Damn you, Kuma
The Straw hats were fighting despairingly against that strong opponent. Luffy saw his nakamas being taken by the power of that strange Akuma no Mi. The rubber boy didn't know what was happening, he just saw his nakamas disappearing one by one.
Luffy found himself sleeping in a giant bubble. He wanted to save his nakamas, to be with them, but the bubble was sending him to a new place.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts
Teach us something please….
Hogwarts almost shook when a boy fell from the sky and landed in Gryffindor's table. It was not necessary for Luffy to know where he was.
- Damn you, Kuma…
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"Just through the rainbow, from the world we know lies...Fairytopia."
A young swordsman was waking up. He caught his abandoned swords with his eyes full of attention. Everything around him was pink. A young girl with wings appeared.
- What the…? Did he send me to Skypea…? I don't think so, looks like butterflies wings… and this doesn't look like Skypea. The sky looks like unicorn's vomit.
- Are you a wingless fairy? Don't worry! I was that too, but now I have wings!- the enthusiastic girl said
- What the…? Fairy?
- Wow, what are you doing with those weapons? You'll scare my puffball!
- Damn you, Kuma…
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Nami fell from the sky and she was in a different place. She landed in a kind of… war.
- She's one of them! Catch her!
- Chotto matte! Who are you?
- Don't try to look innocent, you damn pain!
- Pain? What have I done to you? Did I fall on you?- the red haired girl was confused
- Now, taste my Rasengan! This is for Konoha village!
- What the…?
- Prepare yourself, you hopeless! How can you call yourself a ninja?
- Ninja?
Nami was still confused until…
-Damn you, Kuma…
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- Pinocchio, son, you look like you've been through the sun… Did you did what I told you and got ready to save Snow White's daughter?
- Snow White? Pinocchio?
- That's your name- declared Gepetto with a smile
- No, I'm Usopp and I fell from the sky!
- I don't believe you and the Blue Fairy said you would turn into wood if you lied again.
- Blue Fairy? Wood? Lye? Blue Fairy?
- Silly boy, you know her…
- No, I don't! I told you I'm Usopp!
- And I said I don't believe you, son!
- But I'm not your son!- Usopp yelled
- Don't lie, Pinocchio!- the old man slapped him
- Damn you, Kuma…
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Sanji landed in a weird place. Everything around him was green and it was raining cats and dogs!
- Damn you, Kuma!
He was in front of a house, but that house was not the point. The important thing to him was at the entrance. A beautiful girl with brown hair and eyes coloured by the chocolate was looking to the blond guy in worrying.
- Who are you?- she asked as she bit her lip
- Sanji… and what about you, my beauty?
The girl blushed at his words.
- I'm Bella.
- Bella-swaaaaaan!
- Y…yes, I'm Bella Swan. How did you know?
- Ah?
-What?
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The reindeer showed himself to the big old man.
- Rodolph! I'm glad you came, but what happened to your nose?
- What's wrong with my nose, you human!
- Hey, this year someone is not going to get presents…
- What are you talking about?
- Rodolph, what happened to you? Is this because you changed the colour of your nose?
- I'm not Rodolph! My name's Tony Tony Chopper and I didn't change my nose!
- What are you talking about?
- I'm not Rodolph and I don't even know who he is!
- Yes, you are quite short…
- Who are you calling short? Where are we?
- This is North Pole, hohohoho!
- North Pole? North Blue? Grand Line? Where are we?
- Grand Line! There's no such a thing! Is there…?
- Damn you, Kuma…
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The intelligent woman looked to the place she was as she sighed.
-Who are you? What are you looking for in the "Iron Fist Tornament 5"?
- Fufu, we'll see.- she answered with an enigmatic smile- "Damn you, Kuma"
- If you try anything, I'll kill you- said a guy shirtless with black hair- You know, bitch… I can have wings and shot laser with my forehead's eye!
- Oh… interesting! I can have wings and shot hands with my hands!
- What the fuck? !
Robin smiled mysteriously.
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Franky landed as he heard a beautiful noise from the button of the sea
"Nanatsu no umi no rakuen
Arashi no yoru no ato ni wa
Ai wo tsutaeru tame
Inochi ga mata umareru…"
- Hey, baby, is there a party? Supeeeeer!
The carpenter started an odd dance, shaking his butt. This can be traumatic…
- Party? We've got to save Mermaid's world from Evil Gaito- said a blond girl
- Mermaids?
- Hanon, you haven't told you had a brother…
- Do you think he's my brother? ! He's not even a mermaid!
- That mermaid thing again…? Damn you, Kuma…
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Brook landed as he saw a blonde girl, a red-haired guy and a flying "cat" looking at him with an open mouth.
- Yohohohohoho!
- See, Natsu? I can call a new spirit! I want you to fight for me!- she told Brook
- Fight for you? Can I see your panties?
- Hey, Lucy, you called an Ero-spirit- Grey laughed at her and her face went all red
- What the… spirit?
- Weren't you in my key?
- Where am I?
- Fairy Tail.
- Damn you, Kuma-san! Yohohohohoho!
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Back to Luffy's side…
-Where am I?
- Hogwarts.
- Hogwarts…is that a type of meat?- Luffy asked with shining eyes
- No… this is a school of witchcraft and wizardry…
- Ahh? Soka! Is that a type of food?- He asked with shining eyes again
- Professor? This sure can take long time…
- Who are you?
- I'm Monkey D. Luffy, nice to meet ya!
- How did you come here?
- I think that damn Kuma guy sent me flying to this place…
- So… you are a wizard…?
- Yup, I like Blizzards!
- A wizard…not Blizzards.
- I'm a rubber man! But I told ya guys, I like Blizzards!
- No… can you do weird things? Things you can't explain…?
- Yup! I can stretch but it's because I ate the Gum Gum fruit! I told you I'm a rubber man!
- Stretching… how interesting… Show me, please- the woman with a severe look didn't seem to believe until…
- Bloody hell!- exclaimed a red-haired guy named Ron
- He's a wizard!
- Now, you said your name is Monkey D. Luffy…
- Yup!
- Well, Mr. Monkey… I'll explain to you… In this school, there are four team houses… They are Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Slytherin...
- Cool, can I eat a Slytherin?
- You would prefer not doing that…- warned Fred Weasley with a pervy grin
- Okay!
- You can't eat them because it's not food… Well, your house will be your family here. Your triumphs will earn you points, any rule-breaking and you will lose points. Now, you must be selected to your house…
She called him to sit and put the Sorting Hat.
-Hmm… difficult, very difficult. A lot of courage… I see, but an incredible bad mind. This is confusing, oh yes… and a thirst to eat meat… but where to put you?
- "What the hell? What the hell?"
- What the hell, hein? Are you sure? Hmm… better be… Gryffindor!
- Mcgonagall told him to sit at Gryffindor's table. At the table, they were shouting:
- We have Potter and we have the Rubber Guy! We have Potter and we have the Rubber Guy!
- Well, we can't leave our new student without a good meal so…- Dumbledore smiled to him
Lots of dishes appeared in front of the Rubber boy.
- FOOD! What should I try? This looks so good! That looks way better! No, THAT is my food! Food, food, food!
Luffy ate a lot and then Dumbledore started singing again as everyone did the same. After all, he said "Good Night" to everyone and Luffy followed First Years to the Gryffindor Tower. He didn't know what was happening, but he should hurry up to get to his nakamas. He was looking for adventure, well… a new type of adventure was just beginning.