Luna Lovegood and the Philosopher's Shell game

by Wesnprogamat

Omake series of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Switcheroo. Though all of them I had written were either logical or canon, consider them all crack fics. You may read them as individual stories, or as a part of a continuing whole. The idea is simple: If there is a Philosopher's Stone, where is it? Warnings include: implied gruesome death, animal cruelty and organ harvesting.

1. 1 Strain Starting with Flamel

This is a series of omakes varying from crack fics to crack fics with plot (I am not so devoted as to make serious

stories for the HPatPS conspiracies- I will leave that up to you.) Rated T though again, probably K+.

Now accepting Omakes: I will put them in the relevant chapter with due credit. I give no promise on when I update.

Thank you Roserapier for your ideas.

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Each Segment could be read as part of a continuing story or as individual stories, your choice.

Omake Strain 1:

Flamel smiled as Dumbledore walked away with the Philosopher's Stone in hand to the bank... Then he pulled out a similar Stone from his pocket and admired it in the setting sun.

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Heading home, an old yet ageless man tripped and a stone flew out of his hands... into the mouth of a nearby Niffler. The Niffler hurried off with its prize as the old man was furiously chasing said Niffler.

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One day, Newt Scammander was nursing a Niffler back to health. The Sick Niffler decided to stay with Newt for a good long time.

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Luna Lovegood married Rolf Scammander, the Grandson of Newt. She loved his stories so much, and was setting out for an adventure like those he did of old time. However, he was still sick and could not go, so he gave Luna his Niffler, in hopes it would be useful for her.