A/N: So after going to the dentist recently… I became inspired to write this. I don't own Phineas and Ferb (else this little oneshot might have made it on to the show).
"Perry the Platypus - wait! Why are you here, Perry the Platypus?" Yes, Perry always came to foil Heinz Doofenschmirtz's evil plans but today the plan truly wasn't evil!
At least, it wasn't evil in Heinz's opinion.
The platypus stepped forward but when no trap sprang forth from the shadows the monotreme looked at his nemesis with a lot of suspicion.
"What? I told you there are no evil schemes today! Why is that so hard to believe?" Perry's chatter made Heinz scoff.
"Perry the Paranoiapus, you are being – oh, that?" Heinz paused in the middle of his stern lecture to sheepishly glance back at the Inator of the day. He was standing about two feet away from the machine and today the Inator looked far more menancing than normal, as though it was in the shape of a tooth.
"That's just my Tooth-inator." The machine was already glowing with activity and Perry quickly realized it was probably already powered up and ready to do whatever damage Heinz had in mind.
What was it going to do, give Roger a cavity? Was Doofenschmirtz going to out his brother due to a tooth problem and waltz in with the perfect teeth?
"Oh, are you wondering why it's pointing at me? Well, this Inator would probably require a backstory as part of an explanation for why exactly I built it but I'm just not feeling it today. Besides, we're almost out – hey!" A ray suddenly shot out but missed the intended target as a blur of green shoved the scientist out of the way.
"Well, thank you, Perry the Spoilerpus, thank you so much!" A familiar cage trapped the platypus as soon as Doofenschmirtz shoved him off his body. "I was hoping you'd just leave but I just don't have time for your usual shenanigans today. Now we have to wait again for it to power up. Now whose fault is that, Perry?" He walked over to the machine and pushed the button again.
"DAD! ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR DENTIST APPOINTMENT?" Heinz jumped at the unexpected arrival of Norm, who had actually used the door for once.
Now, the Inator had been placed closed to the ledge of the building for purposes Perry didn't know. However, Perry did know that Heinz would be in trouble if the evil scientist suddenly tripped or stumbled into the machine.
And, knowing Dr. Doofenschmirtz's luck, it really had been only a matter of time before said accident occurred.
"Curse you, Norm!" The scientist yelled as he went flying over the ledge. It only took Perry a few seconds to bust out of the cage before going after his nemesis.
"Perry the Platypus? You're saving me? Even though you have no idea what my Inator does? Thank you Perry the – oof!"
The monotreme really began to regret not pressing the self destruct button earlier. It was a button Heinz always placed in an obvious spot on all Inators. And yet, there was still something in his gut that said Doofenschmirtz might actually need a break today and so the platypus had refrained from destroying the machine as he had leapt over the edge of the roof of Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated.
"No, no, wait, Perry! Don't set me down here!"
Well, maybe it was Perry that deserved a break instead.
"Perry the Platypus!" Whined Heinz as the monotreme set him down on the ground. "Please—"
"Heinz Doofenschmirtz!" A shrill voice barked out. "You dummkopf, did you think it would be funny to be two minutes late to your dentist appointment? Hmm?"
On second thought, Doofenschmirtz definitely looked like he needed said break.
A/N: I think I can relate to Doofenschmirtz and I hope you enjoyed this little drabble