Disclaimer- we do not own G Gundam, Inu yasha or whatever anime is included
in this psychotic story. But we do own our lovely little plushies!!!
*Huggles Chibodee plushie and Kiri hugs Misu plushie*
(K/N hey I'm allowed to love one of my own characters aren't I?)
A/N- This story was written by Kiri aka Misu-chan aka some person and Sano- chan aka sarya-san aka another other person! K/N means an author's note written by Kiri and S/N means it's an author's note written by Sano-chan aka Inu kuro aka Sarya-san aka other person.
Kiri: Chibodee is afraid of clowns!!
Sano-chan: O_O erk. heh heh so am I! They wear make-up and molest children!!
Chibodee: AH! * Covers crotch * we can't let THAT happen!! * Run around in circles screaming hysterically *
Kiri: Too bad your next match is against a clown. Looks like yet another shuffle alliance member is going to fall!
Chibodee: * whimpering * A.a clown?!!
Sano-chan: I know you have to fight a clown * shudders * but don't be a wimp!
Chibodee: * gulp * but I want protection!!
Sano-chan: *puts paper bag on his head * there ya go!
Chibodee: Ack! I can't see!
Sano-chan: exactly!!
Chibodee: * runs into a garbage can *
Kiri: uhh. I don't think that will work.. how about heat censor?
Chibodee: don't have it.
Kiri: forfeit?
Chibodee: Domon will yell at me.
Kiri: * getting angry* what are you a child, or a Gundam fighter?! You have nothing to fear!
Chibodee: Except clowns.
Kiri: *sigh* Well I'm out of ideas, how about you Sano-chan?
Sano-chan: Since we're dealing with something as extreme as clowns, my advice is to jump off a cliff and hope for a painless death, or amnesia..
Chibodee: I don't wanna die!!!! *Cries*
Sano-chan: *hands him some tissue and covers face* I'm not gonna laugh, I'm not gonna la- *looks at Kiri laughing her ass off*
Kiri: *still laughing* Ha ha! I'm sorry; it's just HA HA! It's funny because you're going to lose to a two-foot tall clown!
Sano-chan: NOOO!!!! Small clowns are the worst! They sneak into your pants and do inappropriate things to you! I once heard a little boy was raped by a miniature clown!
Chibodee: *in very dramatic voice* NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Grabs crotch in protective manner and hides under Kiri's desk*
Kiri: Desk? I have a desk.. COOL!!!! I HAVE A DESK!!! *Looks at desk proudly*
Sano-chan: *sweat dropping* It's okay Chibi-Chan!
Kiri: *raises an eyebrow* wouldn't it be chibo-Chan?
Sano-chan: no, why?
Kiri: considering his name is ChibOdee
Sano-chan: No
Kiri: why?
Sano-chan: because I like chibi chan better, that and chibo chan sound like some kind of retarded pokemon.
Chibodee: *sobbing* I'm not a pokemon, am I?
Sano-chan: no, no your not.*pats the sobbing Chibodee on the back It's all right, it's all right..
Kiri: *Singing* Chibodee and Sano-chan sittin' in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G .
Sano-chan: O_O *awkward silence* SHUT UP!!! *In her anger she runs around in circles and crashes into Kiri's desk* Owww.. *rubs head*
Chibodee: *slightly confused* huh?
Kiri and Sano-chan: never mind.
Kiri: *ahem* Now back to the problem at hand, you have a fear of..
Sano-chan: ACK! A clown! Run Chibodee! RUN!
Chibodee: Huh? Where!? AHH!! Somebody help me! *Runs behind Kiri and grabs her by the waist. accidentally (Sano-chan: At least we THINK so. *Perverted grin*) holding the wrong place*
Sano-chan: * snickering *
Kiri: *blushing* *hits Chibi-chan on the head* PERVERT!!
Chibodee: OW! What did I do?
Sano-chan: At least we know he's not gay.
Chibodee: But what did I do wrong??
Sano-chan: *sigh* You're too young to understand.
Chibodee: I'M FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!!!!
Sano-chan: But I'm more mature! I know more stuff than you!!! (S/N-I read at least 3 lemons a week and I'm damn proud of it!!!) I AM SMART!!! *Raises hand and accidentally smacks self in the face*
Kiri: *mumbling* you know a lot of stuff you probably shouldn't.
Sano-chan: I bet I know MUCH more than the sex-ed teacher!!! I AM PROUD TO BE PERVERTED!!!!
Kiri: I'm sure you are. *dramatic pause* KENNY WANNABE!!
(K/N Sorry but I watched the episode when Zelgadiss does the same thing... only with kopii Rezo)
Sano-chan: I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!! *Huggles Tweak plushie*
Chibodee: err. *sweat drop* yeah... whatever..
Sano-chan: *sighs for the millionth time this chapter* She has just been watching Slayers re-runs to many times.
Kiri: So have you!!!
Sano-chan: Hee hee!!! I LOVE SLAYERS TOO!!!! *Hugs Gourry and Xellos plush*
Chibodee: *sweatdrops again*
Sano-chan: I ALSO LOVE INU YASHA AND RANMA ½!!!! *Hugglz Ryoga, Miroku, and Inu plushie*
Sano-chan: I ALSO LOVE *ahem* LIKE erm. a certain Gundam pilot. *hugs Chibodee plushie* Hee hee!!!
Chibodee: Where did you get all of those???!!!
Sano-chan: uhh.heh heh. Internet. OH! That reminds me! I got something for you, Kiri!!! *Hands her a Domon and a Zel plushie*
Kiri: yay!! Kawaii Zel plushie!! * Couldn't care less about the Domon plushie and throws it on the ground while hugging the Zel plushie*
Sano-chan: *picks up Domon plushie and adds it to her collection* Yay! *Holds up Chibodee plushie and makes it kiss the Domon plush* Yatta! Yaoi!!! *Makes the 2 plushies dance with each other* I love you, Chibodee!!! I love you Domon!!!
Chibodee: Sano-chan what the hell are you doing??!!
Sano-chan: *frowns* Fine! *Throws Domon plush in the trash* Hee! Now the Chibodee plush is mine!!! *Runs happily around in circles*
Chibodee: *grabs Sano-chan's plushie* what the hell is this, it doesn't look a thing like me!!
Sano-chan: *snatches it back* I don't care! Leave Chibi-chib-chan alone!!!! *Hugs plushie again* I love my plushie!!! Hee hee hee!!!! He's kawaii and he's mine!!! Mine!!!!!! MINE!!!!
Kiri: Possessive. aren't you.* still hugging the Zelgadiss plushie*
Sano-chan: uh huh! *nods and hugs the plush again for the thousandth time*
Chibodee: and what are you doing? . Oh dear lord!?
Kiri: What?
Chibodee: is there a reason your umm. TAKING ITS CLOTHES OFF??
Kiri: WHAT? Just his shirt!
Sano-chan: *grins like the pervert she is* gee, that sounds fun! *Starts stripping Chibodee plush* COOL!!! He even has underwear! *Pulls off underwear* hmmm. he has nothing there! Do you really have nothing, Chibi- chan!? *Tugs at the real Chibodee's pants*
Chibodee: *offended* yes I do!
Kiri: you could always do the chibi Goku pat pat test .. wait knowing Sano- chan forget I said that.. oops too late sorry Chibodee.
Sano-chan: that's a good idea *glares at Chibodee perversely* come here Chibodee!
Chibodee: *startled* uhh . Sano-chan, hey come on you saw me inside my Gundam shouldn't be enough?
Sano-chan: nope, not for me now come on Chibodee just one little pat?
Chibodee: * getting very nervous and hot under the collar * umm.* gulp* Sano-chan I just forgot I uhh * tries to run away but is stopped by Sano- chan*
Sano-chan: your not going anywhere * Sano-chan now has Chibodee pinned to the wall*(S/N hey your making me into a slut! K/N so? S/N I may be perverted but I'm not a slut! K/N Too Bad!!!! It's not as bad as tama!!!)
Chibodee: uhh.I .um. uhh.
Out of nowhere: claw reaper slash!!!!
Sano-chan: oww!! Damn it inu yasha why did you scratch me? And right when it was getting good!
Chibodee: it wasn't good for me! *Slides down the wall*
Inu yasha: because we can't make this fic too umm. too err.
Kiri: adult?
Inu yasha: yeah that's it, adult. anyway remember we can't put up anything that would be rated NC-17 (K/N and since I'm writing right now I don't feel like writing a lemon)
Inu yasha: that and this was a dare from miroku * gets down on one knee *
(K/N hey I'm allowed to love one of my own characters aren't I?)
A/N- This story was written by Kiri aka Misu-chan aka some person and Sano- chan aka sarya-san aka another other person! K/N means an author's note written by Kiri and S/N means it's an author's note written by Sano-chan aka Inu kuro aka Sarya-san aka other person.
Kiri: Chibodee is afraid of clowns!!
Sano-chan: O_O erk. heh heh so am I! They wear make-up and molest children!!
Chibodee: AH! * Covers crotch * we can't let THAT happen!! * Run around in circles screaming hysterically *
Kiri: Too bad your next match is against a clown. Looks like yet another shuffle alliance member is going to fall!
Chibodee: * whimpering * A.a clown?!!
Sano-chan: I know you have to fight a clown * shudders * but don't be a wimp!
Chibodee: * gulp * but I want protection!!
Sano-chan: *puts paper bag on his head * there ya go!
Chibodee: Ack! I can't see!
Sano-chan: exactly!!
Chibodee: * runs into a garbage can *
Kiri: uhh. I don't think that will work.. how about heat censor?
Chibodee: don't have it.
Kiri: forfeit?
Chibodee: Domon will yell at me.
Kiri: * getting angry* what are you a child, or a Gundam fighter?! You have nothing to fear!
Chibodee: Except clowns.
Kiri: *sigh* Well I'm out of ideas, how about you Sano-chan?
Sano-chan: Since we're dealing with something as extreme as clowns, my advice is to jump off a cliff and hope for a painless death, or amnesia..
Chibodee: I don't wanna die!!!! *Cries*
Sano-chan: *hands him some tissue and covers face* I'm not gonna laugh, I'm not gonna la- *looks at Kiri laughing her ass off*
Kiri: *still laughing* Ha ha! I'm sorry; it's just HA HA! It's funny because you're going to lose to a two-foot tall clown!
Sano-chan: NOOO!!!! Small clowns are the worst! They sneak into your pants and do inappropriate things to you! I once heard a little boy was raped by a miniature clown!
Chibodee: *in very dramatic voice* NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Grabs crotch in protective manner and hides under Kiri's desk*
Kiri: Desk? I have a desk.. COOL!!!! I HAVE A DESK!!! *Looks at desk proudly*
Sano-chan: *sweat dropping* It's okay Chibi-Chan!
Kiri: *raises an eyebrow* wouldn't it be chibo-Chan?
Sano-chan: no, why?
Kiri: considering his name is ChibOdee
Sano-chan: No
Kiri: why?
Sano-chan: because I like chibi chan better, that and chibo chan sound like some kind of retarded pokemon.
Chibodee: *sobbing* I'm not a pokemon, am I?
Sano-chan: no, no your not.*pats the sobbing Chibodee on the back It's all right, it's all right..
Kiri: *Singing* Chibodee and Sano-chan sittin' in a tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G .
Sano-chan: O_O *awkward silence* SHUT UP!!! *In her anger she runs around in circles and crashes into Kiri's desk* Owww.. *rubs head*
Chibodee: *slightly confused* huh?
Kiri and Sano-chan: never mind.
Kiri: *ahem* Now back to the problem at hand, you have a fear of..
Sano-chan: ACK! A clown! Run Chibodee! RUN!
Chibodee: Huh? Where!? AHH!! Somebody help me! *Runs behind Kiri and grabs her by the waist. accidentally (Sano-chan: At least we THINK so. *Perverted grin*) holding the wrong place*
Sano-chan: * snickering *
Kiri: *blushing* *hits Chibi-chan on the head* PERVERT!!
Chibodee: OW! What did I do?
Sano-chan: At least we know he's not gay.
Chibodee: But what did I do wrong??
Sano-chan: *sigh* You're too young to understand.
Chibodee: I'M FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN YOU!!!!
Sano-chan: But I'm more mature! I know more stuff than you!!! (S/N-I read at least 3 lemons a week and I'm damn proud of it!!!) I AM SMART!!! *Raises hand and accidentally smacks self in the face*
Kiri: *mumbling* you know a lot of stuff you probably shouldn't.
Sano-chan: I bet I know MUCH more than the sex-ed teacher!!! I AM PROUD TO BE PERVERTED!!!!
Kiri: I'm sure you are. *dramatic pause* KENNY WANNABE!!
(K/N Sorry but I watched the episode when Zelgadiss does the same thing... only with kopii Rezo)
Sano-chan: I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!! *Huggles Tweak plushie*
Chibodee: err. *sweat drop* yeah... whatever..
Sano-chan: *sighs for the millionth time this chapter* She has just been watching Slayers re-runs to many times.
Kiri: So have you!!!
Sano-chan: Hee hee!!! I LOVE SLAYERS TOO!!!! *Hugs Gourry and Xellos plush*
Chibodee: *sweatdrops again*
Sano-chan: I ALSO LOVE INU YASHA AND RANMA ½!!!! *Hugglz Ryoga, Miroku, and Inu plushie*
Sano-chan: I ALSO LOVE *ahem* LIKE erm. a certain Gundam pilot. *hugs Chibodee plushie* Hee hee!!!
Chibodee: Where did you get all of those???!!!
Sano-chan: uhh.heh heh. Internet. OH! That reminds me! I got something for you, Kiri!!! *Hands her a Domon and a Zel plushie*
Kiri: yay!! Kawaii Zel plushie!! * Couldn't care less about the Domon plushie and throws it on the ground while hugging the Zel plushie*
Sano-chan: *picks up Domon plushie and adds it to her collection* Yay! *Holds up Chibodee plushie and makes it kiss the Domon plush* Yatta! Yaoi!!! *Makes the 2 plushies dance with each other* I love you, Chibodee!!! I love you Domon!!!
Chibodee: Sano-chan what the hell are you doing??!!
Sano-chan: *frowns* Fine! *Throws Domon plush in the trash* Hee! Now the Chibodee plush is mine!!! *Runs happily around in circles*
Chibodee: *grabs Sano-chan's plushie* what the hell is this, it doesn't look a thing like me!!
Sano-chan: *snatches it back* I don't care! Leave Chibi-chib-chan alone!!!! *Hugs plushie again* I love my plushie!!! Hee hee hee!!!! He's kawaii and he's mine!!! Mine!!!!!! MINE!!!!
Kiri: Possessive. aren't you.* still hugging the Zelgadiss plushie*
Sano-chan: uh huh! *nods and hugs the plush again for the thousandth time*
Chibodee: and what are you doing? . Oh dear lord!?
Kiri: What?
Chibodee: is there a reason your umm. TAKING ITS CLOTHES OFF??
Kiri: WHAT? Just his shirt!
Sano-chan: *grins like the pervert she is* gee, that sounds fun! *Starts stripping Chibodee plush* COOL!!! He even has underwear! *Pulls off underwear* hmmm. he has nothing there! Do you really have nothing, Chibi- chan!? *Tugs at the real Chibodee's pants*
Chibodee: *offended* yes I do!
Kiri: you could always do the chibi Goku pat pat test .. wait knowing Sano- chan forget I said that.. oops too late sorry Chibodee.
Sano-chan: that's a good idea *glares at Chibodee perversely* come here Chibodee!
Chibodee: *startled* uhh . Sano-chan, hey come on you saw me inside my Gundam shouldn't be enough?
Sano-chan: nope, not for me now come on Chibodee just one little pat?
Chibodee: * getting very nervous and hot under the collar * umm.* gulp* Sano-chan I just forgot I uhh * tries to run away but is stopped by Sano- chan*
Sano-chan: your not going anywhere * Sano-chan now has Chibodee pinned to the wall*(S/N hey your making me into a slut! K/N so? S/N I may be perverted but I'm not a slut! K/N Too Bad!!!! It's not as bad as tama!!!)
Chibodee: uhh.I .um. uhh.
Out of nowhere: claw reaper slash!!!!
Sano-chan: oww!! Damn it inu yasha why did you scratch me? And right when it was getting good!
Chibodee: it wasn't good for me! *Slides down the wall*
Inu yasha: because we can't make this fic too umm. too err.
Kiri: adult?
Inu yasha: yeah that's it, adult. anyway remember we can't put up anything that would be rated NC-17 (K/N and since I'm writing right now I don't feel like writing a lemon)
Inu yasha: that and this was a dare from miroku * gets down on one knee *