In this book Dialect is 23 and Tanis is 21. Amy is 22 and has already become a character, but her and Dialect are only dating. Or that is what is thought.
"Hey Tanis. So how are the dates with Zenit coming?" Dialect asked, leaning on the side of the door to Cabin 13.
"I still don't have a stinking reservation! How do you do it Dialect?" Tanis asked, sounding desperate.
"Well I threatened to burn the place down." Dialect chuckled.
"Ha ha. Now please tell me." Tanis pleaded.
"I just did." Dialect said.
Amy is at breakfast when Nico sits down across from her.
"Nico, you're sort of breaking the rules." Amy said.
"I know but I have a question." Nico said.
"Shoot." Amy said.
"Are you and Dialect going a little too far with this relationship?" Nico asked.
"Why do you want to know?" Amy asked.
"No reason I just..." Nico was cut off.
"Chiron! Nico is sitting at my table!" Amy complained.
"What? Hey! I thought all demi-gods are supposed to have breakfast. Wait!" Nico complained as he was dragged back to his cabin. Then he said, "Oh well, I'm dead anyways."
At lunch, Amy and Dialect are sitting at the table Annabeth made them. Percy and Annabeth's table is really close to their's and the Aphrodite table is on the other side of the pavilion. Percy and Annabeth don't mean to but they heard this from Dialect and Amy's table.
"Wow, I'm really tense." Amy said.
"I think that is part of the aftermath babe." Dialect said.
"I really wish they made a cure for tenseness." Amy giggled.
"Your wish is my command." Dialect said, waving his hands in a weird way like a genie granting a wish. Then he got up and stood behind Amy and started rubbing her shoulders. "Eureca!" Dialect said, "Mis amigos, no hay una cura!" Dialect said in Spanish, turning around for fifteen seconds to yell that to the rest of the pavillion. Everyone started laughing like hyena's.
"Well, I've heard a screeching hyena laugh and it would cover it's ears if it heard that ugly of a laugh." Atlast said, putting his arm around Anetha.
"Ahola! Estoy aqui, no soy volar." Tanis said in Spanish.
"That's good I thought we might have to cover you in ketchup and give you to Miss O' Leary." Dialect joked. Two more big laughs when through the pavillion.
"Uh, Dialect. I don't speak Spanish." Amy whispered.
"We were speaking Spanish? I thought it was Irish." Dialect joked. Another laugh went through the pavillion.
"Dialect what did you and Tanis say?" Amy asked, sounding determined to get an answer.
"I said, My friends, there is a cure! And Tanis said, Hello! I am not here to blow you up." Dialect said. There was a muffled "Hmmph" from the Aphrodite table. "Ame, your table wants me, I will be right back." Dialect said, then he walked off. About three seconds later there was a noise that sounded like people where barfing. Amy looked over to see Dialect coming back with a smile of satisfation on his face. Then she looked at the Aphrodite table and everyone over there was barfing.
"What did you do to them?" Amy asked.
"This." Dialect said, ten he reached up and pulled out his robotic eye and slammed it onto the table.
"If you keep doing that you are evntually going to break it." Amy said.
"So what? It's 24 years old and is going to break soon anyways." Dialect said, then he looked at Nico and Thalia's table, Percy and Annabeth's table, and Chris and Clarisse's table. "Hey, did the other couples come to lunch?"
Percy had given the signal to Chiron and then to Nico, Thalia, Annabeth, Chris, and Clarisse to get to Poseidon's Cabin and finish eating later. Right now they had to talk without Amy and Dialect and about Amy and Dialect.
"I think that Amy and Dialect are going a little too fast." Percy said.
"How so?" Clarisse asked.
"You mean you don't get it? Amy's tense, Dialect's trying to keep her happy. What do you think?" Percy asked.
"No I don't see ei... wait, you don't mean..." Nico started.
"Ew." said Izabetha, Dialect's now 12 year old little sister.
"Double ew." said Luthando, Amy's now 11 year old little brother.
"Yes. Do I have to say it?" Percy asked.
"Say what?" asked Tanis walking in.
"Tanis! What are you doing here?" asked Percy.
"I thought I'd take a trip down memory lane." Tanis chuckled.
"Do you know anything about Dialect and Amy's relationship?" asked Annabeth, getting right to the point.
"All I know is they are getting married in two days." said Tanis.
"Then why where you making everyone laugh?" asked Percy.
"Percy. You really can't be that stuiped." Tanis said. "You mean you don't remember when we shared the same cabin?"
"What happened when you shared this cabin?" asked Annabeth, curious.
"In the middle of the night I would get up and tie Percy's underwear together. Then in the morning he would miss breakfast because I would either tie them to the flag pole or tie them in knots." Tanis chuckled.
"Oh so that was your underwear." Annabeth giggled. "I saw that a lot. One time I saw someone trying to climb the pole but kept falling down it again. Now I know it was you."
"Thanks a lot Tanis." Percy said.
"Your welcome a lot." Tanis chuckled and left.
"Now tell me, do I have to say it?" Percy asked.
"Yes." they said. ( they being everyone in the room exept for Percy.
"Why?" asked Percy. "Do you not get it?"
"We get it. We just want to hear you say it." said a male voice. Percy thought it was Nico, and he didn't notice everyone pulling one finger back and forth infront of their neck.
"Amy is pregnant!"
Who do you think is behind Percy? Review your guesses and find out in the next chapter!
