oh most definitely. SH
Anderson: Oh bloody hell.
Sherlock: Gotta run. The tea is boiling. PLEASE remember the oranges, love. SH
John: Anything for you! I'll be home asap. Maybe we can have a repeat of last night…but perhaps with less alcohol. ;) love you babe xxxooo
Anderson: I hate everything.
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-KA