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This is solely for your entertainment.

Rating: K+ for now but will be M later for gore.

Paring: KakashixGenmaxRadiouxAsumaxGai

Summary: Kakashi just wanted to bring home some sweets so Asuma would
forgive him but ends up pant-less, shirt-less, sweet-less, and maybe even
Asuma-less.

Sweet-less

Chapter one:

Kakashi whistled while he walked down Konoha looking at the sweets in the
display windows. 'Humm, I wonder if Asuma would be happier with the Winds
salty sweet or the Rice village special.' Kakashi thought he had heard
something so he glanced up. With nothing out of the ordinary he turned back
to the displays and pointed to the Rice village special. "I will take five
of those." He told the person behind the stand with one of his eye smiles.
The man took out five of them and wrapped them up. "Here you go Hatake-san,
enjoy them now." The man called out to Kakashi as he started to walk away.

Kakashi continued on his way hoping to bump into one if not all of his
lovers soon. They had all been gone when he had awoken this morning with an
neck and back ache. He was in trouble with them and had to find a way to
make them forgive him by tonight if he wanted to sleep in the bed anytime
soon. Kakashi was walking past a Ramen stall when he heard his name being
called. He looked up to see team seven waving him over. He bowed his head
politely and entered the building. "Hey old man, bring Kakashi-sensei an
bowl of miso ramen!" Naruto yelled and threw some coins on the table to
show
he would pay for it. Kakashi smiled at Naruto. "Why thank you Naruto.
What's
the occasion?" Kakashi asked knowing that team seven didn't really stick
together unless something was going down or a mission was happening.

Naruto looked up at Kakashi with a small smile. "Ah, nothing big, just
wanted to treat ya to some ramen is all." Naruto stuttered with a blush.
Kakashi raised an eyebrow at the young man. Sasuke smirked and muttered out
"dope" before looking at Sakura who was also blushing. "You think we should
tell him? I bet next missions pay he falls over shocked." Sasuke said.
Sakura smirked an nodded while Naruto eyes popped out of his head and he
ran
up in their faces. "No no no no no no no no no no no no no. No you can not
tell him! If you tell him I'll tell both Neji and Kiba what you two did!"
Naruto threatened. That immanently shut them both up. Now Kakashi was
really
interested. "Ma, what is it humm?" He asked in that laid back voice of his
as his ramen was served. "No it's nothing, Sasuke-teme was just jerking
your chain. So how is life with Asuma, Genma, Raidou, and Gai?" Naruto asked in
a hurry with a huge blush in place. Kakashi would have continued with that
line of questing if he had not asked such a question. 'Since when did
Naruto know about my kois?' Kakashi wondered as he smiled at Naruto.

"Well Asuma's a little upset with me at the moment; but that'll be dealt
with by tonight." Kakashi answered patting his bag of sweets. Naruto nodded
in understanding which made Kakashi curious again. 'Since when did Naruto
just nod and leave things at that? What is going on around here?' Kakashi
wondered as an Anbu black opts appeared in the doorway. Kakashi noticed the
lean man at once. He had sandy brown hair that was highlighted with caramel
colors. He was tall and looked like he would strike down anybody that got
in
his way. He had a sword strapped to his back and his muscles would quiver
with power every time he took a step forward.

Apparently the others noticed them as well for they all stood up. "What do
you need Anbu-san?" Kakashi asked thinking he was needed. The man behind
the
panther mask didn't even spare Kakashi a look as he held out his hand
toward
Naruto. Kakashi was becoming a little suspicious of this man and was about
to step in front of Naruto when Naruto reached out and took the offered
hand. He looked back and smiled to his team mates and bowed the best he
could to Kakashi and left with a "Kakashi-sama." and nod of his head in the
other two's direction. Kakashi was so shocked that he didn't even have time
to question Naruto before he left. He swirled around and looked at the
other
two who had just went back to eating the ramen. "What was that?" Kakashi
demanded.

"That would be Naruto's new lover and yes, he's an Anbu. No, we do not like
him, nor does he like us. In fact we hate him." Sakura said with bitter.
Kakashi blinked a little and looked to Sasuke for a clearer answer because
Sakura had started mumbling things along the line of 'cutting his prick off
and shoving it down his throat.' and he didn't want that anger directed at
himself. "His name is Brian, and he, well, to put it bluntly, he beats
Naruto." Sasuke said after not finding a way to say it any better.
Kakashi's
eyes went wide. "Beats Naruto? Why would Naruto stay with him then? Why had
Naruto been so happy just moments before? What's going on?! I want answers
damn it!" Kakashi yelled at his former team members.

TBC

Aw, poor Naruto. Well I making this up as I go along so the more you review
the faster I think. I wonder what will happen to Naruto now that he's all
alone with Brian. Will Kakashi be able to help him out and if so at what
price? Please leave a review! I'll leave you a sweet if you do. Ok bad
joke.. Oh and Brian is my own character but anyone may use him if you want.
This is Destiny4745's b-day fic! Happy Birthday girl!